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Its all over

Hunger Games recovery feels

Watch the rain with me

Sit in the door way of our house

See it land

The droplets pounding the earth

Cool humidity washing over us

Bare feet, thick jumpers

It’s all over

It’s all over

It’s all over

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My dear Laurens

I am a very stubborn person. 

I have to publish this comic before the end of the year or I will suffer for the rest of my life.

Seguir leyendo

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My secret agenda is always that I want to hear about that book(s) you wrote in middle school, back when you thought you’d write the next Aragon or Percy Jackson

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Does anyone have any good Bonnie and Clyde/The Barrow Gang historical references that are worth the read?

Books, websites, etc

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I literally just realised how queer Boy Meets World is… Eric dresses in drag three times… they couldn’t even write Cory and Topanga’s wedding episode without it being about Cory and Shawn… the whole Chic Like Me episode implies that Feeny would totally accept Shawn if he was trans…

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Facts about Lafayette that prove he’s a legend

First of all, his full name is: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette

Bro was LOADED! He was the richest orphan in France. Pretty much all his relatives died, leaving him with 120,000 livres as an income.

In 1777 Lafayette asked Loui XVI if he could go fight for freedom in America, the king said no but Lafayette went anyway, he was 19 at the time! He had to leave the country illegally the some accounts say that he dressed as a pregnant woman to do so. (But this could just be a rumour)

He was shot in the leg during battle (still in 1777) and didn’t notice until AFTER the battle! Washington has to forcibly send him home, but he did this with orders for the doctor to ‘treat him like a (Washington’s) son’.

After the Battle of Monmouth Laf sat with George Washington under a tree and the two fell asleep.

He named his only son after George Washington.

Lafayette gifted young John Quincy Adams an Alligator. This is the reason there has been an alligator in the White House bathroom. It had been given to Lafayette by an admirer and he gifted it on since he couldn’t take it to France with him.

He was nicknamed ‘The Hero Of Two Worlds’ because he fought for American and French freedom.

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Just a reminder that John Adams once called Washington a Muttonhead

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Nothing just Alexander’s signature

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Just a reminder of how mature Alexander was 😂

He regarded Gates as a vain, cowardly, inept general, and subsequent events were to bear out his scathing judgment. With gray hair and spectacles set low on his long, pointed nose he was later derided by his men as "Granny Gates" the heavyset Gates was a much less imposing presence than Washington.

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I’m apparently a year late to this concept, however …

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Blanche Barrow weighed 91 pounds when Buck was shot and she was arrested that last time. For reference that’s 4 pounds less than preserum Steve Rogers.

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I wholeheartedly believe that Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuinston started as Lams fan fiction

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Hardcore facts about Bonnie and Clyde:

Clyde signet ring on his little finger, it saved the finger when shot

The Barrow gang once stayed by abandoned amusement park (like, super creepy right?)

Both Bonnie and Clyde spent time in jail

Clyde kept a police siren in his car

They died with so many guns in the back of the car - two sawed-off shotguns, two machine rifles, ten automatic pistols, and 1,500 rounds of ammunition.

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Honestly yes! How many other criminals still visited their parents???

Weirdly normal facts about The Barrow Gang:

Bonnie ate boiled eggs. Blanche sometimes boiled them for her

Bonnie and Blanche would sometimes sneak off to movies. But sometimes they all went to the movies together.

Bonnie and Clyde Playing poker, cleaning their guns and making noise until 2am which Blanche said she disapproved of.

Clyde once worked as a movie theatre usher!

The gang rarely woke before noon

Bonnie and Clyde lived messily, everything covered in guns and clothes, but Clyde was an efficient packer.

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If Alvin hadn’t lied to Humungously Hotshot, Hiccup would never have been born.

If Alvin hadn’t tried to kidnap the Hooligan tribe and steal the treasure of Grimbeard the Ghastly, Hiccup never would have discovered he was Grimbeard’s true heir.

If Alvin hadn’t tried to kill Hiccup in the underground cavern, Hiccup never would have found the sword Endeavour or the map to the Dragon Jewel.

If Alvin hadn’t told the Romans to kidnapp Hiccup, Hiccup never would have found the Roman shield.

If Alvin hadn’t hidden the venemous vorpent in Hiccup’s notes, Hiccup never would have found the ticking thingy, the key that opens all locks, or the arrow from the land that does not exist.

If Alvin hadn’t sent Humungus to kill Hiccup, Hiccup never would have aquired the ruby heart stone.

If Alvin hadn’t left Hiccup to die in a random tree prison, Hiccup never would have heard the story of Hiccup II or realized that he might be the next King of the Wilderwest. He also would not have been able to release the dragon Furious, and without that threat the tribes of the archipelago would never have agreed to choose a king at Flashburn’s school of swordfighting a year later. (Hiccup would have been eaten by Furious anyway)

If Alvin (with his mother’s help) hadn’t made a bid for kingship at Flashburn’s school of swordfighting, Hiccup never would have been recognized by the tribes of the archipelago as a potential king.

If Alvin and his mother hadn’t tried to illegally disqualify all potential rival kings at Flashburn’s school of swordfighting, Hiccup never would have found the crown.

If Alvin hadn’t seduced a girl, gotten her pregnant, and then left her to die of a broken heart and her child to grow up alone and unloved, then that child wouldn’t have given the Dragon Jewel to his only friend in the world—Hiccup.

Hiccup may be a child of Fate, but Alvin made his own destiny.