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Omg Dipper, you can't just poke people you don't know on the nose!

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This is not an addiction

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I've reached enlightenment

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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

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There was no coup. No one killed anyone. Then why don’t we ever hang out? I mean, I’m 99% sure there was no coup.

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obligatory aquarium activity for these two for sure

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i can't fucking think about susie's battle against not!gerson for too long i swear i start howling like a wounded animal.

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Do NOT separate!!

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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Finding Nemo (2003) dir. Andrew Stanton

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Two by The Antlers We need more cassunzel angst >: 3

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Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

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hey guys

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queen feeling up tenna and she's like Lol. Relax Bro and he's like "Why, I'm perfectly relaxed already. You think I'm not relaxed?" and she pokes him in the belly and she's like You Are Clearly Tensing Your Abdominals and he's like "I-I don't know what you're talking about. I'm as fit as a flatscreen." and when she keeps staring at him insistently he huffs and then loosens up his posture mumbling "It's... it's the tubes, alright? The tubes have to go somewhere! The tubes, and, the wires! Those new screens are just microchips and crystals. You can't expect me to keep up with crystals!" and she's like Okay Shut Up. Have You Not Seen The News. Bitches Love A Dad Bod. and he smiles a little bit despite himself but then he's like "Don't you mean 'ladies'?" and she's like No

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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On this day, Sonic Adventure 2 released on the Dreamcast 24yrs ago.

Happy birthday, Shadow and Rouge!

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one of my favorite things is that that tenna has the same sort of fourth wall-breaking power as much more meta-aware characters like spamton and sans (being able to control the player POV, playing His Theme for asriel, pointing at the camera), he just. doesnt care. he could NOT give less of a fuck about higher narrative levels or whatever he's too busy tripping over his own ass trying to get somebody to love him