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olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Celeste (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Badeline/Madeline (Celeste Video Game) Characters: Madeline (Celeste Video Game), Badeline (Celeste Video Game), Theo (Celeste Video Game), Granny (Celeste Video Game), Madeline's Mother (Celeste Video Game) Additional Tags: Girls Kissing, Self-Hatred, Self-Esteem Issues, Canon Trans Character, Bullying, Self-cest, Badeline is Called Lyn (Celeste Video Game), Trans Madeline (Celeste Video Game) Summary:

Madeline journeys to Celeste Mountain, hoping to overcome her personal doubts and insecurities. Due to the magic of the mountain, she encounters a Part of Her that she'd much rather forget. But maybe, just maybe, she can learn to love herself, in more than one sense...

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RIP to that one FNaF VHS tape that started the whole "who on earth killed Charlotte Emily" trend, dw tho guys I have an archive of like, 75–89% of the og audio

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What's your opinion on Huntress, as a fellow bunny killer who uses axes?

"The things I would do for an axe like that. Except to keep it permanently instead of having it vanish when I'm not using it..."

(Admin note: reference to this :33)

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You know, I've never played the B-sides of Celeste, but I'm mad that I haven't, cause HOLY SHIT THE MUSIC??? IT'S SO GOOD!!!

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Aww, don't be like that, Springboy! I think it's cute how you put on a little show for your victims in DbD! Adorable little bunny man 🥰

"...huh- right- of course! HAHA HA! I'M ALWAYS THE FUN ONE HERE!!"

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I was given the idea on Twitter

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Daily drawing 2072. This was the one drawing I knew I wanted to do this month. I still adore Celeste and will always believe in protecting Trans rights!

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WORTH IT, LMAO

Why are you such a theater kid boyfailure in DbD?

"....Fuck you."

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I TRIED SEARCHING FOR SOME ROUPAZ FICS ON AO3 AND THERE'S LIKE NONE??? I'M GONNA CRYYYYY 😭💔

Happy pride month to the sapphics from Sonic X, lmao 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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I mean he's still breathing so...

heyloo new driftcell post, tho it was a bit lazy and rushed but woohoo! enjoy ^^

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Soooo, I FINALLY started working on my Madeline x Badeline Fanfic, and apparently I might actually be good at writing??? Idk, my friend proofread the first two chapters, and he said they read really well, even as someone who doesn't know anything about Celeste. Once I get my own account on AO3, I'll start posting it there. I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED!!! :3

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Happy pride month to the sapphics from Sonic X, lmao 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Ghostface is a big fan of the new DBD killer,,

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Bruh, I commented on an art time lapse of Madeline and Badeline from Celeste in some sexy clothes, and all I said was "Damn Madeline 👀💕." Now tell me why someone commented, saying "yea... Madeline is trans so... Badeline is a guy?" My brother in christ, they're both trans!!! Badeline is Madeline's reflection. She wouldn't suddenly be a man. Like c'mon now 😑

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Do you think Madeline could obtain all seven dragon balls and defeat Frieza?

i have spent an embarrassingly long time thinking about this.

in short: madeline could absolutely get all of the dragon balls. there's no feasible way she'd defeat frieza in a fight. if she used the dragon balls, she could defeat frieza via incapacitation.

in long? well... that's a funny story.

for the record, this is the first time i've ever power scaled something myself. that is to say i'm a little embarrassed to show my work. this is going to be rough, full of holes and inconsistencies, and partially based on vibes (a lot of sources boil down to "just look at it"). that said, i think my findings are more than interesting enough to make up for being amateurish. who knows, maybe someone will come along later and clean up my mess.

also, i'm well aware vs battles has a wiki page for madeline. however, they (logically) assume she's not her canon height of 7' tall. so i'm taking matters into my own hands and figuring things out myself.

let's lay the foundation first. on the dragon ball side of things, we're gonna assume the verse is pre-namek saga, so frieza is alive and the dragon balls only grant one wish. we're also gonna assume the z-fighters and co doesn't actively interfere with madeline and her goals, and that they don't need the dragon balls for anything. simple stuff.

to lay the foundations for celeste, we're assuming madeline just came fresh out of chapter 8; she'd be at her peak in-story, having already endured the treacherous nature of celeste's trail and the unwelcoming environment on the path to its core.

given the dash is probably something given to her by the mountain (the player simply can't dash until a certain point in the game, even if they know how), we can assume she probably doesn't have it if she's not on or near the mountain.

since we're focusing on what madeline is capable of, we're gonna do a few calculations. for future reference, we'll dictate that

madeline is 7' (84 inches) tall. this is canon.

madeline is 16 pixels tall, based on in game sprites.

madeline is ~218 lbs, which is (the average of) the average 7' woman's weight.

the inches per pixel of celeste is 84 / 16 = 5.25.

theo is 20 pixels tall, based on ingame sprites. 20 * 5.25 = 105, 105 / 12 = 8.75 feet, so...

theo is ~8'9 (~105 inches) tall.

theo is ~376 lbs, with data extrapolated from this table

we have no idea what the weight of the crystal theo is encased in is, or if the crystal theo is encased in even has a weight. it could be weightless but indestructible. since theo can be used to press buttons, something can only be done with a certain amount of force (like madeline dashing into them), we can assume it doesn't make him any lighter.

all that aside, madeline's notable feats include:

having a jump height of ~26 pixels (~136.5 inches, ~11.375 feet).

effortlessly lifting a 376 pound guy over her head.

effortlessly throwing said 376 pound guy ~93 pixels (~488.25 inches, ~40.6875 feet) away from her at a standstill. jesus christ.

effortlessly catching said 376 pound guy from theoretically any angle and any speed, while moving at theoretically any angle and any speed. extremely important to note that she does not get pushed back or otherwise hindered when this happens.

surviving and no-selling a plummet of well over 2500 meters (~8202.1 feet). not only did she fall, but she smashed through several feet of jagged crystals repeatedly with no repercussions. she did land in water, but since she was falling at terminal velocity, her bones should have splintered and killed her instantly. surviving fatally high falls is NOT a one-time occurrence, either.

being durable enough to smash through loose bricks and soft rock (since she can only do this in certain spots in-game, this implies said spots are weaker).

seemingly completely unfazed by extremely thin air, with no equipment to keep her breathing steady. keep in mind she's roughly 2.5 kilometers high in the air during this conversation with part of her.

seemingly completely unfazed by extreme heat and extreme cold, as well as the instantaneous switch between the two. this bitch is VERY extremophilic.

surprising amounts of will power. she'll even confront herself (heh) if it means getting what she wants.

can kick and wipe out Weird Fucked Up Eyeball Monsters three times her size.

in the funniest way possible, if i were to include farewell, i could technically say that madeline can outright manipulate reality. if she collects the berries in farewell, they end up in the strawberry pie in the epilogue. if we're to take this literally, that means she took them out of her dreams and into reality like she's fucking luffy. again, this would be an otherwise normal-ass canadian woman with that ability. as genuinely hilarious as that technicality is, this is so far beyond the vision of the developers that i'm not going to act on it. we could also technically claim she's functionally immortal because of Game Mechanics™. but i'm not going to do that because that would be boring.

also, we'll assume madeline just... knows frieza exists, somehow. frieza doesn't know madeline exists, but madeline's acutely aware of who frieza is, what he's capable of, and even what kind of shows he tunes into. the perks of anxiety, i guess.

anyway! we've established that madeline is exceptional for a human. at her base, she'd be on par with chi-chi. chi-chi's power level is 130, so we'll say that's madeline's power level as well. without any sort of known training - be it fighting or ki - she's already pretty fucking incredible.

all that said, let's see what she can actually do.

if money and travel aren't an object, i think madeline could 100% find the dragon balls and summon shenron. once she has her mind set on something, she'll see it through, even if it could kill her. she'd likely struggle since she doesn't have a radar, but since they have an electromagnetic pulse, she could try to find them with a metal detector if she knows where to look. since she undeniably has the ability to hold her own in a fight (just look at her feats!), actually getting the dragon balls really shouldn't be that hard of a task.

the same can't be said for the fight with frieza. if she were to get in a fight with frieza in her base form, she'd get wiped the fuck out. no contest. i really don't think that's a surprise to anyone. even if she uses the dragon balls, she would only match kami in power (whose power level is 220). in order to even touch first-form frieza, she would need a power level of 530k. his first-form is ~4076 times stronger than madeline's normally, and ~2409 times stronger if she was granted immense power.

the only way for her to have a fighting chance is if she trained her ki. that's assuming she'd be stronger than krillin, who is the strongest human. before the boost from grand elder guru, he would have had a power level of 13k in the frieza saga, which would mean this is the highest reasonable power level for madeline to achieve through vigorous training. if she were to reach that, first-form frieza would still be ~40 times stronger. an actual fight is a no-go.

she could maybe come up with a way to incapacitate frieza, however. since shenron can make wishes from a long ways away - including separate realms - there's a chance madeline could wish for, say, an undetectable gas leak on frieza's ship. this doesn't necessarily mean frieza would die, but he'd be fucked beyond belief if somebody lit a cigarette. what's more, it would be untraceable, meaning frieza would have no reason to be aggro'd against madeline.

to summarize, you're basically asking if chi-chi could defeat frieza on her own. the answer is "most certainly not with her fists."

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however, if we instead use famous ROBLOX™ game Forsaken's interpretation of madeline as a baseline, she obviously scales to 1x1x1x1 (a fourth dimensional being) and therefore doesn't even need the dragon balls to absolutely obliterate frieza, so what the fuck ever /j