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Worst Harry Potter Characters

1. Umbitch

2. Voldymoldy

3. Snivellous

4. Wormy

5. Dumblebumble

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Sirius: If I run and jump at James, he'll almost definitely catch me.

Sirius: *Runs towards James*

James: SIRIUS, NO. I'M HOLDING COFFEE!

James: *Drops coffee and catches Sirius*

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honestly feel like James would probably stop and give him a hug

*While Running Away From Death Eaters*

Sirius: Hey James?

James: Yeah bro?

Sirius: Can you give me a hug?

James: …A LITTLE BUSY RIGHT NOW

Sirius: That’s exactly what my dad used to say

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James: I love you

James: You complete me

James: I can't imagine life without you

Lily: *tears up* aww James I love you too

James: What? I was talking to Sirius

Lily:

James:

Lily: we're done

definitely happened at some point

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sirius: bro wanna murder snape

james: hahaha yes bro

[later]

james: wait i didn't think you MEANT IT

this is EXACTLY what happened for sure

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Sirius: Did you know that atoms don't touch each other? And since we are made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives?

Dumbledore:

Sirius: So, to answer your question, no, I did not punch Snape

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mother hen james ahhhh yes

James: You think I enjoy being a mother hen to this family?!

Remus:

Sirius:

Lily:

James:

James: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.

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James: Sirius, what if we don’t care about our partners as much as we care about each other?

Sirius: No, we’ll just care about them in a different way.

James: what different way?

Sirius: less.

Remus & Lily: we’re right here

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oh my god 

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I feel like when James and Sirius reunited this happened and then they just burst into tears and hugged till they fell to the ground. Oh lawd i’m crying now.

Sirius fell behind the veil; but before his body hit the ground, a set of strong and familiar hands caught him.  

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thank god I needed this

Sometimes i feel sad, but then I remember that Jily smut is canon.

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Immune to Sleakeazy’s

I read a fanfic once where James is immune to Sleakeazy’s because Fleamont (his dad and the inventor of Sleakeazy’s which is where the Potter fortune comes from) was experimenting with a product and had it in his hair when he and Euphemia got busy.

So it turns out that because James was conceived while Fleamont had Sleakeazy’s in his hair, James basically became immune to it. So after birth, no matter how much Sleakeazy’s James used, his hair remained a complete, uncontrollable, raging mess. And when Harry was born, this immunity was passed on.

So basically, every single Potter ever that was born after this had relentless, uncontrollable, messy hair - all because Fleamont Potter couldn’t keep it in his pants. 

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definitely see this happening (wolfstarbuck!)

Sirius, drunk: James, if you weren’t straight I would have kissed you the moment I met you.

James: What?

Remus, also drunk: No, no, he’s got a point.

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why do i have a feeling James and Sirius used all their family's money to buy Remus the entire brownie industry the next full moon

James: So since you have a ‘time of the month’, does that mean you get random cravings too?

Peter: Prongs!

James: What?! It’s a valid question!

Sirius: Please, don’t get him—

Remus: Other than the sweet release of death? No, not really.

James:

Peter:

Sirius:

Remus: Oh, and sometimes brownies

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definitely canon

Lily: How do James and Sirius usually get out of these messes?

Remus: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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Sirius: Guys, I have something to say. I’m-

James: An idiot?

Peter: A lazy dumbass?

Remus: A danger to yourself and society?

Sirius: Well, I was going to say that I was gay, but yeah

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probably the most accurate canon drawing i’ve seen 

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