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Canada is really cold right now. It’s so cold that statues of John A. Macdonald are taking themselves down. It’s so cold that Pamela Anderson is wearing sealskin. It’s so cold that people are warming themselves around Andrew Scheer’s personality.

But don’t take our word for it. Below, a series of shocking statistics to bolster your indignance that somebody thought it was a good idea to put a country here.

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To all you lovely people who follow me...

I hope you had, are having, or are going to have a lovely holiday(s) this season, whatever it is that you celebrate and when. And if you don’t celebrate anything, I hope this time of year has been, is, and will treat you well regardless. You all deserve nothing but joy <3

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Inspiration Comes In Strange Forms

"Lonnie, are you in Markham? Because, I swear, if you're using your powers to mess with people again--No, I don't care if you're a species native to the area. Marcus is a polar bear, but you don't see him strolling into Churchill. And I sure don't go raiding bird feeders in squirrel form for kicks. What do you mean 'that we know of!?' Listen, you--Hey, stop--"

"Yeah, hi, it's Marcus. You really--"

"GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!"

"--Pissed her off this time, dude."

"I SAID GIVE IT--"

"Yeah, it's kind of funny, but if someone catches--"

"KIND OF FUNNY!?"

"--You, all it takes is one cell phone pic--"

"I'M THE ONE--"

"--Of you mid-shift and--"

"--BUYING THE EMERGENCY CLOTHES AND HE'S--"

"--Suddenly there's a new cryptid in Ontario."

"--PULLING THIS BULLSHIT!"

"Sure, it's 'awesome' right up until the Beast Queen shows up to beat our collective asses. You wanna fight a Sarcosuchus? 'Cause I don--oof!"

"Told you to give it...Listen, you! I will personally drive to Markham and drag you home if you don't cut this out. And I'm not replacing any clothes you lost or wrecked pranking the locals. Good bye!"

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*runs after bandwagon* no wait stop don’t go I need to draw my children

(In case text is too small) –Purebred –Aquatic (+Quagsire) –Domestic (+Furret) –Fire Dancer (+Blaziken) –Eskirma (+Bisharp) –Wuxia (+Delphox) –Curly-Coat (+Spinda) –Capoeria (+Sylveon)

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People, pray for my friend Stacy Medina, also known as @seebeenanigins

She lives in Orlando Florida and I am scared for her life right now. The hurricanes are going to take all over the state. She’s going to be offline for possibly the next few days. I will only have phone contact with her. I’m scared for her right now.

If you guys can help her in anyway, help her family out, can you donate to her paypal: https://www.paypal.me/SeebeeNanigins

Please guys, help her out. I don’t want her to end up homeless because of this, it might happen.. I want her safe and okay. Please help her guys, please.

Reblog, donate, something. DON’T JUST LIKE THIS POST, IT IS LIFE OR DEATH FOR HER RIGHT NOW!

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“The caves are gone when you look away. Prepare: they, too, have teeth.”

“The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.”

Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours?

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Fall is Coming 🍂

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