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Heyo! I remembered recently upon looking thru old fanart in the fandom how pre-BL3, Mr Torgue x Sir Hammerlock were a somewhat popular ship. I think I find myself partial to it even today tbh <:D Did you have much opinions on it?

i think they're exes; furthermore i think that mister torgue is the only one of hammerlock's exes that is both alive and still on good terms with him. he would've been invited to the wedding if it wasn't for the fact that. well. he is maybe a bit *too* fond of exploding things and that does not mix well with parties

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hiiii nikolai im sorry sinuses are fucking with you brother i hope u feel better soon <3. did you know there are straight up regular earth crops in BL2. jack's grandmother had just carrots and squash and shit in her yard.

first of all, what

second of all, how in the shitfuck are these still healthy and not wilted or stolen (i know, i know, suspension of disbelief)

third of all, how in the fuck are they even growing

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okay so i've spoken to people about callis and the consensus seems to be that the vault hunters oppose her because of her methods. that the rippers rip out their bolts, while we simply have "shielded" bolts.

the problem is that so far in this series a vh has never refused to work with someone because of their fucking methods. i mean, our methods are literally killing people and stealing their shit

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sorry for not being very active, my sinuses are kicking my ass. feel free to send me an ask or two tho

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at 0:20 there is a dude wearing a shirt that just says "video games"

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new bl4 trailer... im afraid we may be extremely back. fuck

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ive probably thought more about wainlock's relationship to food than any other part of their dynamic. which is insane to think about. it all started with "oh alistair hunts game and wainwright might bake a little bit idk" and now i'm brainrotting severely over the idea of them engaging in cuisine based cultural exchange or wainwright giving moxxi (al's friend) the blessing to open an authentic edenian restaurant in her casino

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you’re so incredibly based all the time

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what can i say, he's a very photogenic man

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

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what can i say, he's a very photogenic man

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so, new tales has an entire leaked text script interesting things: Vaughn Sunnwalker mentioned. his real last name? Rhys wanted to fund Anu before Tediore interrupted https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V2G4BuZs0CECC-SIqrjaPc0BjNNiL7QN/view?usp=sharing

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my husband has this image saved for whenever i grow distant

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suddenly you look like somebody else.

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Some Borderlands 4 interview tidbits I've collected. (my comments in parentheses)

If you're still suspicious cause you found BL3's gameplay and story lacking like I did, this may change your mind!

gear shouldnt be so overwhelmingly better that you cant not use it. being handed OP gear makes the game less fun, boring, and uninteresting

the seamless world empowers players to switch builds or tackle encounters differently. instead of entering the same space and knowing what to do

Epics are just as valuable and offer long term grind (ala Borderlands 1!)

design lanes, this thing can do this thing. not anything can do everything, makes it bland (BL3 class mods, artifacts, and skills had a ton of overlap)

borderlands 3 was a "caricature of a borderlands game"

game wasn't cohesive, resulted in a lot of aspects of the game stepping on each others' toes. coordination between the teams could've been improved (randy mentioned the poop jokes, but imo the story structure, mayhem mode, endgame balancing, and character designs, sound mixing, and visual overload are also symptoms)

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hey magnus do we ever think about The Barcode . Do we ever think about the fact that it's never addressed .

Brother do We Ever think about the bar code ? Do we ever think about the most exemplified way which Maliwan exerts control over its employees, and more importantly how Katagawa Sr himself exerts control over his heirs ? Do we ever think about how it literally turns Katagawa Jr's very existence into something inherently commercial and therefore expendable ? Do we ever think about how the number on it is 13, because even though he's the 12th in succession, his father will always be first above everyone else ? The implication that follows being that his pride refuses to let up for even a moment because it has always only ever been about Senior and His Legacy and His Rightful Ways ? Do we ever think about how it's implied that this is such common practice in Maliwan it would be weirder to question Why everyone needs to be codified into numbers instead of just being remembered as people, including the very highest of the high elite ? How it shows how little regard for them as individuals because they're not people, they're data to be manipulated into the Desirable Results for a Higher Good ? Do We ???

Nah. because I'm normal. I don't even think about it. Tbh. (<- lie)