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Update: I think it actually broke my game and now I'll need to do a full reinstall since I'm on xbox. Curse you Todd Howard

I've been using the Skyrim UI mod, ClearUI, for about a week now and it's pretty neat. My only complaint is that some of the stuff is too small and I can't really change it. I was also really hoping it would show my enemy magicka and stamina bars.

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My first pet that was actually mine's name was [redacted, but normal dog name], my second pet that was actually mine, was a cat named Pizza Steven Tyler

Every day I do not adopt a pet is God’s gift to animals, because I’d probably call the first one Daisy or Spot but the second one is absolutely getting a name like Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville Welcome To Jackass

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I've been using the Skyrim UI mod, ClearUI, for about a week now and it's pretty neat. My only complaint is that some of the stuff is too small and I can't really change it. I was also really hoping it would show my enemy magicka and stamina bars.

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My favorite personality trait of Altmer that I find equally cool and hilarious is their intate pride in everything they do

Take Reldith from Rorikstead, for example. Never before have I seen an Altmer so prideful in the art of... farming potatos and cabbage...

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Gears

What makes you tick

When the clock in your heart moves

The gentle whirs

From gears with love in their grooves

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For Ajira's story I've kinda hit a snag trying to figure out how long it would take to sail from the southern tip of Pellitine to the southern shores of Hammerfell. All of this for what will amount to literally 1 sentence.

Smh my head writing is hard

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Actual True Facts from The Elder Scrolls:

I got depressed and forgot this account existed.

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This will be a long one. Doing each question for Silvia and Ajira.

1. Silvia: Warrior, Ajira: Monk

2. Neither explicitly cast magic, with the exception of healing spells or other small-scale necessities.

3. Silvia doesn't worship anyone, Ajira worships Azurah (Khajiit manifestation of Azura)

4. Silvia would be hated most by Miridia and Stendar, being undead and all that. Ajira would be hated by Varmiina (Khajiit manifestation of Vermina) for following Azurah

5. Silvia once thought about joining the Fighters Guild in Cyrodiil, but figured it would give away her affliction after some time. Ajira belonged to a monastery of Azurah before she left her homeland.

6. Silvia is practically a social outcast. Ajira was thought of highly in her village, but not in the same league as the village elders

7. Silvia is a fighter. She would beat you up if she noticed you had a piece of her favorite food. Ajira is a lover. She strives to help as many people as she can in her journey.

8. Silvia can be too arrogant, often underestimating her jobs and opponents (she won't admit this, but that is why she hired Rests-In-Steam). Ajira is almost the opposite. She tries too hard to see the good in everyone and often is taken advantage of.

9. Silvia has Vampirism. Ajira isn't afflicted by anything other than the occasional flea

10. Silvia and I both like sweets a little too much. Ajira and I are both trans women

11. Silvia was known as Silvia, of Skingrad when she first joined the Legion. Ajira was once known as [redacted]

12. Silvia is very misanthropic, doesn't care about the Thalmor presence in the Empire, and thinks money is more important than people. Ajira thinks moon sugar is gross

13. Silvia enjoys reading, and Ajira likes fishing

14. Silvia, as a character, for me symbolizes the first steps towards dealing with trauma after ignoring it for a long time. Ajira's story is more about growing up and casting aside naivety and learning to thrive in a world that is hostile towards you.

15. Nothing that has came up yet for either character.

16. Both characters can read and speak the Empire's language. Silvia doesn't speak anything extra, and Ajira can speak her native countries language, Ta'agra

17. Silvia was tried by the Legion to fight traditionally, sword and shield, wrestling, boxing, etc. Ajira is trained in her local stylings of Claw-Dance

18. Silvia is bordering true-neutral/chaotic-neutral. Ajira is neutral-good

19. Silvia is really good at sewing. Ajira always knows what direction north is

20. Silvia: Books, loose change, candy. Ajira: Fishing lures, collapsible fishing rod, jerky

21. Silvia: Diplomatic, passive, selfish, lawless, apprehensive, indifferent. Ajira: Diplomatic, selfless, law-abiding (most of the time), trusting, caring.

22. Silvia would be best friends with Maven Black-Briar. Ajira would lose her shit whenever Maiq was spotted after hearing legends of him back home.

23. Silvia: Strength and Personality. Ajira: Agility and Luck

24. See answer 8.

TES OC Interview Game!

What class do they fall under? Anything they specialize in? (ex: Mage > Illusionist) Have they changed their class over their lifetime or stayed the same?

When they cast magic, what’s their style? Are they flamboyant or reserved? Do they wave their hands around? Do they like making a show of it? Are they verbal? 

Which Aedra or Daedra do they worship/champion?

Regardless if something happened or not, which Aedra or Daedra would hate them the most, and why?

What guild would they join, regardless of their skill? (Any guild/group from any game and any timeline) Why?

What’s their social class?

Are they a fighter or a lover?

What’s their lowest/weakest skill that could be a fatal flaw? Or what’s their biggest weakness?

Do they have any handicaps or disabilities?

Does this character have anything in common with you?

Do they have any epithets? How about aliases? 

What’s their most controversial opinion(s)?

What’s their hobbies? 

Any motifs or symbolism for this character? Flowers, animals, etc.

Tropes, tropes, tropes! Do any come into mind for this character? Or do they subvert any?

Languages! How many do they speak? Are they literate?

If they can, what’s their fighting style? If they’re a mage, how do they handle being silenced or running out of magicka?

Where do they fit on the morality chart?

Do they have any quirks or hidden talents?

If you took their bag and upended it now, what would you find in it?

Are they: Diplomatic or Violent? Passive or Instigating? Selfish or Selfless? Law abiding or Lawless? Trusting or Apprehensive? Caring or Indifferent?

Ignoring time, what Elder Scrolls NPC would they get along with the most? Or the worst?

What’s their 2 main attributes? (Strength, Endurance, Speed, Agility, Personality, Intelligence, Will Power, or Luck)

What do they believe is their biggest weakness? What do you say is their biggest weakness?

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Skyrim's a teenager now!

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Silvia: Her parents died some 200 years ago. She tried going back and finding their graves but couldn't.

Ajira: Currently staying away from her family so they don't get hurt

does your oc still go home to see their parents?

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Silvia, Sand and Sun (Part 1)

Stros M'kai at night is a beautiful and dangerous place, but Silvia made sure to match the energy as she stepped out into the cool desert air from her commandeered wooden shelter. The light from Masser and Secunda met her pale skin with a soft white glow. She took a deep breath as more stirring could be heard behind the cloth door cover.

"Are you ready to head out, my lady?" A raspy hiss could be heard from inside. Rests-In-Steam, Silvia's hired Argonian bodyguard, stepped out from the hovel, his stature towering over Silvia. The moonlight reflected gently off of his jet-black scales.

"The person who hired us said a package would be arriving on the south shore of the mainland in the coming weeks. They didn't give an exact time frame or what we're even looking for," Silvia sighed and dusted sand from her darkened cloth armor. "Part of me is starting to think this is all a lie to put me on a deserted island,"

Rests-In-Steam sniffed the air and placed a scarred hand on the handle of his ax. "My Lady, we are not alone," He moved his body in front of Silvia's.

Silvia is unbothered by this action. After all, it's what she paid him for. "Be quick with it. I'll be waiting back inside, " As she turned around and walked back through the door covering, a large burst of smoke and sand appeared at the crest of a dune several meters away from the dwelling. As the shroud dissipated, 3 humanoid figures stood with swords drawn, their features hidden in the shroud of night.

"Smells like Elves," Rests-In-Steam grinned, revealing a set of jagged stained teeth. The Argonian took his ax from his belt and readied himself for the fight.

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Warm a couple mugs worth of milk on the stove

Mix in a couple of pinches of cinnamon, clove, and nutmeg

Ready the mugs with a small spoon of honey

1 shot of whiskey to each mug

Fill the rest up with the warm milk mixture

Enjoy.

A perfect beverage for a cold Bruma night

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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Modryn Oreyn' painting

Art asset for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

*Artist Unknown* If anyone knows the artist comment below

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OC Time! I have 2 that I treat like my babies but I can't draw and I'm too poor to have other people draw them so here we goooooo

Silvia Lex (She/Her): Imperial, Born 20 years before the events of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Brown eyes. Dark Brown, straight, shoulder-length hair. Sparce freckles. ~5'8". Skinny but toned from her (short) time in the Imperial Legion. Contracted Vampirism on her first assignment after her commanding officer betrayed her to a vampire master in exchange for the safety of a nearby village. Eventually she escaped and lived through the Oblivion Crisis and continues to live to this day as a mercenary.

Ajira (She/Her): Cathay Khajiit, born 4E 176, one year after the Great War ended (she is 25 during the events of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, but she never visits the country). Dark blue eyes. Short gray fur with no large markings save for a single darker ring about a hands-length away from the tip of her tail. About 5'4". Small frame with strong arms from a life of fishing. Cares for her family but after a less than ideal run-in with a thalmor agent after being caught stealing food, she runs away to the southern coast of Hammerfell in an attempt to save her family from harm.

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The guards only feed me if I write funny stuff

anyone else up jorkin it at the imperial prison rn??

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It would be pronounced

Skee bee dee

as the /i/ in dragon tongue, be it /i/ or /ii/, is always pronounced like /ee/

Ski Bi Di would be a valid Dragon Shout in Skyrim.