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NEW NAME, WHO DIS?!?!?!

Randomized Rarepairs: Volume 1 - A compilation of shorter fics of randomly selected pairings - Posts every Monday Morning after that (PST)

TODAY IS GOT A FIRE CLEO/CUB ENEMIES *AND* LOVERS ONE-SHOT! CHECK IT OUT YALL!!

NEW FIC DROP

Rarepair One-shot Collection: Volume 1 - A compilation of shorter fics of randomly selected pairings - First Chapter drops 6/9/25, posts every Monday Morning after that (PST)

SHE'S OUT AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!! CHECK HER OUT HERE!!! <3

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I have to reblog this. Not only for the EXCELLENT read on the Dogwarts dynamic, but also for my own nefarious purposes later (/j)

I know Dogwarts is often seen as a super loyal and unified group in fanon, but from a recent rewatch of Third Life, this is honestly my read on Dogwarts as a group.

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BE ANNOYING AND WEIRD PLEASE!!! I NEED SOCIAL INTERACTION! I'LL TAKE ANYTHING!!!

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

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WHO'S READY FOR CHAPTER 2?!?!?!

I hope y'all like your hangovers with a side of angst and fluff <3

NEW FIC DROPPED

What Happens in Sin City... By WatcherForge

Anyone wanna see drunk Impulse and Skizz make stupid mistakes? I know you do. I'm here to provide <3

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Another Banger. Another banger by Jellyfrog.

I guess I have to make every request myself /j

Idk if you ever watched Martyn's Rats smp first season, but Mratyn's Ratsune Miku... I think that would be fun to draw :D

I have infact seen season one of Rats ‼️

What a BANGER of a series, bold of you to assume I'd miss any martyn content 🤨

here he is! (with some artistic liberties taken.)

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I need more rats in my life. Y'all better give JeiiyFrog more rats to draw!!!

An update on the rat wall incase anyone wanted a full image of what I wake up to every morning.

Includes currently;

1 Ratdubs (Bdubs)

1 Ratdog (Rendog)

1 Solidaraty (Jimmy Solidarity)

1 Scrat (GoodTimesWithScar)

1 BigRat (BigB)

1 Zedrat (Zedaph)

1 Tangrat (Tango)

1 Rattho (Ethoslab)

1 LDshadowrat (LDshadowlady)

1 Ratbo (MumboJumbo)

1 Smallish Rat (Smallishbeans)

2 Grat's (Grian)

2 Mratyns (Inthelittlewood)

Various shapes as rats

A sheep

Eefo

And many more to come!

My asks are always open, as stated previously!

I'll do rats from any fandom that's related to the life series crew, hermits, queercoded / queer media, because if it's any of those; I'm probably in the fandom anyway!

If I'm not; I'll do my best!

If you do send a rat request; expect a response within 1-16 business days depending on my schedule! I'm often pretty quick though I like to think.

Your wish is my command.

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AHHHHHHH THANK YOU JEIIYFROGGGGGGGGG!!!! <3 Look at these boysssssss. I love those secret soulmates so so so much.

I think I would die from cuteness overload if you did a Bigb and Grian rat combo :D

(Ps, your Tangrat/Ratgo has the cuteness aggression on LOCK for me. Cannot get enough of him <3)

Your wish is my command, dear fridge ‼️

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I just spent the last few hours clicking through every link in the DBHC (Detroit Become HermitCraft) master post... To say I'm now obsessed with this AU would be THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF A LIFETIME :D

1. edamame — bbno$, Rich Brian

Oh, how the turn tables…

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She's here! Posted and ready to enjoy <3

Scar/Bigb meet-cute :D

(Also, the name has been changed to "Randomized Rarepairs: Volume 1")

NEW FIC DROP

Rarepair One-shot Collection: Volume 1 - A compilation of shorter fics of randomly selected pairings - First Chapter drops 6/9/25, posts every Monday Morning after that (PST)

SHE'S OUT AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!! CHECK HER OUT HERE!!! <3

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This is the exact audio that inspired my fic "In Training" and it makes me laugh every single time!

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I'm so bad at hyping up my own fics before they drop....

NEW CHAPTER OUT TOMORROW! WHO WANTS SOME SCAR/BIGB IN THEIR LIVES?!

(Also, the name has been changed to "Randomized Rarepairs: Volume 1")

NEW FIC DROP

Rarepair One-shot Collection: Volume 1 - A compilation of shorter fics of randomly selected pairings - First Chapter drops 6/9/25, posts every Monday Morning after that (PST)

SHE'S OUT AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!! CHECK HER OUT HERE!!! <3

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okay but for the new series bigb n Jimmy team up (pleeaaasseee I'm begging) Evo duo that manages to get to the end n they have to choose which one of them will die

Jimmy choosing to die to let bigb win n have his canary curse replaced by a phoenix (not out first, no warnings but the promise of new life for the lifers (aka a new season) while simultaneously saying fuck u to the watchers)

bigb winning a life series (as he should so that he can be like acknowledged and I'm not saying that his (MIS)characterisation/ppl ignoring him in the fandom is due to some form of internalised racism but.....) and forcing the watchers to witness the series ending as a show of friendship and victory and celebration, not tragedy

just bigb and Jimmy pleaseeeee

- duck anon

PLEEAAASDE I WANT A BIGB AND JIMMY TEAM UP SO MUCH WWWAAAAAAAAAHHH. They have so much chemistry and they are so silly together and I want to see it so much. GRRRAAAHAAA. A bigb win would fulfill me just as much honestly, Jimmy win would fill me with so much joy and a bigb win would be equally as cool... sighs.... that would be wonderful <3

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NEW FIC DROPPED

What Happens in Sin City... By WatcherForge

Anyone wanna see drunk Impulse and Skizz make stupid mistakes? I know you do. I'm here to provide <3

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If I had a nickel for every time Tango got murdered by his allies and immediately told by literally all his friends that it's not a big deal and he has to forgive them and be totally okay with it by people who are not even remotely sorry I'd have a shocking amount of nickels. Tango is one of those lifers I think deserve to tear the world apart as a treat (the other person on this list is lizzie).

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Listennnnnnnnn, There's a reason I keep up so dilligently with Mumbo, and there's a reason I love Ren's Life Series POV's... No I will not explain myself.

What your favorite Hermit says about you! (In the style of Blake Jennings)

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN AND JEST. NONE OF THESE ARE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Also all of these are based mostly on vibes and minimally on research. If you wanna check out the guy whose videos inspired this post, you can click here.

WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, ONTO THE SHAMING!

BdoubleO100: Chronic scratcher. You've never thrown a proper punch in your life but my god you've turned multiple people's arms into segmented paper after they looked at you funny.

Cubfan135: It's low-hanging fruit to say you're the most neurodivergent person in any room you enter. It's high-hanging fruit to say you're the neurodivergent who spends uncomfortable amounts of time in games like The Sims or People Playground perfecting your handmade torture chambers and killing machines.

DocM77: Horny jail. Your W.I.Ps would get you flogged by a priest in the town square, and there's a non-zero chance you'd actually be into that.

Ethoslab: A majority of the time, you're relatively normal passing. But the times you aren't you are a magnitude 10 quirkquake. This is both an insult and a compliment.

Falsesymmetry: Ah, perfectionists. You poor lot are masters at getting stuck in the "wanting things to be perfect vs knowing you don't have enough skill to make it perfect" loop which leads you into doing nothing and then developing depression.

Geminitay: Out of every hermit fanbase, Gem mains are the ones I believe most when they say they'd kill and die for their hermit. Like everyone else you can just go "haha funny! I am also a fan of hyperbolic humour" but with Gemboys you're not quite sure if bestie is joking or admitting to premeditated assault.

Grian: I get the feeling that you are the type of person who, when asked what you want to eat, will say "I'm fine with anything!" but you'll get genuinely frustrated if they pick something you didn't want.

GoodtimeswithScar: You guys are the embodiment of the bed of nails vs one nail phenomenon. The most traumatic thing could happen to you and you're like "eh" but if a stranger called you mid you would start sobbing.

Hypnotizd: WHERE ARE YOU?! What kind of dark, hidden discord servers do you people hide in??? Hypno mains are like the goddamn Higgs-Boson, finding evidence of one existing in public is damn near impossible but you MUST EXIST or there would be a fundamental error in the fabric of the universe. I can't even poke fun at you because I CANNOT FIND YOU.

iJevin: I'm guessing Vulture Culture is very important to you. If it's not, it's only a matter of time until it will be.

ImpulseSV: You, like him, are a cavalcade of undiagnosed mental disorders that you don't feel like getting treated. Really, the only difference between you and him is the fact that you are a lesbian.

Joe Hills: Your right-wing older relatives call you a woke leftist and your cousins call you a weirdo. What no one will call you is a maladaptive daydreamer because you've at least got the sense to keep that to yourself at family reunions.

Keralis: *sigh* Daddy kink. And that's all the descriptive words you deserve because you are neither slick nor subtle with it.

MumboJumbo: He is babygirl. You want to be babygirl. You are not babygirl. You're sitting on your throne of bones and this man is the bunny you pet while you watch the heroes lose to you in children's card games.

PearlescentMoon: Hello art kids! Specifically, art kids who could not have a normal student-teacher relationship with art teachers. There was at least one art teacher in your life who either adored you or hated your guts and which one you got completely depended on how neurodivergent YOU were and how neurodivergent THEY were. (This includes all forms of art)

Rendog: People who are most likely to be turned into bangmaids by their boyfriend/girlfriend. Look, it's completely okay that you like your partners a little bit cringe and pathetic and dumb, but remember that weaponized incompetence is not sexy!

Skizzleman: You have daddy issues, or you have intimacy issues. You could even have both. Whatever you have, you NEED to seek therapy because he cannot fix you.

Smallishbeans (Joel): You're the type of person who's kinda obsessed with the idea of biting people as a show of affection. Which is unfortunate because associating that behavior with a brunette British man historically hasn't ended well.

TangoTek: Oh my god, PICK A STRUGGLE. Are you addicted to having 500 problems at once and 65% of them are self-inflicted? I can't think of any other reason you'd do these things to yourself because it's not like you ENJOY this, you meet every single battle with the disposition of a SOAKED CAT.

VintageBeef: I know you'd lose ALL self-respect if you met a man (or woman) like Beef in a bar or club. Like, biblical levels of self-disrespect. You'd lose all morals, all convictions, everything you've ever known about the world and yourself, just for a chance. I don't know if it's admirable or really, really sad.

Welsknight: Oof, how's that religious trauma treating you? If you were brought up in a non-religious environment, swap this out with that emptiness you feel when you realize you will never be able to truly convince yourself to believe in any faith, even if you want to.

xBCrafted: Hey diva, how's your mid-to-late 20s going? Still having a crisis over being able to drink fewer and fewer glasses of wine without feeling like death in the morning? Oh, you're not in your mid-to-late 20s? Damn, you've probably been called an old soul your entire life, and I'm not sure you've realized yet that it's not a good thing.

Xisumavoid: It's hard to pick on you guys because you already have it hard enough, so let me give you some advice instead. DO NOT DATE THAT TRADWIFE/TATER TOT YOU'RE CHECKING OUT. I know the temptation is there but YOU CANNOT FIX THEM. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.

Zedaph: You could not explain your gender identity to your cishet family members if you tried. Honestly, you couldn't explain it to your fellow gays either. You have ascended to gender beyond most people's imagination.

ZombieCleo: You have a thing for authority, don't you? You want nothing more than for a person higher up the food chain to tell you straight up what to do at all times so you don't have to navigate the minefield that is small talk with people you don't know.

And that's all of them! Thank you for reading through this project of mine! If the comment under your favorite hermit doesn't fit you, feel free to write your own in the tags or something. Or yell at me for being stupid and dumb and bad and knowing nothing about you. We love free will and attention here at the Eluminium Tumblr blog.

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Love every single one even if I don't reply

(Ignore that "old" for me is "finished last month")

hi, sorry, I just wanted to ask, and this is prolly going to sound super dumb, are authors chill with people commenting on their old fanfics and stuff?

just want to make sure that I'm not inadvertently being annoying

I believe I speak for most authors when I say they’ll never be annoyed by any positive comments from their readers

authors, reblog if you love receiving new comments on your old works

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Y'all I almost had a mental break down while trying to figure out how to turn Double Take into a series. WHEN I TELL YOU WE WERE THIS CLOSE-

But i figured it out, so it's all good now <3