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by Laerte Coutinho

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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head

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What a historic thing. The men who made fanfics a thing, and the man who they all write about these days

CM PUNK & THE SHIELD WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders & Chairs, December 15th, 2013

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I want him to win so bad 😭

SCARLETT BORDEAUX & KARRION KROSS WWE RAW, June 23rd, 2025

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And bullwhip matches, and cage matches, submission matches, etc…

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I will die on the hill the Miz’s theme is a fucking banger

i only trust people that listen to wrestlers' theme songs in their free time and bask in how much or a banger they are sorry not sorry

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Liberals when the symbolic gesture doesn't bring world peace

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Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

R-TRUTH WWE RAW, June 9th, 2025

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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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all good things come to those who wait i say with tears in my eyes

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i bet positive thinking goes so hard when youre a normal person

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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I love the Awesome Truth so much. I’m so fucking bummed that R-Truth got let go.

mikethemiz: Forming Awesome Truth with you was one of the most special runs of my career. We created chaos, made magic, and had some of the most fun I’ve ever had inside a WWE ring. No one ever made me laugh harder than you did. You had this insane ability to make me break in front of thousands of people, and I loved every second of it. You brought joy everywhere you went. Your energy, your heart, your smile… it’s all contagious. You’re not just one of a kind. You’re one in a lifetime. Whatever’s next, I know you’ll shine like only you can. Love you, Truth.

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I bet getting crossed off a to do list feels good as fuck for a task

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Seth better start dressing Paul in immaculate gay ass fits like those posh people do with their pomeranians