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Wilhelm Trübner - Great Dane with Sausages: "Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant" (1877)

Apapently, the artist's dog was a really professonal model, patiently sitting still with the sausages hanging over his snout while he was being painted. During the work, Trübner had to leave for a while to get the door, and when he came back, he found his dog still posing dutifully. Everything was the same, with one minor exception: the sausages had disappeared without trace. (source, in German)

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if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

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Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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This post exempts you from any and all “If you don’t ___ this, ____ will happen.” You are hereby immune to it all. You are now protected! Be free!

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Shoutout to my fellow racism/ableism/other prejudice ocd havers. Nobody ever talks about us but I hope we all hang on despite this

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Uhh.....I decided to upload this....

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I don't see you talk about your ocs that much so. Maybe you could introduce one of them to us? Maybe a favorite or someone you've had in mind most recently

cpmputer. Show me the Thang.

This is Le'thuil, a character from The Three Planes. A cethelan of clan Le, Thuil is a member of the Committee (an elite group of mercenaries within the wider Agency) and out of its 4 members is the thief or other sneak for hire.

Granted, this was not always the case. Thuil was and still is a gentleskleph thief. Cultured and born to an affluent (natively) R'ylehian clan, pe didn't have a reason to steal. But pe still did, for shits giggles and fun.

In fact, that's how pe got hired - pe broke into Windward's own tower-mansion. And, instead of immediately killing per, he offered per a job. Pe accepted, because it's something to do outside of going to theatres and eating expensive foods.

Some factoids:

The small doohickeys on per "elbows" are field generator augs. Hooked up to per nervous system, they detect chromatophore activity and automagically cast invisibility spells across clothing. Great for sneaking around.

Thuil is atheist, which is a rarity in R'yleh since it's a holy city of multiple religions. It's not exactly a humongous social hindrance or anything, but due to quirks of social convention it often puts folks off. (In obvious absence of a gender system, many cethelan societies place great importance on the many axes of social standing, religious being one of them. Thuil has the convenience of belonging to a notorious and rich clan, and also at least allegedly being employed in the Tri-City's foremost private contractor, so sklephit are willing to look past per godlessness. Usually.)

Pe is bisexual, with a preference for human and serthan women. If you asked per why, pe'd probably say they're more "dignified". But really, pe just finds high fashion and make-up hot (which has a somewhat different context here since there isn't a patriarchy. In Athame specifically, women were considered to be more fit for official/administrative and representative roles, and an official must look good, no?). Pe's so bird of paradise coded.

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happy one year to clay gets caught eating straight up shredded cheese at 3 am

clay gets caught eating straight up shredded cheese at 3 am

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This is ur reminder to check out alivemanor aka my (so far) magnum opus

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

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mutuals i fucking love you all so much forever btw. If you care

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"the story never mattered in a borderlands game" "nobody in this fandom reads" "bl3 bad" youve achieved nothing except making me feel like i am wasting my time energy and skill . fuck you

i think ive identified the source of my worries that im wasting my artistic talent on borderlands . its the fucking youtubers

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i think ive identified the source of my worries that im wasting my artistic talent on borderlands . its the fucking youtubers