its a dangerous thing to have an opinion on this hellscape. luckily i do not giveth a shit any longer. yall have been talking shit for too long, its my turn now.
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is it finally safe for me to say I HATE jaskiers bob?? Itâs not cunty, Joey is SO beautiful and they did him so dirty I hate it
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Remember when the teachers would tell us not to use Wikipedia because it wasnât reliable as a source? And then youâd say âbut they cite sources at the bottomâ? So then theyâd say âwell then read the sourcesâ? But now the teachers are using ai. And even when they Google something, they read the ai overview. And even if they decide not to, Google has become so ai-focused and click-driven, that itâs no longer useable as a search tool so you canât find out anything they donât want to give you anyway. I feel like the snake has started to eat itself, and weâre already beginning to choke.
I just feel like after the internet falls, Iâll be in my rocking chair in the nuclear wasteland telling children about how it used to be good for something once. About how I miss when it was like that. And I will feel like our great-grandmothers waxing poetically about how arsenic really did clear up their skin, and our grandfathers telling us they actually liked the lead paint because it was bright, and our parents telling us they miss the asbestos because it was warm. And that they know itâs all for the best, and itâs terrible that it turned out to be bad, but god, it sounded so good at the time and they want to live in that bubble of hope and confidence for just a little longer. I hope the kids will pity us, if they can ever come to forgive us.
I just wish the world had never gone this way.
#anti ai#dead internet#ai is theft#ai is evil#ai is a plague#dystopia#dead internet theory#post apocalyptic
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I was never into the superbat ship until now. This Clark FUCKS and this Bruce CRIES DURING SEX.
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âTheyâre trying to convince people they canât do the things theyâve been doing easily for years â to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies â to write that for you.â We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, âthat you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You wonât know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you canât do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat. People are already doing this. You wonât have to process grief, because youâll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways itâs going to destroy humans, long before thereâs a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people.â
Justine Bateman on AI in this article from The Guardian
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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself
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AssMaster1390 is braver than the marines
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damâŚâŚ.. that website âyou feel like shitâ (itâs like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really worksâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
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some of our dads were autistic ok
people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW
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im going to be real rn i completely understand where hamlet is coming from because if my dad died and then my mom married his brother a MONTH AFTER HIS FUNERAL and THEN everyone told me to just get over it already because everybody dies and THEN i talked to my dad's ghost and tried to get some semblance of closure after his death and he told me "cut the bullshit im burning my sins off in hell rn but its not a big deal listen up your uncle murdered me you gotta get revenge for me" i would also do an acrobatic fucking pirouette backwards off the handle
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It's always homosocial relationships b/w men this and that yaoi fujoshi this and that. I'm here to tell you that women are having straight up lifelong soulmate ass relationships with each other and just fucking men on the side for kids. But that's not my business
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say it with me: deserts aren't inherently bad. deserts are very important and are home to many ecosystems. you want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a healthy, thriving desert. you don't want an unhealthy, over-exploited desert to become a forest. deserts and forests are distinct, separate biomes that are both indispensable. you want to see them both at their best. and a desert at its best doesn't look like a forest at its best. they're each beautiful in their own way.
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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I think we need to let villains be camp again. âOhhhhh itâs homophobic to always have the villain be camp!â Okay but itâs been like. So boring without them.
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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves
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