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Mascot Monkey King (1 2 3)

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F/Os who work hard every hour of the day.

F/Os who study everyday to master their craft.

F/Os who get up and spend their day working every waking minute of the day.

F/Os who cannot catch a break or their pile of work will just keep increasing.

F/Os who are busy spending their time away from home, just so that they can fulfill their duties.

F/Os who are just doing their best no matter when and where, always giving 100% if not more.

F/Os who are always busy improving themselves, wanting to learn and grow as time goes on.

Make sure to help them get their well deserved breaks. Make sure to show them that they are cared for. Make sure that their efforts are seen and not in vain.

We all love our f/os as much as they love us. So let’s also support them in the best way we can in their everyday endeavors!

Proship / Comship do not interact please!

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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex

me: ok

media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex

me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

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You are your f/o's first pick, and their favorite person! They may or may not have other friends, but you will always be their priority. You are so important to them, their day isn't complete without you in it. They would never want you to feel like you're not important to them, and will reassure you how much you mean to them in a heart beat. They would never want you to feel like you don't matter, because you do. You matter, and they want you to know that more than anything.

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for a while, i ran two selfship imagines blogs: one strictly against proship and one that caters to proship to see how the two communities actually treat each other. I posted similar imagines on both blogs, none specifying the f/o's age, gender, etc, and nothing nsfw.

the proship blog's notifications were disgusting. people talking about the things they want to do to underaged characters, people fantasizing about feral animals, and one guy who pretended the imagines were about his irl sister he wanted to bang. I received the occasional "you need help" anon, but no threats or anything like that.

the no-proship blog? I received constant threats from the proship side. death threats. rape threats. one person made it a point to describe how he would "ruin" me every single day. another tried to doxx me (but ended up sending the address of a TJ Maxx halfway across the country). people talking about how I was "censoring the internet" and I need to "try reading some noncon to lighten up".

both blogs were deleted after a month, and I will never trust a proship person saying they're the ones being treated badly.

Dear god

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Imagine laying on your f/o's lap, either relaxing on it as if it were a pillow or taking the chance to admire them from this new angle. They mention how cute you look down there, as their hand gently pets your hair.

☁︎ proship/comship DNI ☁︎

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Don't know who needs to hear this but you f/o doesn't care if you have imperfect teeth. Your smile is and will always be the most brightest and beautiful thing they will ever see

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if you're okay with others selfshipping with your ocs...

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Your f/o would never find you annoying. Asking to hang out? They'd love to make time for you. In a silly, lighthearted mood? They don't shame you. Opening up about your feelings? They'll give you that support. Your f/o will never view you or who you are as irritating, annoying, or bothersome.

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Self shippers whose f/os have canon love interests are so incredibly strong. It can be difficult, especially if you see fanart of them with their canon love interest a lot ... but we stick by our f/os despite that. And that takes a certain level of strength that I want to acknowledge.

Proship/Comship DNI

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bipoc self shippers, always remember that YOU are your f/os' type. you in all that you are, including your culture and your every stunning feature, are the most beautiful and wonderful thing in the world to your f/os. never let anyone make you feel otherwise.

pr*ship/neutral dni

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⋆☀︎ If you suffer from anxiety, imagine your f/o helping you with that. Whether it be something simple like reminding you use breathing exercises, or taking you away from social situations that make you uncomfortable.

Is this post for me specifically? Maybe.

(Proshippers DNI)

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masc term likers, your f/o(s) love seeing you both dressed really good or simply with pajamas and messy bed hair so much that they often have the irresistible urge to pull you close and mumble near your ear: ‘you’re so incredibly handsome, did you know that?’

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Imagine your f/o kissing your dimples<3 or just making you smile or laugh just to see them! ty for coming to my Ted talk

Proship, comship, darkship DNI