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Commisions are open yall!

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Just started a revolution in D&D as a bard partnered with an alcoholic artificer, feeling good

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Things my D&D team has said ✨️out of context✨️:

"Stabby stabby b!tch"

"Loot the dead b!tches bodaay!"

"I forgot about the wheel"

"A few seconds later-" *interrupted* "Spontaneous combustion"

"You were eyeing up my snakes don't you deny it!"

"Is 20 enough?"

"AAAEEEUUUGH"

"You kill my snake I'm going to b!tch slap you"

"I've trained my babies well"

"What's his name?" *panicked pause from DM* "Uh, f*ck"

"HA orphan"

"Big boy mafia"

"Someone stop breathing in their microphone, you sound like an old person on life support"

"He doesn't deserve redemption"

"I really want to swear right now"

"He's going to be very easy to manipulate"

"Oh no you're gonna kill yer dad" *Definitely sounding concerned*

"Bango Jango"

"Well yeah, he shot me dog"

"If you don't get the approval, we'll just stab him"

"Sell the child"

"He's like Mr Crabs...but worse"

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[During ice breaker for new cadets]

Cadet: "And I once rode my bike down the stairs when I was younger"

Corporal: [Nodding] "mhm, brain cells."

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[Same cadet]

Cadet: "And I used to like drinking sea water"

CI: "Are you sure you're not a puddle pirate?" (Sea cadet)

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pop-tart light-switch & outlet covers by Zen Creations

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David Tennant, who has brought down two prime ministers so far,

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Quotes by my DM in D&D ✨️out of context✨️:

"Please don't shove the coins up your ass. You'll need them"

"The barkeep is a yuan-ti" (snake person, edited to be friendly) "he greets you warmly he says his name is-" *pause for panicked thinking* " uh...Monty"

"Why are you killing the child?"

"F*cking small d*icked man with a flute over here" (Aimed at the bard)

"Stop seducing the door. It's a door" (Also directed to the bard)

*Maliciously rolls while we're talking about tactics. We all ask what is he doing* "Don't worry about it" *Looks at us deadpan* "Perception check"

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a few behind the scenes images from fallout (2024)

source from literally everywhere

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"My sincerest apologies for marching you into a car. At least it isn't moving" ~ my cadet corporal during drill

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NEED HELP WRITING? (a masterlist)

I have likely not added many that I've reblogged to this list. Please feel free to roam my blog and/or ask/message me to add something you'd like to see on this list!

Synonym Lists

Look by @writers-potion

Descriptors

Voices by @saraswritingtipps

Show, Don't Tell by @lyralit

Tips & Tricks

5 Tips for Creating Intimidating Antagonists by @writingwithfolklore

How To (Realistically) Make a Habit of Writing by @byoldervine

Let's Talk About Misdirection by @deception-united

Tips to Improve Character Voice by @tanaor

Stephen King's Top 20 Rules for Writers posted by @toocoolformedschool

Fun Things to Add to a Fight Scene (Hand to Hand Edition) by @illarian-rambling

Questions I Ask My Beta Readers by @burntoutdaydreamer

Skip Google for Research by @s-n-arly

Breaking Writing Rules Right: Don't Write Direct Dialogue by @septemberercfawkes

Databases/Resources

International Clothing

Advice/Uplifting

Too Ashamed of Writing To Write by @writingquestionsanswered

"Said" is Beautiful by @blue-eyed-author

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Happy pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Sorry about not posting for so long! Been dealing with just general health and mental health stuff, but I really didn’t want to miss doing my annual toothless pride posts so here it is :)

Might not be posting as frequently as I used to here but there’ll probably be some scattered art here and there when I feel like making some

The flags in order from top to bottom: Rainbow, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Pansexual, Trans, Non Binary, Asexual, Aromantic, Genderfluid

I’ve also added all of these to my redbubble as prints and such, you can find them in the toothless pride collection there :)

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Gorlic bread 🧄

food for the warriors

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Tortle

Turtleforce 141 as requested over on twitter 🥰

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what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

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Alright everybody