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Do you love the colour of the Magnus Archives?

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Monkeys on the Loose

Danny Elfman

Transcribed lyrics by vampyre-inc

I like very to find

Monkeys who delight in screaming in the night

Bears scratch, everything’s blast(?)

Wolverines fucking with my memories of the past

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Breaking everything they can get their little hands on

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Angry at the world and they oughta get their own damn song

Right is wrong

Up is down

Gonna rip that stupid nose off that dirty clown

Don’t you know what they did to my home(whole?) town?

It’s a crime and you’re past your prime

Saving every time(?) and

Bears scratch, everything’s blast (?)

Wolverines fucking with my memories of the past

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Breaking everything they can get their little hands on

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Angry at the world and they oughta get their own damn song

*Kick-Ass Interlude*

Bears scratch, everything’s blast

Wolverines fucking with my memories of the past

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Breaking everything they can get their little hands on

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Angry at the world and they oughta get their own damn song

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Breaking everything they can get their little hands on

Monkeys on the loose

Monkeys on the loose

Angry at the world and they oughta get their own damn song

I didn’t see any lyrics anywhere on the internet and I love this song 😭 these might not be right and I’d love people to correct me!!

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hello jon

:)

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im so excited that ink5oul had no idea what they were turning into, no idea of the bigger meaning of it all, didn't consciously choose this, even as they are clearly not a great person.

one of the weaker parts of tma imo (quite minor, but still) is how Jon seems to be unique among the other Avatars we meet - they're all gleefully evil. only our main characters are afforded the benefit of reluctance in their becoming. Which isnt necessarily a contradiction in the show, but it doesnt quite flow as nicely into the s5 case that there was never a dividing line between 'victim' and 'evil avatar', they were all varying degrees of complicit. In hindsight that can be explained because most avatars Jon met‚ Elias placed in his path. so it benefitted him to have them be antagonistic, and he mightve picked them for that reason

But i always wanted to see more uncertain avatars like Jon (and Martin and Melanie and Daisy to lesser extents) out in the wild so im v glad that Protocol seems to be going more in that direction with Ink5oul and Needles!

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What the fuck is going on!

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This is so funny depending on which Bonzo statement you mean. If you mean the nightclub statement, I think he’d be able to dismiss it as shared hallucination, or alcohol use, or some BS like that. Typical s1 Jon stuff.

But if we mean he listened to GWEN’s experience with Bonzo….then this is so funny. His skepticism towards Martin’s experience from s1? Forget about it. This would make that look like nothing. I imagine Gwen coming into the office, and, for whatever reason, telling Jon about her experience. He’d reduce it to stress, then suggest she take some time off, and I think Gwen would rip him to SHREDS. I genuinely think she’d knock some fucking sense into that wet cat of a man.

I desperately want to know what S1 Jon would say if he listened to the Bonzo statement

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If the two guys Darrien describes this episode really ARE alt universe Martin and Jon, it's funny how consistently Martin gets described as generally normal and kinda nervous from outsider povs meanwhile with Jon it's always like "imagine the most fucked up guy you ever saw. Just a real thousand-yard-stare type motherfucker. He's having war flashbacks in his head. Olympic levels of Wants to Go Home. He also kinda looks like a loser nerd? Oh and he probably wants to fuck orchids. Orchid fucker." Like damn, can't a guy have witnessed The Horrors™️ in peace??????

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Interesting parallels Chester. Very interesting.

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Hey, I might have something you'd like

Still don't know where this one was performed, but it was posted by this person and this is a cut off version because Tumblr

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Deny, Deny, Deny (TMAGP)

Spoliers for basically all of The Magnus Protocol under the cut!

Today I'm thinking about the pattern of disbelief we've seen thus far. Let me explain.

We begin with episode 7, with the charity shop. Ms. Margolis is resigning and claims that she has had no help from the Oxford People's Trust.

She reached out multiple times during the course of her experience and did not receive help from her employer.

Then we have episode 8, the thesis paper. We open with this.

Mr. Stevens wrote about his experience and yet he isn't believed by his tutor.

Then we come to episode 12, where Ms. Bennett (of the Mr. Bonzo strip club incident) has her insurance claim denied. Again, a horrific experience brushed off entirely.

And then, most recently, we have episode 13.

Mr. Laurel explains his experience just like everyone else, but he is similarly 'denied' or otherwise not believed.

All of these people fully explain their supernatural occurrence, and plenty of them have physical evidence to back their stories up (often in the form of physical harm to themselves, notably), but all of them are outright disbelieved. I just think it's an interesting motif to have seen in a third of the episodes thus far. I wonder where it's going, or if it'll mean anything.

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Reset: Elsewhere - 4.1

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Bonzo’s Theatrics

Spoilers for The Magnus Protocol episodes 10 and 12!

Ok, so I’ve been thinking a lot about this. In episode 10, during Bonzo’s entrance, there’s a lot of noise happening. There’s the creaking of the steps, the music, some violin(?) noises, but there’s also Bonzo noises.

Let me jump forward a little. In episode 12, Bonzo (post-murder) is described as ‘raising its head, tilting it coquettishly to one side’…. ‘And it boomed playfully “Bonzo? Bonzo Bonzo?”’

Picture that, if you will. This horrible monstrosity, covered in blood and weeping pus(?), tilting its head and basically giggling at you.

Now, let’s jump back to episode 10, his entrance. I’m going to add an audio file here so you can hopefully hear what I’m talking about.

Right at the very end, just before Nigel says ‘Mr. Bonzo’, I swear to god Bonzo says ‘Ta-da!’

The reason I connect this to episode 12 is that his mannerisms in episode 12 confirm this idea for me. It just seems so in character!

TLDR: I think Bonzo says ‘Ta-da’ when he comes down the stairs to meet Gwen!

I’d love to hear from @jonnywaistcoat himself of course, but this is just my thought!

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“Oh, Archivist.”

It’s finished! Nikola Orsinov kidnapping Jon sent me spiraling so I had to paint it. The horrors he endures😵‍💫🥺 poor Jon. I don’t think the creators meant to have the wax figures melting but that’s how it is in my head

Detail below:

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All the people in the City have semi-translucent skin because they've evolved to live with no sun exposure. Like those weird cave salamanders.

ooo i love headcanons like this

-mod fen

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yall i know im late to the party but u HAVE to read 13 storeys by jonathan sims. holy fucking shit this book was so fucking good

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Soooo I finished @jonnywaistcoat ‘s Thirteen Storeys today, and I LOVED it. My only qualm with the book was that it had no table of contents. So…I fixed that.

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do you ever just

[the line is from a fic by @/Rauchendes_GNU on ao3]