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Me, never posting pictures of myself anywhere and generally putting off weird vibes
Also me: man I wish people would send me messages like that

Modern romance isn’t dead.
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The fuck school are you going to? Victorian Values High?
Ankle length skirts
From September, my school is enforcing ankle length skirts onto all females
What
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So like Jiraiya? Doctor Who Sage Mode?

The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.
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Always happy to chat, fr 🤷
Tell me about the band you like, talk to me about the state of the world, gush about your favorite character. Happy to listen
reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!
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Grandfathered in by a gay couple I lived with for a few years. "Honorary gay"
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
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This gives me PB/Marceline vibes
“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”
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This.. is actually super valid, weird..
For how militaristic US culture is, it is globally anomalous how there wasn't already military parades
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Where would I post personal writing projects that aren't about any specific fic? Like, I have short stories I'd love to post but AO3 seems to only want fanfic stories...
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Ooo smells good, whatcha cooking?
Rubbing salt, garlic, and onion into the wound.
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Can't have you being too comfortable
#it is hell after all
A drag prince once told me "We're not here to impress, we're here to create" but the only thing I'm creating is fans.
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Satan-offical onlyfans confirmed
A drag prince once told me "We're not here to impress, we're here to create" but the only thing I'm creating is fans.
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Let's reform the tumblr communist party, but call it the reformation party
let's start a tumblr communist party
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Art challenge with @sushensei
What pokemon types is this giving? I know what it was SUPPOSED to be, curious what it's giving though. Is Madmonko a pokemon enough name? Hmmmm.
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