kl. 18+. i really really love archie riverdale.
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did anyone else notice that archie became a tortured writer in s7 and he fell in love with reggie, a jock. in this way the jarchie longcon was fulfilled after all
#absolutely. also they did the s1 jarchie roommate dynamics and a subplot where archie defended reggie from bullies#(especially fun and cheeky of them to do a reggie-gets-bullied plot since s1 reggie WAS jughead's bully lol. but it worked! so well!)#so s7 archie can be s1 jughead (writerboy) or s1 archie (defender/supporter of the outsider kid). rvd is a show that folds in on itself
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every time i freak out about microplastics i recite to myself the “born at the perfect time to watch riverdale” post and quite genuinely it gets me through the day sometimes. like ok i’m being poisoned. pass the jughead
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no, the BEANIE is jughead. youre thinking of jugheads monster,
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guy who has seen 1 tv show: riverdale is the greatest show ever made
guy who has seen 100 tv shows: ugh that awful CW teen slop. so cringe
guy who has seen 1000 tv shows: riverdale is the greatest show ever made
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Shout out to characters who want to be used. Shout out to characters who are so desperate to be worth something that they'll endure anything. Shout out to characters who build their entire self worth around being useful, being a tool. Shout out to characters who don't care how they are treated, as long as someone pays them any attention at all
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on a fundamental level nothing will ever be riverdale because they don't have the guts to say what if the gay guy was a republican losing a custody battle. and also his son is jesus.
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ancient meme about this that turned out to be a prophecy <3
In Riverdale hand-to-hand combat represents gay sex but so do musical numbers. This is why they acted like Cheryl caught Toni cheating on her when she showed up at the speakeasy and saw her doing karaoke with Veronica
#CONSENSUS?! battles were fought on this ground! intellectual battles of wit between philosophers. but battles nonetheless#rvd no exit comes up and the two wolves inside me fight over whether to bring up cabaret the movie or leonardo dicaprio's oscar first#we CAN all always agree on the fundamentals though. archie lgbt
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In Riverdale hand-to-hand combat represents gay sex but so do musical numbers. This is why they acted like Cheryl caught Toni cheating on her when she showed up at the speakeasy and saw her doing karaoke with Veronica
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when kevin brushes his tongue, does he gag?
FOX FOREST CRUISE KING KEVIN THE ORIGINAL BACKSTREET BOY ACCUSED OF GAGGING ON A TONGUE SCRAPER??!?? our gay kevin?????????
log off!!!!
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RIVERDALE REWATCH: Season 1, Episode 1 - "the river's edge" → Betty Cooper & Veronica Lodge
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*drinking from the same vial of poison as you* waow...an indirect kiss...
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happy pride archie
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there are only 3 character types you can be on riverdale : an archie a betty or a veronica. and jughead is a veronica
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