jillonkalus-bonkulus

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Just a girl on her period who doesn't have the energy to play games no more so she rots in the shower drinking a red bull and playing cats and soup on her phone

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Remember when all of the boomers and maga during the mask mandate were talking about how they "couldn't understand anyone if they had a mask on they have to take it off so i can hear them!!! >:((("

Are we allowed to do that to ice? Would that hold up in court yk "idk what i was detained and deported for because i couldn't understand what they were saying with their masks on. I couldn't answer questions because i couldn't hear them" or even like "sorry i cant answer questions through my door because the glass is too thick and i cant read your lips to help me please take off your mask"

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Anyone have wolfstar but in the style of the devil wears prada?

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Its my birthday

I remember when i was a little girl i promised myself i would never become my parents

But damn sitting at the kitchen counter over my leftover birthday lunch i paid for myself do i want to sneak a drink so badly

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Teaser/Chapter 1 of Flowers and Storms :)

Word count: 2.2k

Chapter 1

The world started out fast, days fleeting by in the blink of an eye, spinning and spinning with no worth; but damn did life begin slow. It took millennia for cells to divide, lifetimes for the continents to split, and centuries for progress to progress. As God slunk through the universes, attempting to bring some sort of spark back into his existence, Mother Nature cared for the worlds He created, allowing them to blossom and bloom into the joys of life. Most of this life was grateful; focus only on surviving day by day and night by night. Most.

Humans became the ever hopeful, the ever curious, always looking for the Truth and meanings of everything around them, even life itself. However, that has always been their ultimate downfall, as the search for Truth has brought the humans nothing but the destruction of themselves, be it through wars, slaughterings, ritual sacrifices, or even a mother dropping her young into a well in the test to see if she would be damned. What the people haven’t realized is that God never created Earth or consciousness out of a big plan or the goodness of his heart, he did it out of boredom and the desire to tell a story to satisfy his own boredom. Mother Nature was the one to discover and create the meaning of life on Earth: to die. No matter what human you go to, what part of the world, what beliefs or hopes or dreams or accomplishments, no matter what they think happens to their souls in the afterlife, if there is one at all, nobody can deny that their physical body will always end up the same way: sinking into the ground, and regiving the nutrients they carried with them back into the Earth. No matter if a casket is made of wood or stone, or if one’s ashes are released into their daughter’s garden, onto their favorite ocean, or even into the man-made river at Disneyland, all nutrients will be absorbed and recycled into life for something else. Mother Nature knew this from the start of life, as she saw the start of life also came with the start of death; and so, she works hand and hand with Death and his worker ants to better the colony.

Will humans ever accept this? No.

But that’s why they weren’t the original creation; damn they hate admitting that.

Were the angels? Also no. And they hate that even more than the humans.

God and Mother Nature were creating their first concious beings near the same time, actually, which ended up with them both creating their first warriors. God, created the angels based on the design of Nature’s nymphs, He removed the ties to the Earth of course, and instead went above and beyond on this one-sided competition by giving his second-hand warriors wings. Proof, if you will, that his idea was original and definitely not a copy of the protectors of Earth. Nature created her children in the hopes of them being able to sustain the life of the world they resided in while she was in another, as God was still quickly creating more realities and universes it was hard for Nature to keep up. A nymph for each environment: woodlands were able to form trees and left trails of moss and small flowers wherever they walked, waters growing seaweeds and corals to provide for the fish and glowing bioluminescently to light the way for the creatures of the deep and open, deserts shifting form with the barrenness and bringing water from the ground to nourish the few plants and animals, and so on and so forth. Beings with their own personalities also came with beings with conflicting personalities, and the fights of nymphs are large and many; storms shatter through the sky, tsunamis flood the shores, wildfires destroy entire forests. However, disagreements come with all healthy relationships, and Mother Nature and her children were always able to compromise territories and boundaries. Eventually. After a several century-long war between the nymphs and angels boiling over again and again by the pot ever stirred by Nature and God. The settlement became Heaven and the rule that unless absolutely necessary to adjust and aid in God’s storyline, no angels were permitted to come to Earth and no nymphs to Heaven. In general, this began an easy task, as God had yet to put his playthings on Earth that would need aid from angels, and both nymphs and angels were placed in the empty upon death, which was decided upon after much, much consideration and bribery from all parties, so there was no need for the nymphs to enter Heaven.

As time and God’s storyline progressed, so did life on Earth, and soon came the creation of Reapers to aid Death, as he was also being much run through by God’s incessant need to create more worlds, and the final placement of humans. But by the time of our story, it was too late for ideas of peace. Lucifer had fallen, the Darkness had barely been caged, and Eve had become tyrannical with her desire to have children of her own, which became the monsters that God’s second version of warriors fight even now. God, however, liked the idea of monsters, even if He would never admit it, and he even in secret tried to create some of His own. This is how the few interdimensional monsters came into existence, and although He destroyed most of them Himself, at least one survived and hid among the stars, slowly consuming the dust within them, until falling to Earth itself, and discovering the wonders of farming. Not plant farming, of course, I mean human farming.

It landed on Earth, in a small, forgotten corner of North America around what the humans were saying to be the 16th century, dates would be much forgotten if they were ever considered. For the first time in generations, a nymph would have something to fight and actually protect the world against. You see, before the solar system was formed the stars of the galaxy created elements such as iron, carbon, and oxygen through a process called ‘nuclear fusion’; if you know anything about human bodies then you would know that they are also made up of such elements. Therefore, when someone tells their partner “I love you to the stars and back”, they are really saying “I love you until the next person” because technically, the next person is made of stardust. It learned this through many trials and errors, but once it did, oh goodness. It didn’t have to consume stars if It was getting the same physical nutrients from small, weak people, and their homeland was a fantastic hiding place! Joyous! Kind of. Not really actually because unfortunately for It, the nymph of the territory considered humans to be part of the Earth’s cycle so they could not be killed so meaninglessly and prematurely.

But the nymph, Anthrecea, as the local Native American tribe called her, had never been in such a battle before, as it was her great-great-grandparents who had fought the angels, and she was not prepared as a child to fight an interstellar monster who’s physical form feeds on stardust and spirit feeds on souls and the emotions they bring with them (that was the monstrous hint He added, as He felt as though planet-eater wasn’t grand enough). For nearly half a century the two battled without break, Anthrecea losing ground and hope slowly as she watched more and more of the people who had treated her so kindly be slaughtered. The battle was not natural or physical for most of this time as stabbings and cuttings did next to nothing to both entities, but instead, the battle was of the mind and spirit. It liked to play games, tortuous games that only It could really understand and enjoy. But It also liked things that were new, and the side of the winner flipped when Anthrecea discovered that it was fear that was holding her back and fueling It. Fear is the most powerful emotion, all organisms feel it, and it is what allows most to live and evolve. This is why it is also the most nutrient-rich and tasty of the emotions. Hence why It was so greedy with his games.

“Ring around and ring around and ring around,” It cackled over and over, high-kneeded skipping circles around the kneeling nymph, effectively wrapping her in a red, thick ribbon as he went. “Round and round and round.”

Anthrecea twisted her end of the ribbon around her palm to keep a better hold. This was a common game, Ribbon Neck, he called it, and even though the random choking would leave a red ringed bruise around her neck and torso, sometimes Anthrecea wished it would cut right through. He wouldn’t notice at first, her blood soaking the same color into the ribbon, and she didn’t speak much during the games anymore in fear of upsetting him, so if he did notice it would be from the sound of her head hitting the brittle grass around them. Anthrecea didn’t have time to play with the bumblebees or help the trees flourish anymore, nor the motivation; the other wood nymphs from surrounding areas would spit on her grave because of it, she just knew it. She didn’t have the motivation to even play these silly, childish games anymore, she had decided. “I’m bored, can’t we play something else?”

It stopped in its tracks. “You’re bored?”

“Yes.”

It was bewildered by this idea. “How?”

“Well, you’re not exactly original with your games anymore.” It didn’t like that. Dropping the ribbon, It suddenly crawled too unnaturally toward the nymph until he was looming overtop of her, soft droplets of drool trickling onto the silky ribbon from his angered expression. She was right though, It was getting bored too now that the nymph was no longer dripping with the fear it so desperately craved; she hadn’t been for a while.

“What’s wrong, pet?” It caressed the ribbon, yellow eyes wide and boring into hers. “You seem down.” Not a word escaped from her.

“What if,” It offered. “You picked the game?”

Anthrecea considered for a long moment, knowing the potential consequences and contingencies of such a request. “What about the quiet game?”

“I hate that game.” It claimed instantly, head rearing up in snootiness.

“Well,” Anthrecea defended with a little more demand in her voice. “You said for me to pick and I picked and I picked the quiet game so are you going to play with me or not?”

It growled lowly, crawling off the stubborn girl and settling beside her, cross-legged. “Oh, I’ll play with you.”

Anthrecea had won this battle, she could already tell. “Okay then, but when I win I get a prize. The game starts now.”

“You are not going to win.”

“Ah, ah. The game has started.”

It grumbled but said no more. To be more specific, for two months, It said no more. The natives passed by the small field the two resided in every once in a while, and all reports went back to the chief saying that save for the wandering, yellow eyes of the monster that had terrorized the villages for decades, it was as if the nymph and the being beside her were dead. This was only to the eyes of the humans, however, as most of them had not been alive to see the nymph in her prime, and just how wondrous their home could be with her boosting it, so they had not noticed how the empty field grew smaller every day as more and more flora bloomed around the two.

It had noticed though; It had noticed many things within those two months of sitting, laying, back to sitting, twiddling its feet, and pacing around the deathly quiet, unmovable girl. The first was how even though It’s pale skin reflected the sweet summer sun, she did it better, as the nymph seemed to glow as she basked in it. It noticed how wonderful she truly was at manipulating the Earth around her; small spiders would pick off any flies that seemed to constantly buzz around It and then leave to continue their own little spider journeys. It couldn’t actually manipulate things like that, It could only make people see what It wanted them to, hallucinating or shapeshifting. It watched as the caterpillars twisted their fat little bodies around and around the ends of her hair and the tips of her fingers, felt their hearts beating from a close afar as they rested through their transformation, and watched as the fritillaries and swallowtails stretched their large, delicate wings, nursing on the honeysuckle around the pair before fluttering off towards It didn’t know what. When the rain came it flowed off her like a duck’s feathers, leaving her glimmering in the after sun, mini rainbows splattered across her skin as the last few droplets tried their hardest to hang on. The morning mildew was similar, gracing her with a certain shine, and as the cold seeped into It’s silky, slightly moldy clothes on those misty mornings, she always made sure to evaporate the dew on It when she did herself, warming the pair in an unspoken agreement. She was better at getting her way, always had been better at twisting It’s words than It had been at twisting her’s, and she, It decided during these two months, was much, much better at this game.

Okie im about to write a fic about of being a wood nymph (not following certain nymph lore because theres so much and so many different kinds that there will always be one complainor so f you all) and she's comes in season 7ish to help with the leviathans but its hella slow burn because she was originally the wood nymph for derry, maine for thousands of years and now shes heartbroken if yk yk but idk if she should end up with Sam or dean take your pick people

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Okie im about to write a fic about of being a wood nymph (not following certain nymph lore because theres so much and so many different kinds that there will always be one complainor so f you all) and she's comes in season 7ish to help with the leviathans but its hella slow burn because she was originally the wood nymph for derry, maine for thousands of years and now shes heartbroken if yk yk but idk if she should end up with Sam or dean take your pick people

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This is my first period since getting off birth control and i bled through a super tampon in 30 minutes and I've thrown up and have had massive diarrhea twice and it literally started three hours ago why does the world hate me?

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I usually am too busy to be sad

With school, working, my bf, theater

But I don't like school anymore, my classes are hard

I quit my job and cant find another one

My bf moved for school so we're long distance now

And my show is done

I could be with others but I am not the best friend of my best friends

Im so alone

I have time to be sad now and it sucks

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I already feel like shit

The more you bitch at me, the more you tell me how shitty of a job im doing, the more you tell me how much you hate yourself, the less you treat me like you love me, the more you ignore me, the more you favor your phone,

The more shitty i feel and the less i want to do anything

I know im doing a shitty job

I know im failing class

I know im disregarding what i love

I know i want to die

Why do you encourage it?

I just want to be left alone

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Im holding back tears.

I have a pair of glasses that I've had for like two years now and i got them online and theyre really unique and i get compliments on them every time i go out and people will even recognize me by these glasses. I love them. They make me look unique and i love myself in them. They fit my face shape good and i feel confident. I was told to get another pair from the eye doctor that would be sturdier and my unique ones i could wear for special occasions but i wore them every day and nothing has happened.

But my boyfriend who i am desperately in love with and who i have talked about moving countries and getting married to with and i were play fighting on my couch next to my glasses. We started to fall off and he tried to catch us but in doing so grabbed onto my glasses. One of the lenses popped out but i put it back in. I tried bending the nose pieces and the ear pieces but nothing is working. I even tried flipping the lease around. They don't work anymore. Its like magic. They don't sit on my face properly anymore and they are blurry no matter what i do. I cant wear them anymore because wearing illfitting glasses makes me nauseous. I pretended i had fixed them to make my boyfriend feel better, and i kept trying after he left. He feels so guilty. He doesn't know he broke them.

I tried on the ones i got from the eye doctor. The two pairs are so different. I feel so ugly and they don't match my face. I dont know what to do. Im embarrassed to put them on. I don't want my boyfriend to be upset with himself but i know he's going to find out tomorrow. I dont know what to do. I don't blame him at all. Im not upset with him. Im upset i lost my confidence.

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Gold and pink lotus with dragon fruit and white peach- 7.8/10 nice and tangy but im shitting while writing this

I have started working at a coffee shop where we are allowed 1 free drink per shift so i have dedicated myself to trying something new every shift and here are my ratings

Blackberry lavender frozen lemonade- 9/10 the blackberry overpowered but at least it wasn't soapy

Green apple frozen lemonade with redbull- 8/10 straight battery acid i physically shivered every time i took a sip but in the good way

Passionfruit guava frozen lemonade- 10/10 so fricken good i made a customer this the same day because she asked what was good in the lemonade

Kiwi coconut frozen lemonade- 5/10 the kiwi overpowered everything but if you like pins coladas then idk you might like this

Cherry huckleberry frozen lemonade- 10/10 yum yum i love huckleberry but cherry is discontinued so shhhh

French vanilla english toffee brown sugar cinnamon cold brew with toasted marshmallow cold foam- 9/10 the brown sugar overpowered a bit but it had aftertastes of the other but i had to shit so bad after

What should i try next?

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Half lotus half lemonade with Strawberry and sour candy- 8.7/10 tastes like a sour patch kid that's been sitting in your mouth i bet it would be good with other flavors too

I have started working at a coffee shop where we are allowed 1 free drink per shift so i have dedicated myself to trying something new every shift and here are my ratings

Blackberry lavender frozen lemonade- 9/10 the blackberry overpowered but at least it wasn't soapy

Green apple frozen lemonade with redbull- 8/10 straight battery acid i physically shivered every time i took a sip but in the good way

Passionfruit guava frozen lemonade- 10/10 so fricken good i made a customer this the same day because she asked what was good in the lemonade

Kiwi coconut frozen lemonade- 5/10 the kiwi overpowered everything but if you like pins coladas then idk you might like this

Cherry huckleberry frozen lemonade- 10/10 yum yum i love huckleberry but cherry is discontinued so shhhh

French vanilla english toffee brown sugar cinnamon cold brew with toasted marshmallow cold foam- 9/10 the brown sugar overpowered a bit but it had aftertastes of the other but i had to shit so bad after

What should i try next?

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Blue raspberry watermelon frozen lemonade- 7.5/10 so so so tart it made my hands shake but ok for a kid or someone with weak tastebuds #cancerpatients

I have started working at a coffee shop where we are allowed 1 free drink per shift so i have dedicated myself to trying something new every shift and here are my ratings

Blackberry lavender frozen lemonade- 9/10 the blackberry overpowered but at least it wasn't soapy

Green apple frozen lemonade with redbull- 8/10 straight battery acid i physically shivered every time i took a sip but in the good way

Passionfruit guava frozen lemonade- 10/10 so fricken good i made a customer this the same day because she asked what was good in the lemonade

Kiwi coconut frozen lemonade- 5/10 the kiwi overpowered everything but if you like pins coladas then idk you might like this

Cherry huckleberry frozen lemonade- 10/10 yum yum i love huckleberry but cherry is discontinued so shhhh

French vanilla english toffee brown sugar cinnamon cold brew with toasted marshmallow cold foam- 9/10 the brown sugar overpowered a bit but it had aftertastes of the other but i had to shit so bad after

What should i try next?

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Passionfruit guava red lotus- 7/10 it was yummy with the lemonade so i wanted to try it with lotus but it was better the first time

I have started working at a coffee shop where we are allowed 1 free drink per shift so i have dedicated myself to trying something new every shift and here are my ratings

Blackberry lavender frozen lemonade- 9/10 the blackberry overpowered but at least it wasn't soapy

Green apple frozen lemonade with redbull- 8/10 straight battery acid i physically shivered every time i took a sip but in the good way

Passionfruit guava frozen lemonade- 10/10 so fricken good i made a customer this the same day because she asked what was good in the lemonade

Kiwi coconut frozen lemonade- 5/10 the kiwi overpowered everything but if you like pins coladas then idk you might like this

Cherry huckleberry frozen lemonade- 10/10 yum yum i love huckleberry but cherry is discontinued so shhhh

French vanilla english toffee brown sugar cinnamon cold brew with toasted marshmallow cold foam- 9/10 the brown sugar overpowered a bit but it had aftertastes of the other but i had to shit so bad after

What should i try next?

[jillonkalus-bonkulus]

I have started working at a coffee shop where we are allowed 1 free drink per shift so i have dedicated myself to trying something new every shift and here are my ratings

Blackberry lavender frozen lemonade- 9/10 the blackberry overpowered but at least it wasn't soapy

Green apple frozen lemonade with redbull- 8/10 straight battery acid i physically shivered every time i took a sip but in the good way

Passionfruit guava frozen lemonade- 10/10 so fricken good i made a customer this the same day because she asked what was good in the lemonade

Kiwi coconut frozen lemonade- 5/10 the kiwi overpowered everything but if you like pins coladas then idk you might like this

Cherry huckleberry frozen lemonade- 10/10 yum yum i love huckleberry but cherry is discontinued so shhhh

French vanilla english toffee brown sugar cinnamon cold brew with toasted marshmallow cold foam- 9/10 the brown sugar overpowered a bit but it had aftertastes of the other but i had to shit so bad after

What should i try next?

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It is day 2 of my period

I need to be productive

My clothes are dirty

Do I risk the white pants?

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If she craves you get for her

Hey little tip for anyone dating or wanting to date a woman

Fuck flowers we like garlic bread