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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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op granted me a gentle death by disabling reblogs on the root post btw

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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shakespeare was ahead of his time

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i dont play minecraft very often but whenever i do and its like on a server with friends i am a very important part of the ecosystem because im the guy with the flesh collection

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The Boulevard Montmartre at Night

Camille Pissarro, 1897

Oil on canvas, 53,3 × 64,8 cm, National Gallery, London, England

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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a puppet (for my puppet)

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does anyone want to be scared with me

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how it feels to drive a prius on the interstate surrounded on all sides by huge trucks

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Language is universal

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The Wikipedia article for "wink" has four different images illustrating winking and they're all slightly oddball choices, they're all a bit wacky. Go check it out if that sounds like something you'd enjoy seeing. If I see anything else interesting I'll let you know.

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had a really good apple last night and pictured this in the bottom left corner of my brain as i was eating it

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Best image

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The median artery is an artery that is occasionally found in humans and other animals. [1] It is present in 35% of individuals born in the late 20th century. [2]

occasionally I'm reminded that biology just sucks to think about