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Albedo: Am I the only one who finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction.

Kaeya: How high are you

Albedo: 5'4

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Kiba: "what do you see in your future?"

well hopefully a dog

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Iruka: Wore a flower crown to work at an elementary school and to no surprise, all the little girls (Sakura and Ino) wanted to try it on and be a princess of the forest. One boy (Sasuke) gets a turn to try it on and I tell him how he looks like a prince of the forest and he looks me dead in the eyes and says in the most low and angry voice "I'm the princess of the forest"

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Maria:

you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague mask* what

Maria: everytime the camera turns to me, my plague doctor mask has gotten longer

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Larry: During high school, some of us German students went on this exchange trip to Europe. One of the kids in our group was named Miles, and so we decided to call him Kilometers while we were staying in Europe

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Edgeworth: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said 'larry you've been to my house'

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Akiren: i find it hilarious when ur the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends ppl who are too talkative in class next to you bc they know you wont talk like

bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes

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Makoto: My sister (Sae) just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm... It was supposed to say 'I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting'

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,

I am afraid

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Ryuji: Everyday is leg day when you're running from your problems

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Futaba: okay, but all I've done today is sleep lmao

Futaba: I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

Yusuke: Method Actor Garfield Cosplayer

Futaba: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!

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Akiren: one time in math class my teacher (Mr. Ushimaru) was really pissed at us and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? MISHIMA, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor mishima wasn't paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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Futaba: once my brothers (Akiren) friend (Yusuke) walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went "oh i smell a quarter" and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can't stop thinking about it it's been like a year and it haunts me to this day

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Goro: self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

Ann: No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Goro: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

Ryuji: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

Goro: if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands