valkylander
valkylander
Gundam is Pretty Good I Guess
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Trans girl, Asexual (non-split), Lesbian, She/Her If I get something wrong, feel free to let me know!
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valkylander · 5 hours ago
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Ruby always does this :3
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin dogs gay
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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the hate of polyamorous people feels so arbitrary to me. like i know bigotry is irrational but like. you understand the appeal of threesomes and foursomes but you can't respect when people love multiple people. even though you have multiple friends. there's gunk in your brain
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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Wanted to draw more but unfortunately god hates me
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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valkylander · 1 day ago
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Being a Pikachu is the pokemon version of carcinization. Environmental pressures will always produce a small mammal with electric cheek sacks.
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This is the face of evolutionary efficiency.
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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maybe learning martial arts travelling the world falling in the spring of drowned girl and then getting engaged against my will to multiple beautiful women who all want to kill me would fix me. i think that would fix me
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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da touden sisters
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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Ferdinand: You cannot name our children NewTuuli, LutzTwo, and RedCamil.
Myne: I'm sorry, who's going to be pregnant with them?
Ferdinand: I will find a way to make the answer me if that's what it takes.
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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I honestly think anyone who thinks Edelgard is a fascist or evil or out for power is just distracted by surface aesthetics and not engaging with what characters in the game actually say and do.
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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Break up Visa and Mastercard. Break up any bank worth more than a billion dollars. Tax excess profits at 125%. Make companies pay exorbitant fees to conduct stock buybacks. Cap interest rates on mortgages at 1%. Raise the minimum wage to $50 an hour. Make healthcare universal and ban private hospitals. Make legislators sell everything they own and live in barracks like monks. Make elected officials swear oaths of poverty. Tax churches. Prosecute Exxon. Take Fox News off the air. Build a world in which it’s impossible to be both rich and powerful.
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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valkylander · 2 days ago
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Throwback to one of the funniest twitter interactions of all time:
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