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bro got the dash toothpaste

His name is Shit Head and he eats glue every day.

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i can make orange rhyme with banana

Bornana

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Lex Luthor drains The Light's bank account

THE LIGHTS BASE

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June 8, 23:30

Vandal Savage: What the hell, what happened to my 100k?

Queen Bee: Uhh, I don't know, maybe Luthor did something.

Klairon: Yeah, he spends every single penny on his useless inventions that could be made with magic for free.

Ultra-Humanite: ALRIGHT WHY ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT ME, IM A MONKEY AND ALL BUT I DON'T EVEN EAT BANANAS

Lex Luthor: Alright fine I spent it on Genshin Impact, but refresh your Paypal, I already gave it back.

Vandal Savage: Yeah, you did, but...

Deathstroke: But what? my gun is always ready to fire and all...

Vandal Savage: No, don't kill him, he manages our expenses and all. BUT we gotta cure him of the Genshin Impact.

Lex Luthor: What the hell does that mean?

Vandal Savage: We gotta make you forget the game.

Lex Luthor: Dont, or else I will stop funding you.

Vandal Savage: Remember, we have bombs on your Lexcorp building.

*Lex Luthor is silent*

Vandal Savage: Also, I know just the perfect guy, or I'd say gal. Any of you remember Black Manta?

Deathstroke: So you're planning to control Miss Martian? That would be like essentially bombing this base right here, right now.

Vandal Savage: Don't worry, I have a plan with some magic.

New York City

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June 9, 4:20

Miss Martian: Vandal! You will not hurt ANYONE as long as I am here.

Vandal Savage: po dna elam amgis yrev si tnassap ne osla ssehc ni eceip tseb eht si koonk eht (this is backwards language, aka zattana's spell language btw)

Miss Martian: What is your order, Master?

Vandal Savage: Come with me.

THE LIGHTS BASE

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June 9, 9:10

Lex Luthor: WHAT THE HELL VANDAL I JUST WOKE UP AND OH MY GOD IS THAT MISS MARTIAN DON;T WORRY IM CALLING MERCY

Vandal Savage: No, she's under my control. Miss Martian, you have 24 hours to make Lex Luthor forget Genshin Impact.

Miss Martian: Alright.

*she enters Lex Luthor's mind*

Miss Martian: There you go, the genshin part, just have to destroy it and all.

*she does that and leaves instantly*

Lex Luthor: Oh my god, who installed this genshin impact thing on my phone?

Klairon: get pranked baldy

Lex Luthor: That's impressive, you somehow managed to crack my 420 digit password.

Klairon: magic and all lmao

Vandal Savage: I think I can keep Martian with me for a while. but THANK GOD that he was actually cured in 10 minutes.

Miss Martian: Actually, I just wanted to see how this was going. I faked being controlled, and when you told me that you want to cure Luthor of Genshin Impact, I just did because according to my friends, it is very morally correct. Or based. Now, I'll leave. Bye, Luthor.

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gpt blog post simulator

Hey everyone!

Today I'm excited to share with you a unique and delicious recipe I recently made - Mountain Dew Uranium Float! This float is guaranteed to make your taste buds explode with flavor. It's the perfect combination of sweet, fizzy, and crunchy.

To make this float, you'll need just a few simple ingredients. First, mix together two cups of Mountain Dew and 1/4 teaspoon of uranium in a medium bowl. Then, take a shallow bowl and add 1/2 cup of crushed Doritos. Dip the rim of two glasses in the Mountain Dew mixture, then dip the rim of each glass in the crushed Doritos. Place two scoops of your favorite ice cream in each glass, then pour the Mountain Dew mixture over the ice cream. Serve immediately and enjoy!

I hope you'll give this recipe a try and let me know what you think! Don't forget to tag me in your photos on social media if you do.

Happy cooking!

-Sarah

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jesse, we need to breed

jesse: what? i aint gay yo

walt: i meant in msm

jesse: oh, then lets log in yo

(they wait on a logging into facebook loading screen for an hour)

walt: fuck it let's just play dof

(they breed deedge)

walt: jesse, we need to upgrade our castle

jesse: no can do yo, i spent all of my diamonds yo

walt: JESSE, THE REST OF THE GEMS, WHERE DID IT GO

jesse: well you see i traded it for this cool adopt me pet called an ancient dragon yo

walt: jesse, are you gay or something?

jesse: yo, maybe yo. i use e giant yo

walt: JESSE!!!!! I AM THE ONE WHO BREEDS, YOU WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, I AM NOT IN DANGER JESSE, I AM THE DANGER

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badFINGER - baby blue

guess i got what i deserve

kept you waiting too long there my love

allat time, without a word

do you really think that id' forget