and I grew tired of the scene
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if only someone would just ask..
doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.
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“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
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me listening to a good song: this is really nice i wish my fav would cover this. #myfave
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i woke up and i was trying to kill you
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famous prophets (stars) is legit making me sweat
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car seat headrest needs to be more popular, how does someone come up with “if heaven is full of people then it would be exactly the same as earth” at like eighteen and no one knows about it
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it’s so funny when people cry to a song you like cuz everybody else is crying their eyes out and im out here like the dance scene at the end of fantastic mr fox
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romeo and juliet are so twin fantasy coded lowkey but like if they were both faggots
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it
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painting your nails is just. admiring your left hand and fuming at your putrid right
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put him in the trumpet and play it so he flies away
why do i sound betyer on trumpet right now than saxophone. no? nooo??? nono this isnt. universe is shifting
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"should you even be smoking that shit?" (the answer is no)
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