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Beyond fed up with most “x reader” being female.

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I need him the more vulnerable like this

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Either Optimus went into the water to find shells and got a starfish stuck on him (starfish don’t move fast so he had to have been just sitting in the water for a 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓮) or Raf is 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓵𝔂 sticking a starfish to Optimus for no reason and I don’t know which is better.

let’s go to the beach!

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This is the post that inspired me years ago to begin collecting metal in the hope of one day being able to make a metal Soundwave cosplay and let people stick magnets to me

…..Guys..

Guys I cant cope with this, its too adorable.

I.. dude like.. for real.. like..

Transformers.. are made of metal.. and magnets.. stick to metallll…

…duuuude… I have so many cute headcannons now that I feel like my head is going to explode..

Imagine Miko.. She saves up her money and buys this sheet magnet one day right? She draws these cute little pictures, cuts them out, glues them to the magnet and cuts the magnet sheet to make her own personalized magnets.

She started with Bulkhead. She would discretely place the magnets on the back of his legs as high up as she could reach. He’s a bit clueless, cant actually see them unless he deliberately looks for them and cant feel them. So he has like 15 magnets stuck to his legs but he doesn’t know at all.

Miko manages to stick about 3 on Bumblebee before he started getting suspicious.

She gave some to Raf and Jack and they joined in.

The kids ended up turning it onto a game. They tried to see who could get the most magnets on different bots. Ratchet being worth the most points.

All three kids got about two magnets each on Optimus which was really hard to do because they had to somewhat climb on him and hope he didn’t move. Optimus knew from the very beginning exactly what they were doing and when they were doing it to him, but he thought it was adorable so pretended to be oblivious and stand extra still whenever he felt one of them climbing up on his pedes. Plus, Optimus was worth a lot of points in the game so he didn’t to make one of them lose because he caught them in the act.

Miko made one with a giant cute Bumblebee on it and put it on, well, duh, Bumblebee’s leg. He was later seen with a face full of pride and the magnet on his chest plate. 

Miko and Raf spent the night at Jacks house and Miko brought all her magnet gear. They took a sick day and spent all their time making magnets. They went to the base that weekend with these big heavy backpacks that were obviously filled with magnets. Every member of team Prime that knew about the magnet stuff pretended to be very busy and distracted that day.

Miko made a giant magnet that had a blushing Shrek on it and stuck it to Ratchet’s foot. He hasn’t noticed yet and she got over 1000 points for it.

Raf was placed on Ratchets shoulder at one point or another, and this absolute mad lad manages to stick a bright pink one with a flower on it right on the side of Ratchet’s head where he cant see or feel it. But of course all the other bots could see it clear as day and never said anything. Raf got 5000 points for getting a girly magnet on Ratchet’s head.

Arcee was the hardest to sneak up on, absolutely nobody could get a magnet on her. She was worth 6000 points because of the difficulty. At first she didn’t want one.. but then Bulkhead, and Bumblebee were gushing about how cute and creative the magnets were and how much they loved them. Arcee got a bit jealous, now she wants a pretty Miko magnet too..

But she cant just like, ask for one. So one day she pretended to be exhausted all day and constantly distracted and working on stuff. But as soon as a magnet mysteriously appeared on her ankle she suddenly had all the energy in the world and had a particular prep in her step. She now pretends to be tired when ever she wants another magnet.

Jack somehow managed to sneak a laugh/crying emoji magnet on the back of Smokescreens head. He still hasn’t noticed this particular magnet and keeps wondering why everyone keeps laughing literally behind his back.

When Wheeljack was around, Miko tried to sneak a magnet on him while he was sitting down with Bulkhead. But there’s no sneaking up on Jackie, so he instantly noticed her and was like, “The frag you doin??” And Bulkhead just whispered, “Duuuude you’re not supposed to notice.” Wheeljack kept the magnet because it said “foxy grandpa” on it, he doesn’t know what it means but he thought it sounded funny.

When Ratchet finally noticed the like, almost 10 magnets on his legs he was annoyed at first……

..But they’re so cute, and Miko worked so hard on them and they have little faces on them.. And it just.. It makes Miko so darn happy and giggly when she sees he still hasn’t noticed them yet. So he pretends to be the most oblivious of them all, letting the kids stick tons of magnets to him.

He gets to about 40 magnets before Optimus kind’a nudges him and goes, “I can no longer tell if you are actually oblivious to all the magnets, my friend.” And Ratchet just goes, “Don’t tell the kids I know, I don’t want to spoil their fun.” Optimus just nods and says, “Of course, would you do the same for me? I do not wish to spoil their game, I am still worth very many points.”

It genuinely took Ratchet forever to notice the pink flower magnet though. He didn’t remember putting Raf on his shoulder that one time and never thought that Raf would actually do something like that. He eventually noticed it when he saw that whenever anyone looked at him their faces would just light up.

…………………..He left that one there and pretended to not notice it because it made Optimus genuinely smile every, single, time, he looked at it.

One time Ratchet was called out to a mission with about 40 magnets stuck to his legs, he returned with only about 16 and had a crushed expression on his face. He was in a horrible mood after that mission, despite how well it went. Later the remaining 16 magnets disappeared too, Miko thought Ratchet had finally discovered them and just threw them out. She sheepishly went up to him and asked him if that was true.

Ratchet looked appalled and said, “Absolutely not! Why would I throw them out??” He brought his left arm down and flipped up his armored plating to reveal the 16 remaining magnets all neatly organized and stuck to the underside of the plate. “I didn’t want to lose any more of them, they wont get lost or damaged here.” Safe to say Miko didn’t think Ratchet cared and teared up a little.

At one point Miko made special jumbo magnets for each member of team prime. Optimus got a bright red one that was covered in blue glitter, it said “BOOS MAN” in big gold letters. She misspelled boss.. Arcee’s was baby blue with the word “QUEEN” poorly spelled in cursive with hot pink marker. Bumblebees was a bright yellow one with black stripes that had the word “STINGER” written on it, but you cant really tell because the words were also black. Ratchet had a white one that had an orange cross on it and had the words “Best Medic” written very carefully and neatly with black sharpie. Bulkhead’s was the biggest one, it was a bright green one that said “My Best Friend” on it. It had a tiny doodle of Miko and Bulk’s faces on it too.

Optimus smiled at his, said it was lovely and hid it some where to keep it safe, but occasionally he could be seen wearing it around the base. Same thing with Arcee, she said she loved it and wore it occasionally. Bumblebee wore his with pride on his chest plate around the base but took it off before he went on missions. Ratchet cried in private over his and hid it somewhere, occasionally on a good day the magnet could be spotted on his left chest plate. Bulkhead also cried a bit but not in private. He put it on his chest plate and said he’d treasure it forever.

Miko eventually ran out of magnets and money, so Agent Fowler came in clutch and got her like a 15 foot heavy duty magnet sheet and these mega big scissors so she could keep making them.

Ultra Magnus told Wheeljack to take the “foxy grandpa” magnet off his shoulder pad because it was “distracting”. Wheeljack looked at Ultra Magnus, then at Miko, then at Ultra Magnus. He said okay and took the magnet off his shoulder and slapped it right on his forehead.

Miko laughed so hard she nearly passed out. Ultra Magus said to take it off and Wheeljack was like “make me you coward”.

Wheeljack asked specifically for biggest, most ugly and obnoxious Magnet she had. Miko returned with a diner plate sized baked Berry Benson magnet that she didn’t have the chance to use. Wheeljack put it on his shoulder pad where it could best be seen and refused to take it off JUST to make the kids laugh and annoy Ultra Magnus.

I would keep going but honestly this post is getting too long and if I try to keep going my brain is going to melt from the cuteness.

♡(ಥ﹏ಥ)♡

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I swear he says “I’D feel for ya” as in, he WOULD empathize with the (according to a racer) suckage of crummy local alt mode variety. He can only sympathize with his own disappointment.

Jack: but that this is Jasper

Smokescreen: I feel for you

Me: SMOKESCREEN WHAT DOES THAT MEANS. Please elaborate further.

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They hold hands to share powers and become a ghost

Ok ok heard me out Smokescreen and Mirage could be insanely powerful duo with Mirage turning invisible and Smokescreen either blinding the cons with smoke or phasing through walls.

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Arcee: hey Ratchet? I think the energon processor is malfunctioning, there’s crystal bits left in it.

Ratchet: hmm let me see

Bumblebee and Smokescreen: *observe energon*

Bumblebee: *leans and says something in Smokescreen’s audial*

Smokescreen: *takes cube*

Ratchet: *visible confusion*

Smokescreen: forbidden boba *chugs cube*

Ratchet and Arcee: NO

@incorrect-tfp-quotes how’d I do

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and that was the worst joke ever said in the base

bonus!

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Menace Miko 2

More incorrect qoutes

Airachnid: I brought you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game. Miko, nodding: Knife Monopoly Airachnid: Airachnid: I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I am interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

Jack, running on two hours of sleep an oreo, a can of energy and spite: Dashing through the halls Miko: failed my test todayyy- Jack: Don't know what to dooo Miko: With my life h o o r a y! Jack: JINGLE BELLS! Miko: TAKING L'SSS Jack: HiT mE wiTH a SLeiGh Miko: I 'm so done Jack: this isn't fun Miko: there goes my gpa Bulkhead: Arcee:

Miko: Hey did you know what I just realised Everyone: What now? Miko: It's Wednesday my dudes Bulkhead: Bumblebee: Arcee: Ratchet: Optimus: Jack, Raf and Miko simultaneously: aaaAAAAAhhhhhh

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Smokescreen: I try to tell you about Knockout but you guys never treated me seriously!

Acree: Well Smokescreen you don't exactly act serious

Smokescreen: Well don't exactly act nice either Acree.

Acree: Wha- I'm trying to do what's best for you

Smokescreen: WELL SOMETHING IT DOESN'T. SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS HATE ME AND IT NOT JUST YOU. BULKHEAD YOU NEARLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE WHEN I OFFER YOU THE APEX ARMOR, IT WASN'T INSULTING YOU I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

Bulkhead: kid that was a long time ago-

Smokescreen: yeah and when I thought we were cool, YOU PUT ME TO THE SIDE WHEN I ASK ABOUT ALPHA TRION, YOU KNOW SOMEBODY THAT I CARE ABOUT

Bulkhead: oh kid I didn't know I'm sorry

Smokescreen: Hold on I am not done yet Bulkhead just knows I do forgive you...but as for everyone else..

Bumblebee: oh no I am next

Smokescreen: OPTIMUS...OPTIMUS..I used to look up to you but you just let me run off..you didn't even think about comforting me and Ratchet you never check up on once the whole time I was here even when I could of been injured. None of you have me the time that I need to adapt on this planet and you expect me to be a expert. Pfff you guys aren't heroes at all, you are all just a bunch of self righteous losers that only are me as another soldier in a war that killed our own planet because after seeing what both sides are like... I'M DONE

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My favorite thing about Transformers Prime is that Decepticon high command is made up of three evil twinks and a super buff scientist that can bench press all three of them at once.

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“What am I wearing? I should ask you that.”

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awwww, what a cute reunion! I'm sure this will last and they will live happily ever after. (click smaller images to see them bigger!)

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The prime and those three bugs in his shoulders

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Poly! Transformers: Prime x Autobot! Cybertronian! reader

Warning: Depression, War.

Your wish? Was to protect the ones you love. Your goal? Was to be that person people could feel safe with. But since the war started, it burned in a place you can't heal with medicine.

You sadly looked in what the humans call a mirror. How in the primes did they love you? You where not the prettiest robot... You don't deserve them. You quickly wiped off the tears, and walked out of your room. Ratchet was doing his work, when you walked over to him. "(Y/n), I'm sorry but I'm busy." Ratchet spoke up, as he was typing away on the keyboard. You sadly walked away from your partner, and over to Arcee. Arcee taken one look at you, and pulled you into a hug. "What's wrong?" Arcee asks, making you sit down. "I-.." You couldn't speak. You just started sobbing. Arcee linked the others, and told them you where crying. They all dropped what they where doing and came running to you. "Are you alright? Did we do anything to upset you?" Bee said, well beeped and booped. "Yes... I'm fine..." Bulkhead came by your side. "Your clearly not." Ratchet said, trying to be gentle. You wipped your tears off. "I'm sorry.. I guess the war is getting to me..." You said, looking at your hands. Optimus spoke up, "It's only normal." Bulkhead kissed your cheek and Arcee taken her servo into your hand. You sighed, and sniffed. "I don't know what I would do without you all." You smiled, trying your best too. "Relax, we're not going anywhere." Smokescreen kneeled on his knee and looked into your eyes. You looked back into his. "Thanks Smokey." You patted his shoulder, breaking into a small smile. "Ya, we're not going anywhere." Wheeljack chimed in. "It wouldn't be the best to leave you alone." Ulta Magnus spoke up. "I'll watch after them until there a bit better." Arcee said, raising her helm to look at Optimus for approval. He nods. "It is for the best. Thank you Arcee for looking after them." Optimus says, making you feel a bit better.

That night, you and Arcee slept in the same bed together.

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Yandere Poly Transformers: Prime x Mech! Cybertronian! Reader

Warning, Suggestive, mentioned stalking.

You knew something was wrong... They're whispering... They're eyes... They way acted around you. Your partner's... They where wrong...

You came back from scouting, alone, and Bee and Smokescreen ran to you. Bee clang to your frame, and Smokescreen clang to your arm. "Your back!" Smokescreen nuzzled agents your arm. Bee beeped out, "Your safe!" Making you blink. "Yes, yes, I'm safe." You said, trying to act like everything was normal. Arcee walks over, and pulls off Bee, only to take his place. Only for a minute, and then let go. "Good to have you back partner." Arcee smiles, making you smile back. Just act like it's normal. "(Y/n)," Ratchet called you over. You looked back at Smokescreen, who let go of you, only to hold your hand, and made you walk to Ratchet. Ratchet gave you a smug smirk, and hugged you. After a while, he lets go. "Hey there hotshot." Wheeljack taps your shoulder, making you look his way, only for Ratchet to pull your face to look at him. He still had that smug smirk on his face. "Look at me." Ratchet's eyes shinned a green.. No... That wasn't normal! You wanted to pull away, but you just let him pull your face closer to him, and he gave you a rough kiss. You kissed back, still liking it. Still loving them. You felt Ratchet's hand slide down to your hips, and pulled you closer. Your hands wrapped around his neck. He slowly pulled away. "I needed that." Ratchet turns back around and starts working again, leaving you stunned. Smokescreen tugged at your arm. "I want a kiss to!" You turned to him, and as soon as you did, he sprung into a kiss and licked your lips, making your face turn red. Smokescreen pulls away, and winks at you. You gulped and you felt your lips.

You where going on another mission, when Optimus came over to you. "Yes Op?" You asked him, turning to face him. That's when he pinned you to the wall, and put his fingers to hold your chin. You blinked, and stared at him. "Be safe ok?" Optimus rest his forehead agents yours. "I will." You held his hand, which he put to your frame. "NOT IN THE LAB!" Ratchet yelled. Optimus and you laugh. "What now? Is he stalking us?" You asked in a playful way, forgetting that... They where... Optimus gone stiff, and stared into your eyes. You laughed it off, "Op? What's wrong?" You asked him, staring into his eyes. Optimus then walked away, and whispered to Ratchet, but you could hear, "Ratchet. Make sure he doesn't escape." ... Escape?

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I watched Galvatron's Revenge. But only the parts with Smokescreen in it. I heard it sucked so I didn't want to torture myself. It definitely could be better. And the VAs could be better, I'm looking at you Optimus. But there are something things I liked.

Mainly that they didn't puts Smokescreen on the back burner like a lot of people do. I am not at all saying this was a good movie. You can still like things about it but dislike it in general.

I like Smokescreen's fight with Cyclonus. I like how they used his knowledge of the Hall of Records. His relationship with Hotrod was eh.

But there was one part that had me laughing. Cyclonus asked Smokescreen if his energon was yellow. Yellow energon actually exists. It's basically crack. Cyclonus asked Smokescreen if he was high.

Probably not what it was meant to be, but still funny.