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voidsayshi · 1 hour

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if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that

#funny #yea

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voidsayshi · 2 hours

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had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating "that miserable greasy toast"

#eli tag #you’d do this

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voidsayshi · 2 hours

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Look at him just having the funniest of times.

#funny

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voidsayshi · 4 hours

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*gets down on one knee* I want to make a shared oc universe with you

#hivemind tag

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voidsayshi · 8 hours

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#polls #I’d say about a 7-8 #I’m an outreach specialist #people have tons of questions that usually end in either them trying to politically checkmate me into saying I waste taxpayer dollars #or a horrified stare that makes everything a bit too awkward to continue #I love talking about my job tho

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voidsayshi · 8 hours

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everything reminds me of her (d&d character from now-defunct campaign)

#fathoms down

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voidsayshi · 10 hours

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

#funny #yea

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voidsayshi · 13 hours

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juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

#hivemind tag

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voidsayshi · 13 hours

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

#funny

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voidsayshi · 14 hours

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ive found that when i say “save me [x character] save me” im usually saying it about a character that has gone through something similar to what im currently going through (ie saying Save me arthur morgan when i’m coughing horribly) and it dawned on me recently that it’s essentially the same as praying to saints for intercession

#funny #Catholic #also this is so true

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voidsayshi · 1 day

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#hivemind tag

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voidsayshi · 2 days

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playing DnD is just begging the DM not to put your fictional gf in peril but kind of hoping they do anyway for the Drama™️

#funny #dnd #it’s even funnier when the ‘fictional gf’ is a player #and then you have to beg not only the dm but the idiot (affectionate) sitting next to you not to blow it #because they too are a drama loving goblin

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voidsayshi · 2 days

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the DnD spell Sending is an introvert's worst nightmare because it's like getting a phone call directly into your brain

#fall of mendacon

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voidsayshi · 3 days

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voidsayshi · 5 days

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everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

#funny

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voidsayshi · 5 days

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

#funny

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voidsayshi · 6 days

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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

#funny

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