vampzc4ls
vampzc4ls
Lana the Green Tea Bitch
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vampzc4ls 16 hours ago
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pain
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vampzc4ls 1 day ago
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Daily reminder: if you like or support f@tsp酶, DNI. Shaming plus-size people is a really fucking rude thing to do, not to mention sad. If you can't get enough motivation by wanting to look like someone, that's a you problem- not the problem of a random plus-size person who did nothing to you. Don't be assholes, guys. Your 3D does not give you an excuse to shame others if they didn't ask for it.
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vampzc4ls 1 day ago
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Deadlifted 115 today
Soon I'll be lifting more than I weigh
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vampzc4ls 2 days ago
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I hate when it's so hot that drinking tea makes me unbearably sweaty
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vampzc4ls 2 days ago
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I love going to two gym classes a day so I can 3at ice cream
If you want something, make room for it. It's better than b!ng!ng on it later.
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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Today's steps (6/22/25)
9244! Great for a hot day. Walked at the gym and outside at night.
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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"Autism is so quirky!" Ma'am I have had four meltdowns in the last week and cannot access one of my special interests which has led to an insane amount of distress. I am currently crying in my room because my mother didn't follow the rules of how to eat. I guarantee you that this is not a quirky personality trait.
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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"Did you get the 3D constipation?" No, I got the green tea l@x effect. I am in hell.
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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Shoutout to the mutuals that like all my shitposts and random thoughts
The little gay mentally ill people in my phone love me
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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Hear me out
Greek yogurt with sugar free pudding mix
It's so fluffy and tastes amazing for only like 90莽膩l if you use Fage pre-portioned yogurts
Don't even bother measuring the pudding mix, you'll only use a bit so I just log it as half a serving
Go try it now. It's so fucking good.
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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"I'll make Sundays my m3tab days so I can enjoy church Fellowship Hour," I say whilst actively trying to bvrn 0ff what I 4te at said Fellowship Hour
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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I can't die until I'm at most 99lbs
wait no we can鈥檛 go to war yet i鈥檓 not skinny enough to die
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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Don't ask how many pairs of boots I own
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vampzc4ls 3 days ago
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Caffeine water with electrolytes? Hell yeah I'm drinking that.
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vampzc4ls 4 days ago
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I wish I could sk1p every m34l, but I'd get sent away again
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vampzc4ls 4 days ago
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Sometimes I forget that green tea is a l@x and then I die a bit when I am forced to remember
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vampzc4ls 4 days ago
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Would you believe me if I said I drank an entire pitcher of green tea
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