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And that's it! One last time, everybody!

Dual Destinies is not an amazing game, but I can't say that it is a bad game, either. It is a fun game and we had a good time playing it, but even still, it has many fundamental problems that will forever hold it back from being anywhere near the top of this franchise for me. In any case, I'm eager to see if the next game will improve on the things I found lacking in this one.

Next, Spirit of Justice!

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I SAID

I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

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Let's go, lesbians, let's gooooooooo!

(In what other way am I supposed to take this, game??!)

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I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

I SAID I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

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Prediction: Ponco could detect a heartbeat and said that it knew it was Metis because of the ID, but the facial scanning didn't apparently work. Edgeworth said that this was because the face could be covered. So:

1) Metis was already dead and the real murderer was wearing her jacket with the ID badge, and covering their face -> Ponco thought it was Metis

2) Athena runs in, sees someone wearing her mom's jacket, realises it's not her mom, stabs them with the knife -> explains why Metis' jacket has a cut in it at the bottom

3) the real murderer knows what happened after the murder, so it's someone who had free access to the place, aka someone in the police

4) Fulbright works with Blackquill and knows a lot about the case

5) It's Fulbright

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Ah yes, tell me more about this immense tension between you, please

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The two extremes of a mean bisexual: milfs her own age and much younger men

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The hardest part of playing turnabout succession so far has been looking at baby Klaviers sprites. Sweetheart please you have to put concealer on your neck too or else it looks weird

By hard I mean that every time he pops up I spend several minutes uncontrollably giggling because I mean look at him, his outfits awful (in a good way, it’s exactly what I expect a teenage rockstar to think looks cool)

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Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

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... and that's why I stick to fanfics and fanarts these days.

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the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying

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Oh. Okay. That's not looking good is it.

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.......the M rating is really bringing it again

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WE GET TO GO AGAINST EDGEWORTH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

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DADDY EDGEWORTH

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HANDS OFF OUR DAUGHTER

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Mayaaaaaaaaaa 😭😭😭😭😭

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