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"Mythical"

Ryzar: What is your favourite mythical story? Nix: The Story Of My Will To Live. Ryzar: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

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"Saving"

Flayon: You saved me! Why? Bettel: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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"Tied Up"

Claude: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— 

Rosco, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN! 

Claude: I'M NOT DONE! 

Claude: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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"Haunted"

Bettel: Can we go to a haunted house? 

Hakka: What’s wrong with the one we live in? 

Bettel: Wh-what? 

Hakka: Goodnight, Bettel.

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"Fell"

Shu: Did it hurt when you fell- 

Wilson: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- 

Shu: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. 

Wilson: ... 

Shu: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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"Step"

Shinri: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? 

Bettel: It was autocorrect. 

Shinri: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? 

Bettel: Yes.

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"Animal Crackers"

Shu: *Hugs Ike from behind* 

Shu: *Tucks Ike's hair behind his ear* 

Shu, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

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"Falling"

Shinri: If I fall…

Flayon: I’ll be there to catch you.

Hakka: looks at Zanny What if I fall?

Zanny: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Axel: watches these two interactions

Axel, to Bettel: And if I fall?

Bettel: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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"Toaster"

Claude: Is something burning?

Seible, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Claude: Seible, the toaster is literally on fire.

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"Bilingual"

Vanta: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Shu: Yes. Vanta: Which means he likes both boys and girls. Shu: Ye- wait, what- Fulgur: Vanta, that's not what bilingual means- Vanta: Shhh, it's okay Shu. I still love you, man. Shu & Fulgur: … Vanta: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

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"Ocean Deep"

Mlem: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Cass: Did Rosco say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Mlem: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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I should have made more Ike posts.....

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just quickly letting yall know the incorrect quotes blog about male vtubers belongs to a real flesh person and the real person is not supportive of AI that is built upon unethical data (aka data obtained without permission) <3

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if u couldnt tell im going on a yaoi rampage rn

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"Shuca"

Shu: I’m this close to falling in love with Luca. Zanny: Your fingertips are touching. Shu: Exactly.

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"Twister"

playing twister Wilson: Right hand red. Vox: ends up on top of Uki Uki: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Wilson: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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ILS (I Love Shuuki)

Luca: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Uki: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. Shu walks in Uki: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.