veryoldmuchguard
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even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.
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Parents in movies when their 13-14 year old gets their period: oh no it’s too soon!
The ppl that got their period before the end of 5th grade:
#hahahah yeah this#I was 12 and my mum was like yeah about time#both my sisters were earlier than me
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Wait Zenos just [redacted] my [redacted]???!
#ffxiv#ffxiv endwalker#ffxiv endwalker spoilers#kinda#give it back plz#that’s mine sir#zenos yae galvus#warrior of light
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where the hell do yall live that growing your own food is possible for everyone and therefore it's okay to be incredibly condescending about people not already growing their own food
#this#also huge amounts of effort and time investment#it’s great if you have the time and energy to grow your own food#I meanwhile am just trying to get thru the week 🙃✌️
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sometimes i remember i have cool mutuals and im like oh fuck im making a fool of myself. and then i continue making a fool of myself
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the oceania server wasn't a mistake.
#ffxiv#ffxiv name humour never gets old#also I have been making the g’day tia joke for ages#and I’m so happy someone did it
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…I’m not usually like this…
#ffxiv#elidibus#seat of sacrifice#ffxiv shadowbringers#shadowbringers spoilers#I get really mad if I accidentally do MSQ cutscenes with bad gear#this is not the AESTHETIC I want!
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Before Seat of Sacrifice: Ok you made me feel sorry for Emet-Selch but I will never feel sorry for Elidibus.
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#ffxiv#ffxiv shadowbringers#shadowbringers spoilers#ffxiv spoilers#elidibus#emet selch#I actually HAVE done this content before but for some reason it hit me harder this time around#probably bc I didn’t skip a bunch of the context in a rush to clear
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crystal exarch: g'raha tia wasnt in the tower when i got there
wol: did you look? did you look under things? he's a bit of a manlet. more of a scale miniature of a person, really. did you look down ever at all? he could've been standing right in front of you and you just missed him
crystal exarch: *choking back tears* there was no such person
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absolutely shattered that i cant tweet on my academic twitter the same way i speak on this blog
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Hey FF14 team how about you just let me do a Ceremony of Eternal Bonding with G’raha Tia already?
#ffxiv#g’raha tia#g’raha x wol#I want the ceremony chocobo#but nobody I know plays this game#and g’raha is a full on simp for the WoL so#let me put a ring on it already
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i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there
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