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Steven Yeun for The Glass Magazine (2017)

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Today is the only day you can repost this

On this day exactly 12 years ago, Gravity Falls premiered on television.

Happy 12th anniversary to one of the greatest cartoons of all time! 🎉🥳❤️

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fanfic writers what font do you write in

i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever

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in the future, we have computers that are basically super effective counting machines, and the counting gets so complex we can use them to communicate and display images and play music. some people make music entirely on a computer. there are these things called vocaloids, which are computerized voices that you can make sing whatever you want, and the companies that make them like to create characters to go along with each voice. this one is named miku. it's a Japanese name. yeah the Japanese will open the country back up eventually. now, we also have these undergarments called binders. they minimize the appearance of breasts and some people find that nice for gender purposes. yeah we've written a lot about the sociological concept of gender since your time. women can vote now too, it's crazy. now stay with me. there's this street in New York city called Broadway that has a ton of theaters on it and it's famous for really big musicals. and one musical is about you and your buddies rapping together. well rap is a type of music black people will invent after we make it illegal to own them. yeah sorry not sorry about that. anyway that's you

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blocked. and i hope you're never alone in your kitchen

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her name is sabrina carpenter and she doesn’t even have one song about woodworking only men men men sex men get a grip girl and get into the beautiful and ancient art of shaping wood

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thinking abt changing my username againnn

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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY

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what taylor swift song is prev?

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Idk who needs to hear this but bisexuality includes trans people. Not "it can" include trans people or it "sometimes" includes trans people. It does. It always has. Any bisexual who says there's doesn't is just a transphobe and doesn't fucking represent what we're about.

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jess mariano in my call of duty???

oh please this is the weirdest crossover i’ve ever had in my life of two childhood fandoms

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if you can and want to, go to college when you’re 30. move out at 40. learn to drive at 50. life is short but it is also so long. it’s not too late to do new things.

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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Happy Pride Month