The year is 2050, and kung fu panda has gone woke! They are releasing their 13th film and Its now called woke fu panda. Po is now called hoe because we need more prostitute representation, he is also no longer the dragon warrior but the slay pussy queen yas warrior
Tigress is now tiger and is a butch lesbian
Mantis is now Seth Rogan
Viper now Vipo and is now a trans man
Monkey is now called Redacted
Crane is now Background marine in halo 2 as that is his best role
Master shifu is now Monarch shifu and does not discriminate anyone anymore yess queen
Tai lung instead of wanting to become the slay pussy queen yas warrior, wants to puncture the lungs of conservatives
Lord Shen is now Lady on sheek and instead of killing pandas, she kills transphobes, but only after asking for consent to do so
General kai is now called gender nuetral kai, and before taking your chi they asks you for permission and what your triggers are
Oogway is now called Oogay, and instead of being brothers in arms with gender nuetral kai, they were ex gay lovers
Do you want to know the scariest part? Im not talking about 2050,
Early morning drawing- wanted to actually make a full drawn-out picture of the lad. There is a tiny fire in my head I'm trying to keep going with such little fuel aaa-