probably not a witch but who knows at this point / flowers, fandoms & arts and everything nice / mainly MDZS and other danmei, with a side of Tolkien, Jujutsu Kaisen and other animes / fic writer (Veraverorum on AO3 too) / gay as in both happy and queer as fuck / the carpet of the id doesn't match the drapes of the superego, if you know what we mean / from near-death experience to near-porn experience in one breath / they-them 18+ / occasionally NSFW
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Amélie Diéterle by photographer Léopold-Émile Reutlinger
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some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
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So uh, I've started moving all my writinngs from google docs. This is going to take a while.
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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh
Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…
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elijah wood as bacchus at 2004 mardi gras. if you care
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just added all these prints to the sale section ~ only a few left of most of 'em
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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.
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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.
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dress in your sluttiest goth outfit at my funeral or don’t even bother coming
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Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)
[eng by me]
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if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you
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i love how theres no rules for pronouncing words in English, you literally just have to learn and hear someone say every single word
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moodboard for when a girl you don’t know compliments you


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do you ever see paleolithic art and go “oh fuck that’s good” like they hadn’t developed agriculture or the wheel but god damn could they paint horses real good
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