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voodoodaaddy
Into the Woods
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This is a VERY canon divergent Alastor (Wylder) RP blog from Hazbin Hotel. Mun is an adult, and there will be mature themes here. As such, I do not interact with minors. Please see further rules pinned below
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voodoodaaddy · 33 minutes ago
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voodoodaaddy · 35 minutes ago
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voodoodaaddy · 44 minutes ago
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@more-things-in-heaven-hell @rradiio
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Someone will sleep outside tonight~ 👀
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voodoodaaddy · 3 hours ago
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It’s sketched this on a rainy day when I was reading one of @/azami-f-f.bsky.social ‘s radioapple books “Radio Silence” So this sketch is inspired by that fic~
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voodoodaaddy · 3 hours ago
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Chu!!
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voodoodaaddy · 1 day ago
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Swings his noodle horns around the dash hitting anyone in his way!
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voodoodaaddy · 1 day ago
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*sticks a pool noodle onto each of his horns*
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He's going to use this to his advantage and swing his horns around to bap the fuck out of everyone
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voodoodaaddy · 1 day ago
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Finished one of two big commissions I'm working on! This one is for Wander, who asked for a comic page of Lucifer finding Alastor's personal shrine of bits and bobs and trophies that are entertaining or important to him!
This was one of my favorite environments I've ever created! We talked out the backstory behind so many of these items, which was great fun, I must say! For one thing, we decided Al is prone to eating musicians who insult jazz or play it particularly badly, and then later horking up the indigestible bits (the instruments in this case), which are subsequently part of his stash XD For another, Wander came up with the perfect item as a tribute to remind him of his mama - an old fashioned chatelaine (hung on the tree)! And it looks like he might've been 'collecting' Lucifer for a while, possibly as some one he'd thought it would be cool to meet one day....but, y'know what they say about meeting your idols! Of course, Lu is never quite what anyone is expecting and Al had his canonical snit, but privately? That bit of the collection has grown quite a bit and it is now pride of place!
See how many items specific to Al's 'special people' you can spot!
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voodoodaaddy · 1 day ago
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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There's a lot of bird thighs on the dash today
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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Flustered lamb 🍎
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE FUCKS
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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"Fiiiiiiine." He picks up the meat and pockets it for later before grabbing the mop.
Puts a fresh slab of meat on the floor and looks at him expectantly
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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Puts a fresh slab of meat on the floor and looks at him expectantly
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✘ - " Ugh I'm hungry, I should cook something soon.." But what, he hasn't decided.
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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"You speak of ghosts, imp." Wylder emerges from the shadows, his crimson eyes aglow in the gloom. "I am not an Overlord, not in the manner you presume, and I do not intend to be. Perhaps some of your assertions hold a semblance of truth, but whatever vestiges of my humanity once existed are no longer pertinent to any of this. I recommend you revise your research, as recent developments have rendered much of this information utterly obsolete." What a peculiar presentation of someone he is no longer associated with.
“The concepts of identity and power are but remnants of a crumbling facade,” he continues, stepping closer, the air thickening with an aura of foreboding. “Sinners speak of humanity as if it were a comforting cloak, yet I wear neither mantle nor shroud now. What I once cherished has long dissipated into the ether, leaving only echoes of a past life. The world in which we engage is vastly transformed; the rules have shifted, and you’re still beneath an illusory veil.”
His voice sinks into a whisper, resonating with an almost hypnotic cadence. “What remains is a hollow embrace of ambition and relentless survival. You would do well to grasp the reality that has supplanted the ideals you cling to. Evolve or be devoured, imp, for the choices before us are a mere reflection of the darkness lurking beyond.”
Pros & Cons Alastor (Moxxie)
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Moxxie clears his throat and adjusts his bow tie. "Well… if I have to break it down analytically… Alastor, the Radio Demon, is certainly a unique subject of consideration. Let's examine this like any proper risk-reward scenario."
"For Pros, from a purely strategic standpoint, engaging with someone like Alastor could be seen as a political alliance of sorts. He’s one of the most powerful Overlords in Hell. That kind of association could deter enemies or elevate one’s standing—if you survive it, that is."
"In addition, as someone born in the 1930s, he might bring a kind of old-fashioned charm—or at least bizarre vintage euphemisms and jazz-age flair. For those with a taste for the esoteric, that could be alluring."
“For Cons, Alastor doesn’t feel desire the way most of us do. He gets off on power, not affection or connection. The entire encounter might feel more like performance art than passion. He’s unpredictable, sadistic, and fundamentally inhuman. There's a significant risk of the act turning into a psychological horror show—or worse, actual bodily harm. He smiles through everything. That includes dissection."
Moxxie clears throat, shivering slightly. "So… in conclusion: high risk, high weirdness, limited reward unless you’re aiming for notoriety or trauma. Personally? I’ll pass. I have enough weirdness with Blitz."
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(I know, I know, Wylder now, but Moxx wouldn't know that. :)
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voodoodaaddy · 2 days ago
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//I'm sorry I'm all over the place today. I had to do errands this weekend which threw off everything
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