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Ares: What goes up but never comes down?

Athena: The amount of stress your bringing this family.

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Harmonia: my husband is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?

Iasion: punch him in the stomach then when he leans over in pain, kiss him.

Emathion: kick him in the shin.

Dardanus: dump him.

Cadmus: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! Just ask me to lean down.