she/they. i love my silly little actions but oh boy the consquences
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too bad i stole it
i want a mysterious source of income
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SOMEONE PAY ATYENTION TO ME WITHON THE NEXT 3 MINUTES OR I WILL CLICK OFF TUMBLR AND I WILL DISAPEAR AND MY BRAIN WILL TURN INTO GOO AGAIN
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[Insert a witty and funny remark]
divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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Ah yes! More horrors of the ocean... I'll have to learn how to weaponize them
It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed
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Proof!??!?!?!?!?

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Since when did girl scouts get cool
I'm ready to go to war for the girl scouts! Who's with me?!

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Um yeah, I wanna join dingis

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@rayedioactive why do you only have like 4 posts
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So true!
i have concepts of a tumblr i'm not active right now...
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Calculating how to relate to this meme I don't relate to
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How the fuck do you use testosterone errotically
I support recreational and erotic testosterone use
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Tempting to have a demon child as chaotic as me...
But too much work and responsibilities
Jade doesn't vibe with that

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Fun fact about this
When i was 12 I was learning how to shoot a paintball gun... I shot at the ants and pretended they were artillery strikes.
I wouldn't hurt a fly
AN ANT HOWEVER...
#simulating the horrors of war in your own back yard#:3#tehepilled#me#tehee :3#uwu#meme#choas#joke#absurd#just silly girl things
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Welcome lovelys
YOUR GOD QUEEN IS BACK. IVE BEEN MELLOW BUT SLEEP DEPREVATION HAS MADE ME CRAZY AGAIN.
FOR MY FIRST ACTION IM DECLARING WAR ON THE COUNTRY OF SWEEDEN!
CEIZE THE MEANS OF BLAHAJ
YOU CANNOR STOP ME. SLEEP CANNOT STOP ME. I WILL GIVE ALL SOLDIERS WHO FIGHT A FREE BLAHAJ AND A MYSTERIOUS SOUP
#:3#choas#absurd#just silly girl things#AHAHAHHAHA#BOW PEASENTS#I WILL BECOME GOD OF THR BLAHAJ#PAY ATYENTUON TO ME#AHHHHH
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