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XXV ( The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
She banged on the door praying to god anyone would answer.
Alex opened the door. "Hm?"
"C-Can I come i-in?" Emiko was shaking having blood on her face.
Alex gasped. "What happened!?!?!"
"I-I called Jason o-out and h-he got violent..." she says her breathing fast and sharp.
Alex grabbed the phone and called an ambulance. She took the phone "I-I'll be okay Alex...I just shouldn't go back"
Alex sighed and grabbed some bandages. "Fine."
She put her arms around herself "if...if it's not too much trouble...could I stay here?..."
Alex nodded. "Of course."
"Thanks...I'm sorry for the inconvenience..."
Alex gave her a hug. "No problem."
She tensed up for a moment but relaxed and hugged back. "This kind of thing is never your fault..." Alex says softly.
"You sure?...."
"Of course, none of this was your fault" Alex says.
Habit walked in "Wow, what happened?..." he asked looking at Emiko.
"Jason happened." Alex said.
Habit made a yikes face "I'll just come back later" he leaves.
"Good idea." Alex said.
"Do you think I'm a skank?"
"No, of course not"
He eventually sat with Emiko beside her. She leaned her head on his shoulder.
Jason had calmed down a lot, he sat on a park bench. He decided he needed to apologize, Jason checked to see if she was in their hotel room. When JD saw she wasn't there he went to Alex's room knocking on the door.
Alex answered "why are you here?"
"I need to apologize."
"Get the fuck out"
"Am I not allowed to apologize?"
"She doesn't want to hear it Jason"
"Look, just let me apologize for what I did. I freaked out and got abusive. And it wasn't right."
"Jason, she doesn't want to hear it and I don't feel comfortable with you in the room"
"You know what? Fine. I don't care anymore. I was just dating her to get over my ex." Jason said, walking away.
"Yeah that was pretty obvious! Your mother raised a whore!" Alex yelled.
"MY MOTHER IS DEAD!" Jason yelled back.
"Lucky for her!"
"Well, have fun dating a SKANK." Jason said angrily.
Alex saw their neighbour had wet steel toe boots outside probably to dry them. He threw them at Jason yelling "you're one to talk!"
Jason growled and glared at Alex. "Real fucking funny. You're out of the band once our performance is done."
"you don't have that authority!"
"Well, I'll talk to the authority!!"
"Have fun with that Boozoo"
"It'll be easy to convince him."
"After the discussion we had he won't!"
"Oh believe me. I have ways of convincing people."
"By sucking their dicks!? Thought so!"
"Oh, maybe blackmail, maybe threats...maybe begging."
"Threats? Right up your alley Psycho!"
"Just go kill yourself!"
"You first!"
"No u"
Alex slammed the door, looking furious. Emiko moved back slightly scared of what he may do, considering what happened like an hour ago.
Alex stomped to the bed and screamed into a pillow. "Are you okay?" she asked softly.
"No," Alex grunted.
She looked slightly terrified.
Alex sighed and hugged her. "Sorry for scaring you."
"it's okay, I understand" she hugged him back.
Alex kissed her on the cheek. She was slightly shocked.
"I love you, Emiko. Will you...be my girlfriend?"
"I...Alex...I do love you, but I'd prefer to take things slow. I'm just scared of what happened last time to happen again. Well, I don't think you would do that but I didn't think Jason would either" she kinda rambled on.
"I promise I won't do anything to hurt you."
"Could we please take things slow?
"Sure..." Alex looked a little disappointed.
"I-I'm sorry," She said noticing he looked disappointed.
"It's okay, I'll wait for you to be ready."
"Well I mean, we can be dating I'd just refer to take things slower"
"Of course."
She smiled kissing his cheek.
Alex smiled and walked out of the room. He was going to go down to the pool for some relaxation. "Can I come with you?" she asks.
"Sure."
They went to the pool together, Emiko felt genuinely safe with him.
Miu was at the pool and seemed to be trying to make her lightsaber work. Why she was doing it at the pool nobody knew.
They ignored her sitting on the edge having their legs go into the water.
Miu got her lightsaber working and cut a chair in half. "HAH! I could rule the world with this!"
"God damn" Emiko says softly looking over at her.
Miu laughed maniacally and put the deadly weapon away, then threw off her clothes to reveal her bikini.
They were talking with each other about random nonsense.
Miu looked at them and wrinkled her nose. "Fuckin peasants." Miu grumbled.
"Fuckin slut!" They shout back in unison.
Miu sniffled. "I c-can cut you both in half if I want to!"
They laughed to themselves going back to their conversation.
Miu sighed and went back to her tools, then began building a high-tech security camera. She figured she could sell it to someone for big money, and with the $100 Jason gave her, she had bought an entire set of new tools.
They hang out at the pool until sun rise.
Soon, it was the day of the performance and Alex hadn't even slept.
Soon it was time for them to go the competition. Alex told Emiko and Habit to go ahead while he snort a line.
Soon, everyone met up, then went inside to watch people perform. Then the Christian Busters showed up.
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Chapter XXIII (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
"Nope." Kaede shook her head.
He nodded "But you sell here?" he asks.
She nodded. "Yep. Everyone here loves it." Kaede pointed to Angie, who was sticking her face in the cocaine bag.
"I wouldn't say everyone" he stepped slightly closer.
Kaede took a step back. "Oh?"
"I mean, I have like most of the school buying from me"! Habit moves faster
Kaede grabbed his shoulder. "Fuck off." he pulled out his pocket knife.
Kaede began running. She didn't want to deal with this shit. He chased after her grabbing her ahoge pulling her back.
Kaede growled and threw her head back, trying to hit Habit. He wrapped his arm around her torso pulling her to his chest.
Kaede struggled. "Hey! Lemme go!"
"I will when you promise to stay off my property!" Habit shouts holding tightly.
Kaede struggled harder. "My client is over here! I can't just leave her!"
"I will take care of her"
"No, you won't. Angie and I have done this for years. I'm not letting you spoil this!" Kaede yelled.
"Fine! But you can't sell to anyone else here!"
"I already have." Kaede smirked.
"Well, you need to stop before I slit your fucking throat!"
"Just fuck off. I don't want to have to send my guys after you."
He pulls out his pocket putting it her jugular vein.
Kaede screamed loud enough for some teacher to hear. He moved back pushing her to the ground bolting in the other direction. The vice principal walked up to her.
It was last period and Habit was ditching in a unused cabinet on his computer doing business when he heard his name on the intercom saying for him to go to the office, he got up going to the office.
Habit walked into the vice principals room seeing "Hey Jeffree" he says noticing Kaede siting in on of the chairs in front of his desk.
"I think you know why I've called you here," Mr. Star says as Habit sat down.
"No?...why was I called here?" Habit asks, of course, he knew but of course he'll fake it for as long as he can.
"well, Kaede has told that you put a knife to her neck and threatened to slit her throat" Jeffree explains putting his hands on his desk staring sternly at him.
"When has this?" Habit asked.
"during lunch."
"Impossible, I was with people during lunch" Habit explains.
"And who would that be?" Mr. Star asked.
"I was hanging out with Dark Pit"
"Alright, why don't I call him
down here," Jeffree says.
Dark Pit walked in once Mr. Star called him down. "Sup bitch and he-bitch?"
"Hello, Dark Pit, where were you during lunch?" Mr. Star asked looking at him, Habit was giving him a look.
Dark Pit looked confused. "I was at Pizza Hut."
"with Habit?"
"Well, I didn't see him, but....I don't know if he was there or not."
Habit thought of something "Well why don't be look at the security cameras?" Habit says, he knew this would work for two reasons. 1. Those cameras don't work because the rain covers weren't on them 2. She was selling cocaine to Angie so Jeffree would have to give her trouble too.
Kaede sighed. "Just lock him up!"
Jeffree clicked onto the security cameras. "Oh, well they don't even work...well there's no evidence so both of you leave"
Kaede looked furious as she left. Habit smiled getting up.
Dark Pit looked confused as he walked out. He wasn't sure if he said the right thing. Habit got up leaving with him, when they were out of the room Habit punched him in the stomach.
Dark Pit gasped and fell down. He didn't know what the fuck he did wrong.
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY WE WERE TOGETHER DIPSHIT!"
"WHAT?!" He struggled to his feet.
"That's why you were called down! You stupid bitch!"
"Dude, calm down!" Dark Pit backed away. "I just told the truth! You left before the gang went to Pizza Hut!"
"You're supposed to do stuff for me!"
"Well excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!" Dark Pit said angrily.
"Well excuse dumb bitch!"
Dark Pit began to walk away. "I don't need to deal with this shit."
"Next time shit like this happens I'm kicking your ass out!"
"Fine with me! I already have a backup plan."
"Oh really?"
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Chapter XXII (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
“Oh, I don't really know the full details but he said that his Girlfriend had cheated on him with one of his best friends and they had turned everybody against him. I was devastated to hear that but I'm so happy to hear he was really good friends" Dawn said smiling, 'if that was the case, who kept calling him? If not he's friends?' he thought to himself.
"That's horrible" Dark Pit said, which sounded like he mean it which is partly true, if that was true that was horrible and it could explain why he's like this but from what he knew about Habit he knew that was probably a made up story.
"I know, but at least know he has such a nice friend like you," She says smiling a bit.
Something came to his mind, if he so wanted to he could probably get some really good blackmail.
He leaned back. "So...tell me more about him."
"What would you like to know?" She asked smiling.
"Well...what was his childhood like?"
"Oh he was a very very social kid, he still is and a sweet one to" She Answered.
Dark Pit muffled a snort. Habit? Sweet? This lady was crazy. "Oh...I see..." He answered.
"Yeah" She was was saying as Habit walked through the front door.
"Hey Ma, oh hey Dark Pit" Habit greeted smiling, this didn't sound anything like Habit
"Uh...hey." He waved.
"I didn't know you were dropping by? It's great to see you!" He says sitting down.
"I live here now. Kirumi kicked me out."
"Oh god that's horrible, why did she kick you?" He asks.
"Because I'm too emo for her."
"well in this household we're all a bit Emo," she says.
"Good."
After a small conversation, both Habit and Dark Pit went down to the basement.
Dark Pit sighed. "So...band practice. Do we move it here?"
"Sure that works. So...I know you're fucking broke so it'd be so unfair of me to charge rent" Habit says.
"That's the Habit I know. I was beginning to worry." Dark Pit smiled.
"so of course, I'll only ask you do favours for me" He says.
"Sure. I'd be an asshole if I invaded your home and didn't give you some sort of payoff."
"I'm glad you get it and don't worry it aint going to be anything to crazy yet"
"Good. I'm not in the state to buy some crazy shit off you yet."
"oh no, I'm not asking you to buy from me! If you did you'd probably have to said drugs here and I'm not about that."
"Oh, okay." He crossed his arms. "So, what now?" He asked.
"just running around mostly, taking something somewhere, picking up stuff, a bit of a delivery boy you could say"
"Cool."
Soon it was the next day of school.
Everyone was sitting at their table. Alex was beginning to edit their music video, and Emiko was helping uwu.
Habit was thinking of way to take down his rival drug dealer.
Angie ran up, and tapped Habit. "Hey! Hey!"
"Hey" Dark Pit greeted.
"I want Habit to meet someone!" Angie said.
"Who?" he asks.
"Kaede!" She grinned.
Habit smiled a smile that was both Evil and Sweet. "Oh I'd love to!" He says standing up.
Angie clapped and began running out of the cafeteria. Habit followed close behind.
Angie ran behind the school, and Kaede was standing there, with a bag of cocaine. Habit had his switch blade up in his pocket.
Kaede gave Angie a hug and handed her the bag. Angie grabbed the bag and said thanks, then motioned for Habit to say hello. "Hey" he says.
Kaede narrowed her eyes. "Hey."
"You sell Cocaine?"
"Yep."
"Do you even go here?"
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Chapter XXI ( The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
Habit nodded slowly as Angie walked away. He knew full well who Kaede was. Habit needed to deal with her, as he was thinking of how to take her down Dark Pit said "We should start filming tomorrow afternoon, so Alex you get the stuff for it"
Habit nodded. "Yeah, Alex."
"Okay, Emiko would you wanna help?" He asked.
Emiko nodded. "Yeah! I'll help!"
Jason was jealous, but said nothing...for now!!!!!
Alex and EMiko brought the things to Dark Pit's basement. But there was someone else there instead of Dark Pit.
It was some girl in a maid outfit. Alex was confused "is Dark Pit home?"
She narrowed her eyes. "No. My crotch nugget is not home."
"Oh okay" he says,
Just then, Dark Pit walked in. "KIRUMI! I TOLD YOU TO WELCOME THEm!"
Kirumi snorted. "They're your friends. You should tell me when they come over."
"Can you help us with the equipment?" Emiko asked.
Dark Pit nodded and picked up a suitcase. Kirumi gave him a pat. "I'll come downstairs with snacks later for your friends."
Dark Pit grunted thanks and walked downstairs. They took everything downstairs, Soon everyone came. "Can I put some stuff on the lights?" Alex asked.
Dark Pit shrugged. "Sure. Whatever." Alex and Emiko switched the lightbulbs to more of a sunset color palette.
Kirumi walked downstairs and shook her head. "Ugh. Why can't you kids be good role models?" She then walked back upstairs. The kids said nothing as Habit walked up to the front door.
Dark Pit grunted a hello.
Alex waved. "Hey, so whys Emiko here?" Habit asked.
"She's one of the leads and a camerawoman" Alex explains setting up the keyboard.
"Huh." Habit sat down. Alex explains what they'd have to do.
"We already recorded the song? Why are we reprfoming it?" Eddie asked.
"It's for the video" Alex explains.
"Oh, okay." Eddie stretched. "If I'd known, I would have showered."
"Why didn't you shower??" Jason asked disgusted.
"Well, I showered yesterday." Eddie shrugged.
"We should just get to the point" Dark pit says pulling out the bass.
They did the song Emiko getting it from lots of different angles.
"Hey, that was pretty good!" Jason said once they were done.
"So, for everything else we technically don't need the other members" Emiko says, "but y'all can help if you want" she adds.
Kirumi came downstairs holding some cookies as Emiko spoke. "Who wants a snack?"
"I'm okay but thank you" she says.
Dark Pit sighed and grabbed a cookie. Habit inspected them. "Are they weed cookies?"
"no, get the fuck out," She says, he nods getting up and leaving.
Kirumi sighed. "Your friends need to get out. And we need to have a talk about the people you bring in here." She said, glaring at Dark Pit.
They gang left immediately.
Kirumi crossed her arms and sat down upstairs with Dark Pit. "We need to talk young man."
"About what?" he asked
"Your friends. They are horrible people. Especially the one who asked me about the cookies."
"You barely know them, why do you hate all of them?"
"Because they're horrible. They're all clearly crack addicts. I'm disappointed in your judgment. You are grounded for two weeks. And I don't want you talking to them again."
"What? You can't do that!" Dark pit stood up.
"Yes I can, and I will."
"I'm not going to listen!"
"Do you want to be a bum on the streets? If not, then listen."
"It'd better than being with you!"
"Then get out."
"FINE!" DP packed his things leaving. He realized instantly why this was a bad idea, Dark Pit sighed walking to Habits house. The teenager felt disgusted that he had to go to him but he couldn't go to Alex's because of his big family, he couldn't go to Eddies since he lives with Kaito in a studio apartment, He couldn't go to Jasons for obvious reasons and he knew none of the girls could help either so he really had no choice.
Dark Pit walked up knocking on the door almost immediately the door opened but...it wasn't Habit "Hello" a woman greeted with a smile "Is H-" Dark Pit was saying but she interrupted by saying "I'm sorry but Evans not home, but you are more than welcome to come in! Also I'm sorry for interrupting. Oh and I also forgot to introduce myself I'm Dawn!" She had her hand out for him to shake, he shook her hand "I'm Dark Pit" DP says, he was honestly surprised that Habit didn't live alone and that a woman like this was his mother.
"You can sit on the couch if you want, I'm also making tea would you like some?" Dawn asked smiling, she seemed to be the exact opposite of her son. "Oh I'm alright but thank you" The teenager says taking a seat.
"By the way I'm in love with your jacket, where did you get it?" She asked getting the tea.
"HotTopic," He says looking around a bit, The house at least from what he saw had a massive 70s vibe from the wallpaper to even the furniture.
"I remember when the first opened, I was just a kid when I opened but I loved the clothes they sold," She says sitting down as well. "So you how did you meet Evan?"
"Oh we got to school together and he's apart of our band" Dark Pit explains.
"Oh he's in band? He's never mentioned that! Well I'm happy he's still his outgoing self!"
"Uh, yeah." He rubbed his arm awkwardly.
"How have you guys been friends? Does he ever mention New Jersey still?" She asked some questions.
"He's never mentioned New Jersey...and we became friends through the band." Dark Pit sat down awkwardly and looked around. "Nice, uh, place you got there."
"Thank you so much! Does he ever mention his old friends?" She asks.
"No...why?" He looked at his feet.
"Oh well, one of the main reasons we ended moving here is because of his old friends..." Dawn explains.
"Oh...well, I'll just wait for him to come back. My mom kicked me out. So I was wondering if I could stay."
"Oh you poor thing! Of course you can!" She says
"Thanks." He smiled a little.
"Oh it's not a problem at all!" How the fuck could this be Habit of people's mother.
"What kind of band are you guys?"
"Emo band. Kinda like MCR."
"Oh I love MCR! I remember taking Evan to a concert when he was 8" Dawn says smiling.
"Sounds like fun." He says, Dark Pit realized he didn't really know Habit or Evan or whatever, so he decided this would actually be a good time to ask a bit.
"So what happened in New Jersey? If you don't mind me asking"
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Chapter XX (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
"oh God oh fuck" Jason says getting off of him, he looked over at Angie.
Angie was cheering. "Hooray! You won! Now Dark Pit can rest with Atua!"
"H-He's not dead Angie!" Jason says checking his pulse.
Angie huffed. "Atua says he is."
"he's still breathing and has a pulse...I'm going to move him upstairs, do you wanna help?"
Jason asks
Angie looked shocked. "No! Atua says not to disturb the dead!"
"He's not dead Angie! He has a pulse! He's still breathing!" Jason states picking him up.
Dark Pit groaned.
Angie picked up the bottle. "You can't leave Atua!" She said as she prepared to hit Dark Pit on the head. Jason covered DPs head with his arm going up the stairs.
Angie pouted. "But Atua will take good care of him!"
"That's murder, Angie!" Jason explains putting him on his bed.
Soon Dark Pit started to wake up "What...what...happened?..." Dark Pit asked out of it.
"Atua brought you back!" Angie said
"Someone broke in asking for Habit, he ended up attacking us..." Jason lies through his teeth.
Angie looked confused. "But-"
"Just go along with it, wouldn't Auta want to you to help me?" Jason whispers to her.
Angie nodded. "Yep."
Jason smiled softly for a moment but instantly stopped looking at Dark Pit "Are you okay?"
Dark Pit grunted. "I fucking hate myself right now."
"Oof mood" Jason says.
Angie patted him.
It was the next day and the gang went to school all of them feeling different feelings.
Dark Pit basically didn't talk to anybody. Angie was normal but didn't talk to Jason or DP.
Alex and Emiko were exhausted for pulling an all-nighter and they didn't even get any of the project done, though they finished the concept for the music video.
They all sat at their table at lunch, but it was pretty quiet.
Alex broke the silence "I finished the concept for the music video"
"What do you have?" Dark Pit asked as the group turned to their attention to him. Alex pulled out his computer pulling out the word document. They group read it over.
"Huh. Cool." Dark Pit said.
"I like the vibes" Habit says.
Alex smiled. "Thanks."
Angie suddenly ran over and grabbed Dark Pit. "ATUA HAS SPOKEN! I MUST TELL THE TRUTH!"
Jason suddenly realized what she was talking about.
Jason mouthed the words "Please don't say anything, I'll join"
Angie was trembling. "I CANNOT GO AGAINST ATUA!" She yelled.
Dark Pit was fucking confused. "Uh..."
Jason got up pulling her away.
Angie struggled. "HE HIT YOUR HEAD! HE HIT YOU WITH A-" Jason yelled about how she needs to calm down as she was yelling making them both unable to be understood.
Dark Pit grabbed Angie. "What happened?"
Angie yelled "AHhejfjvdjdnrjfj" she was shaking a lot falling to the floor Habit got up "she's overdosing" he states calmly
Dark Pit looked shocked. "I never knew she was an addict."
"You never know until they're dead" he says with a shrug.
Dark Pit yelled for the nurse, and Nurse Joy came over. "You'd have to take her to the hospital dumbass" Habit says.
Dark Pit sighed as Nurse Joy nodded in agreement, and the hospital was called and Angie was taken away.
The gang went to the ER.
Angie was laying in a bed praying to Atua. "Hey" JD said.
Angie looked over and smiled. "Hello!"
They all sat down on the floor.
Angie began praying again and motioned for everyone to join her. They did some pretending.
Eventually, the doctor came in and said that everyone, including Angie, could leave. As they were leaving Habit whispered to her "You want some more of that?" He asked.
Angie shook her head. "I already have a friend who gave me some. She's better."
"Who?"
"Kaede Akamatsu!" She grinned.
Habit thought to himself.
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Chapter XIX (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
Emiko left the room getting the brownies letting them thaw out a bit out. Alex gazed around her room a bit looking at the college of Polaroid photos taped to her wall. He cringed a bit looking at the scene hairstyle he had last year. It seemed like only yesterday when they formed their band and kicked out Logan Paul. He saw photos of when they performed last year at the flower festival as an opening act, that's when Jason and Dark Pit were dating.
Alex sighed. Why did Jason have to go for Emiko? Why couldn't he just keep liking his ex or something? He knew he was being selfish, but still...He knows that he still likes his ex, Habit said that he tried to ask Dark Pit to go to the festival together but got rejected. He had genuinely liked her way longer.
Alex crossed his arms. He needed to tell Emiko that she was being played. He pulled out his phone and searched for the pictures. It's better for her to know, there's no way he shared it with her.
Emiko walked back in, the shatter brownies in her hand. "Yo."
"Hey, there's something...I should have told you about..." He says.
"What?"
He was about to say it when he got a phone call.
"Hello?" He answered.
"We don't have band practice today, Dark Pit cancelled" Eddie explained.
"Oh really?" Alex came to a realization, Jason would most likely assume it's him. But if it was right before the competition it'd seem like they released the information "I was wondering if you could help me plan out the music video idea I had?" He asked looking up at her.
"I'd love to" Emiko answered smiling, sitting on her bed with him. They both took a bit, perhaps slightly more than they should of.
Soon in like half an hour, they were absolutely fucked up. "Is the S in scent silent? Or is it the C?" Alex asked looking at Emiko both of them now being on the floor.
"Idfk, aren't you like the smart one? Lmao" she replies smiling.
"No, I'm the hipster emo hybrid" Alex explains.
"what about everyone else?"
"Well Dark Pit is the intense emo, Jason is a Tumblr grunge, Habit is...him, Eddie is sushi crippling depression.
Or something like that." Alex explains.
"Weren't you a scene kid like last year along with Logan?" She asks smiling.
"Ugh...yeah, we were..." Alex answers cringing.
"I honestly really loved the scene look tbh," Emiko asked.
"Wait actually?" Alex asked with a slight laugh.
"Yes, I don't know why but I just have this love and appreciation for the scene fashion"
"I never knew that," Alex said.
Emiko yawned. "Man I'm getting tired...wanna call it a day?"
"We did barely anything," She says laughing slightly. "You wanna stay here?"
"Sure." He smiled.
"DUDE SHE TRIED TO KILL ME!" Jason screamed. But nobody listened. Dark Pit grabbed both Angie and Jason and dragged them inside.
Jason tried to get away, but couldn't surprisingly. Dark Pit let go of them and closed the door. "I'll get you guys some drinks. What do you want?" Dark Pit asked.
"My usual!" Angie giggled.
"do you have scotch?" Jason asked.
"You know it." Dark Pit walked into the kitchen. As soon as he left, Angie scooted close to Jason and handed him a flyer about Atua. "Change religions?" She whispered.
Jason read over the flyer "I'm okay, thanks"
"Oh." She scooted away.
Jason sat there awkwardly.
Dark Pit came back with a fruit smoothie and a glass of scotch. "Here you are." He handed the drinks over and sat down, pulling out his phone. Jason thanked him chugging it just wanting to get fucked up.
Dark Pit didn't even notice. He was texting with Pit. Angie had already downed her smoothie and scooted to Jason again, but didn't say anything. He sat there feeling really uncomfortable.
"Psst." Angie poked him.
"Yes?" he asks.
"Wanna be friends?" Angie asked.
"Sure," He says.
Angie smiled and pressed against him. "Yay!"
Dark Pit looked up at them. "Huh? What's going on?" He asked.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, Angie just squealed, so.." Dark Pit looked back down at his phone.
"We're friends! Atua is so happy!" Angie says smiling.
"That's nice." Dark Pit murmured.
Angie huffed and stood up, then walked over and snatched Dark Pit's phone.
Jason whispered an oof softly.
Angie then ran away. "I'M GONNA LOOK THROUGH IT!!!!"
Dark Pit jumped up. "NO!"
Jason decided that he shouldn't intervene, DP threw him out if the house when he was running for a girl who threatened to kill him so Dark Pit doesn't deserve help.
Angie locked herself in the downstairs bathroom and Dark Pit banged on the door. "OPEN UP YOU LITTLE BITCH!"
She laughed looking through, Jason chuckled slightly.
"WOW, THOSE ARE SOME SPICY NUDES! ATUA THINKS YOU'VE BEEN DIIIIIRTY!" Angie yelled, laughing.
Jason covered his face looking down laughing a little bit.
Dark Pit kicked the door. "OPEN UP! OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Angie giggled. "No. I'd rather look at your texts to your boyfriend."
She went really far up seeing that DP said some mean stuff about Jason like 5 months ago.
"Oh my! Jason, look at this!" Angie yelled.
Jason's phone went off. Dark Pit's phone had sent him some pictures.
Jason read it over the screenshots, Dark Pit was talking shit about him when they were still together.
Dark Pit finally knocked down the door and grabbed his phone. "Fuck you, Angie." He growled.
Jason felt enraged "I can't believe you!" Jason shouted standing up.
Dark Pit looked confused. "What?"
Angie began to crawl away, but Dark Pit grabbed her and held her down. He wanted her to stay so he could slap her when Jason left.
"I can't believe you thought and said these things behind my back when we were dating!!!" Jason yells going up to him.
Dark Pit sighed. "Those are old. I was probably wasted when I wrote those. I'm sorry, but just let it go man."
"are you serious!? It's shitty of you to do it as a friend, but a boyfriend?"Jason clearly wasn't going to let this go right away.
Dark Pit stood up and dragged Angie up with him. "Look, I apologized. What more do you want? It was a long time ago, and we're both dating other people. It's in the past."
"You call that an apology? You didn't even sound genuine!"
Dark Pit shrugged. "Honestly. Don't dwell in the past. I've moved on. I've apologized. What else do you want? You sound like you can't move on." Dark Pit eyed him suspiciously. "Are you still hung up over our relationship?"
"Wow, of course, you'd say that. I'm upset that you were acting like a dick and saying horrible things behind my back so that must mean I wanna fuck you still. God, I feel so bad for Pit that he has to deal with your sorry ass!" Jason yelled.
Dark Pit narrowed his eyes. Jason had hit a nerve. "Huh. Guess I feel bad for Emiko too. I hope she never has to see how horrendously small your dick is. After all, I had the misfortune of seeing it."
"You're one to talk on that subject, you're acting so immature because you know I'm right! You're such a stuck up pretentious prick you know that? Pit seems pretty decent but you're such a Bitch!"
"He's a fucking sweetheart. That's why he needs to be protected. And that's why I'm the guy to do it. But honestly, poor Emiko. She must have been desperate to ask you. After all...I was desperate when I asked you out." Dark Pit looked furious.
"You're the one to do it? Even though it was actually you who got mugged at 711 by a fucking child??? I think it's so funny that you say things like "I can't believe Emiko asked you out, and that I did too" but in all honesty she actually knows basic human decency and who to actually be a respectful person something you're not too educated on!" Jason yelled back while Angie was filming.
And with that Dark Pit punched Jason. He then kneed DPs ribs,
Angie cheered. "Kill! Kill! Kill!"
They kept throwing punches and kicks, but then Jason grabbed a glass bottle smashing it on his head knocking him out.
Jason dropped the remains of the bottle realizing what he's just done.
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Chapter XVIII (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
Jason was slumped at his desk, extremely angry at the fact he had to work with the fucking neckbeard known as Ren. "So I was hoping we could do the My Little Pony movie for our study, it's a fine movie" Ren explained.
"Fuck no." Jason stood up and slapped Ren. At that moment, a creepy-ass girl got in between them. "Atua says no."
Ren's face turned red, he hit JD in the head with his social textbook "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" HE SCREECHED.
The girl narrowed her eyes and pulled a hammer out of her ass. "ATUA. SAYS. NO." She then hit Ren on the head.
The teacher tries to intervene, "Break it up you three!"
Ren was on the ground crying his neckbeard eyes out. The girl was on the floor hitting Ren, and Jason backed away. "Get off Ren or I'm calling for the principal!"
The girl stood up and bowed. "Of course. Going to the principal is against what Atua wants."
The bell rang and soon it was after school. Jason was walking out of school when the girl from before grabbed him and dragged him back into school, before knocking him out.
Alex and Emiko walked to her place going up to her room to work on the project. Alex looked away. "S-so...what movie should we do?"
"I don't really know, wanna get fucked and think about it?" she asked.
"O-okay...." Alex took off his belt and began to unzip his pants.
Emiko got up going into a box pulling out some weed and a bong.
Alex froze as he realized what she had actually meant and tried to pull his pants back on quickly.
She turned just after he finished pulling his pants up.
"Okay, let's get fucked." She put a fat joint in his mouth and lit it.
He couldn't help but stare into her eyes, she smiled at him as Alex took a hit passing it to her. Emiko put it in her mouth taking a hit, after a while, they would pass it back and forth.
"So you're in charge of making welcome to the oasis?" She asked sprawled out on her bed.
"Uh well kinda, they said I could write out a concept sheet and if they like it they said they'd do it" Alex answered sitting up.
"Do you have some of it done yet?" Emiko asked looking up at him.
"Um yeah, a little bit" He answers.
"Can I see?" Emiko asked smiling.
"Sure," Alex said going through his bag pulling out his laptop, he realized when it loaded that he used his name instead of Jason's. In his mind, he thought that no one would be seeing it until it was done so he could quickly change it but here was the girl that would be literally the lead main female lead wanted to see what he was working on.
Emiko watched what he had. "Awesome! Hey, when's band practice? I mean, you still need to practice." She tipped her head.
"Oh, I'm not exactly sure" he said with a slight chuckle, calling up DP.
Dark Pit answered. "What do you want?" He asked.
"Uh, I was just wondering when our practice was today?" Alex asked.
"God I don't know. I tried to get ahold of Jason but he's not answering his phone."
"Really?"
Jason started to wake up and realized that he was tied up and blindfolded. "W....what?" he tried to get up but couldn't.
"Hello, recruit!" The blindfold was removed and JD saw the girl from before standing in front of him.
"What the fuck?..." Jason said his words shaking a bit.
She laughed and booped his nose. "Aww! You're confused. Don't worry! Atua will show you where you truly belong: in the Student Council!"
"Uhhh...no thanks...I-I'm good..." Jason answered scared his was going to be hurt or worse.
She seemed to ignore him. "Oh! I should introduce myself!" She spun around and struck a little pose. "I am Angie Yonaga! The top art student in the school! But you can call me President Angie!"
"C-Can I leave?" Jason asks softly.
Angie grinned. "Nope! Not until you promise to join! If you do, you can fuck hoes, get money and praise the lord all day every day!"
"Please..." Jason whispered.
"Just join and I promise, you will be showered in Atua's holy blessings!" Angie was pacing, looking slightly annoyed.
"I-I don't really h-have the time f-for that..." Jason says.
Angie crossed her arms and squinted at Jason. "Hm...you may leave..but..." Angie smirked. "...I can't guarantee you will leave alive. Unless you join. It's what Atua wants. And Atua is always right."
Jason tried getting up again.
She untied him, but also pulled out her carving weapons and stared at Jason as if dating him to leave.
Jason booked it out of the room, and Angie chased after him, muttering a prayer under her breath to Atua. He ran to DPs house banging hard on the door.
Dark Pit swung open the door, looking stressed. "What?"
Jason ran in panting and tears going down his face.
Dark Pit shoved him out. "Knock and come back in respectfully. Oh hey Angie." Dark Pit added as Angie finally caught up.
"DARK PIT SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME PLEASE LET ME IN!!!" Jason was sobbing at this point.
Dark Pit was talking to Angie casually, and Angie had dropped her hammer and chisel and was excitedly chatting. None of them were paying Jason attention. Jason had started to run away.
Dark Pit grabbed his shoulder. "Hey, I thought you wanted to come in."
"Nope, I'm good" he says moving his hand.
Dark Pit looked confused. "Uh...you sure? Angie can be scary sometimes but she won't hurt you. She's just...passionate about her religion."
"She threatened to kill me!"
Alex and Emiko noticed that they really didn't feel anything. "I have shatter brownies in the freezer?" she suggested.
"Whats shatter?" Alex asked looking slightly concerned.
"It's weed, but just a more concentrated version? It's something like that but it's just weed but like more powerful" Emiko explained.
"Sure, why not?"
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Chapter XVII (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
Soon it was English class for Alex, Emiko, and Jason. The teacher was talking and explaining a class project that they'd be doing in pairs. Before then Jason wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to what was being said, that was until the teacher said "So you'll be working in pairs of 2"
Jason started to stand up to go to Emiko but he wasn't the only person who stood up to go to their friends. "But due to the events of the last group project I took the liberty of making groups so it doesn't turn into fucking World War III like last time." [TEACHERS NAME] explains pulling out some papers. Jason sighed softly but Alex couldn't help but smile softly, maybe he'd be able to work with Emiko.
In the floor below Alayra and Mintii sat against the wall in the gymnasium watching the other students play basketball. "Can I ask you about something?" Alayra asked turning to Mintii who was painting her nails black.
"Shoot" she answers not looking up making sure she doesn't mess up.
"Well I have a couple questions" Alayra says and Mintii just nods gesturing for her to go on. "Well I'm wondering if you were the only one who's noticed the slight tension that was going on during lunch? Like between Alex and Jason?" She asks looking at her friend who was now painting some designs on her dry nails.
"I mean...Yeah, I doubt we were the only ones. Habit seemed rather amused by it and Eddie didn't ask anything about it but they were probably the only ones" Mintii explained finishing her nail designs.
"Shouldn't you guys be participating?" [GYM TEACHER] asked.
"Shouldn't you be in prison for tax evasion and having sex with minors?" Mintii shot back moving to her other hand not even looking up. The teacher was going to say something but just walked off, she smirked slightly.
"Anyways, what else were you going to ask about? Also, did you want me to do your nails?" Mintii asked actually looking up at her.
"Oh yeah and yeah if you want" Alayra answered, Mintii blew on her nails to help them dry fester, after when they were pretty much dry she took her friends hands and started painting her nails.
"Do you think Habit or Evan or I don't know, the people that called Habit's phone during truth or dare are actually going to come here for the funeral?" Alayra asked. Mintii paused "I...I don't know..." She answered, Mintii didn't actually take that into consideration. The teenager bit her lip slightly, "I wouldn't know, I guess-I guess I didn't think of that..." She explained.
"Oh" Alayra said softly.
[TEACHER] was listing who would be with who, then she got to Jason's name. "Jason, you will be with Ren!" The teacher explains, his face drops. "And Alex you will be with Emiko" then Jason bit the inside of his mouth as Alex got up sitting with Jason's girlfriend. He was then slammed with the intense smell of monster energy drinks, stale Doritos, and the most murderous scent of B.O as Ren sat down beside him. Jason tried not to gag from the rancid smell.
He glanced other at Alex and Emiko they were talking about something, it occurred to him that if Alex pleased he could literally tell her about what he did. Alex sounded somewhat convinced so he probably wouldn't necessarily be saying it happened but maybe Alex would ask about it and she'd find out. "Jason!" Ren had been trying to get his attention for awhile being uncomfortably close to him, Jason actually gagged slightly "What?" Jason snapped at him.
"I was asking about the project, the film study? Were you even paying attention?" Ren asked with his annoying nasally voice.
"No, because I actually have a fucking life" Jason mumbled. "What did you say?" Ren said rather loudly causing the other teenager to flinch a bit. "I said no, I wasn't I'm sorry" Jason wasn't in the mood to fight a neckbeard.
"So I was wondering if you'd wanna hang out after school for a bit and discuss the project before practice?" Alex asked looking at Emiko.
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Chapter XVI (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
Jason was sitting on a park bench, reading the lyrics to 'I hate my parents (I wanna die)'. He had kept the secret well hidden from Emiko for a few days now, and he was starting to breath a little easier.
He got a call from Dark Pit, "Hey, can you come over for practice?" He asked.
"Sure!" He grabbed his shit and soon arrived at Dark Pit's basement. Habit and Eddie were already there, Alex soon came no saying anything.
Jason didn't look at Alex. "So, we ready for practice?"
Everyone nodded. Dark Pit grabbed his guitar. "We gotta end at 4, since I have a date at 4:30. But I'll leave the door unlocked if you wanna keep practicing."
"Wait...you can lock us in?" Alex asked DP.
"Yeah. You would probably have to wait until 7 to come out when I get home, but if you wanna keep going then just say the word." Dark Pit pulled out his house key.
"Huh, so if you wanted to you could keep someone captive if you do wished" Habit says.
Dark Pit rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Whatever. Let's just practice."
They practiced for a couple hours just the band members, it was a lot more productive than normal. Soon 4 came around and the other band members left.
The next day, JD was eating breakfast when the phone rang.
He answered.
"Hey, Jason." Alex was on the other end."
".....Hey Alex." Jason mumbled.
"Did you tell her?" Alex asked.
"Yeah. She seemed to understand." Jason lied.
"Really?" Alex asked kinda wishing she left him.
"Yeah, I explained that I was really drunk and the photos and videos were taken out of context" he says.
"That's good." Alex said. Jason couldn't tell if he was serious or not.
"Thanks, did you tell the other band members?"
"....not yet. But I don't think they really need to know." Jason gripped the phone tightly, starting to feel stressed.
"It'd just create unnecessary drama, in my opinion" Alex states.
"Yeah. Everyone would probably get mad at me, and...." Jason sighed.
"What's up?" Alex asked.
"N-never mind. Anyway, apparently we don't have practice for some reason? Eddie texted me." Jason changed the subject.
"Huh? Why?" Alex asked.
"Dark pit is hungover from his date yesterday"
"Hungover?! How?! Ah, whatever. I'll just text Habit and let him know."
"I already did, don't worry about it" Jason says.
"Oh okay, thanks" Alex says ending the call.
Jason lied, there was practice. But at this point, JD was extremely paranoid that Alex was going to the band members.
JD went to practice and lied to everyone that Alex was sick.
"Well that sucks" Dark pit says as they began practice. Alex was actually practice at home since he had the notes sheet, so at least Alex was getting completely screwed over.
Soon Monday came around and that was the day the group was going to record the song that they'd be making the music video for. So this time Jason couldn't make up an excuse for the meeting being canceled because this was way to important. He realized as he was walking up to the school that one of band members may bring up the fact that Alex was sick when he wasn't or that Dark Pit had a hangover. Jason bit his lip walking through the front door of the high school.
It was about half an hour before school, they had to go a bit before so they could record for the music video. he went to the school's recording studio.
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Chapter XV (The adventures of 話題のトピック high)
"What are you talking about?" Jason asks.
"Oh really?" Alex says sounding pretty upset, he sent a couple pictures and videos of Jason on what kinda looks like a date with one of the members of The Christian Busters.
"Uh...oh shit....who took that?!" JD was pissed.
Alex knocked on Jason's apartment Door.
He opened the door. "What?..."
Alex punched Jason in the stomach knocking him to the ground.
"OOF" He laid on the floor clutching his stomach.
"I can't FUCKING believe you, Jason!!!" Alex yelled at him.
"DUDE THAT'S NOT ME!" JD stood up and slapped Alex across the face.
Alex clincked his shin with Jason "THAT IS YOU, YOU FUCKING SLUT, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A WHORE WHEN YOU DO SHIT LIKE THIS!!!!" Alex shouted at him.
"DUDE!!! THAT ISN'T ME! I'D NEVER DATE ONE OF THOSE DICKSUCKERS OF GOD!" Jason kicked Alex in the crotch.
Alex fell to the ground punching Jason's peepee "I actually like Emiko, I have actually feelings for her, you're just hung up on your ex!" Alex yells.
"How'd you- look, this is pointless! Fighting isn't gonna fix this mess!" He stood up and backed away from Alex.
"You're right, I should just send this to Emiko." Alex says getting up.
"No!" He pushed Alex to the floor and began battering his face with his fists.
"She deserves to see what a slut you are!" Alex punched Jason's face.
Jason wrapped his hands around Alex's neck and began squeezing. "Listen to me for two seconds!"
Alex tried to remove his hands "what is there even to say!"
Jason kept squeezing. "This is a big misunderstanding! I'm...I'm not hung up on my ex! I'd never cheat on Emiko!"
"Then explain the photos and videos! It sounds just like you and looks just like you Jason!"
"It isn't me! It's just some fancy photoshop! I'm not letting you show Emiko those pictures! Even if I have to....to...." Jason kept squeezing, but not as hard.
"How would they have done that?? Huh?? Admit it you cheated!!"
"I didn't cheat!" Jason slammed Alex's head onto the floor.
"Then who is in that video???" Alex yelled.
"I don't know, but it isn't me! So...so just shut up before I have to hurt you badly!"
"Just face it...you did something fucked up" Alex says quieter.
"No...I'm not admitting it. I didn't do it." Jason was trembling.
"Yes you did, it would of been impossible for those dumbass to edit that, that would of had have been done be a professional and how would they have voice clips like that" Alex explained a lot calmer.
Jason stopped. "I...I didn't do it...I don't remember...."
"You were drunk, of course you don't remember anything" Alex says.
Jason sat up. "I never wanted to do it....like, I don't remember anything about it happening."
"I got sent those this morning..." Alex explains.
"And I woke up with some weird shit on me..." Jason looked thoughtful.
"Oh uh...I didn't actually notice that until now..." Alex notices the weird symbols draw on him.
"Yeah...we were too mad at each other."
"I'm going to have to send those to Emiko..." Alex explains.
"I know...." Jason began to cry.
"Or you can, try to explain yourself to her" he says.
"I...I don't know..." Jason says getting off of Alex.
"I...I'll let you tell Emiko...and I won't tell the band about this..." Alex says.
"Thank you so much Alex" Jason says.
"No problem"
Jason wasn't going to tell her.
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Oof, poor JD ( The adventures of 話題のトピック high) FINAL PART OF CHAPTER!!
"🤪😭🤩😊😋🙂😂🙃😙😛🐣🐽🙊🐃🦘👫👁💕👫🆘😏😍🅱️" stated Alex.
"omfg STOOPP IIT!" Eddie shouted from the drivers seat.
The next day, Jason woke up, his head blurry. He got up and saw that Emiko wasn't there, he shrugged and just assumed that she left already. Everything fucking hurted, he went to the bathroom seeing he had blood coming his nose, has weird fucking drawings on him, smells of gasoline and dirt, and his forearms and shins were bruised.
"Ugh...the fuck happened?" Jason began cleaning his face.
He got a call from Eddie, JD answered. "Hey, uh, how are you feeling?" He asks.
"uhhhhh....um..I'm Gucci" Jason answers.
"I'm feeling fine, but I don't know if we can practice today. Everyone is too damn tired." Eddie sounded annoyed.
"Oof, that-that's no good" Jason sounded pretty out of it.
"Yeah. I can't get ahold of Habit or Dark Pit, and Alex cancelled on us. So...yeah."
"k...well uh...I should probably go..." Jason hung up.
About half an hour later Alex gives him a call.
"Jason what the fuck."
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