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Damn straight it's awesome!

Please tell all your friends, we really need the business these days.

PR for this company is a pain.

Discount on W train! awesome!

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Happy pride month~ To celebrate, we're offering a 15% discount on WARP train monthly passes! A whole month of 10-second transit for cheap!!

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You think they'd let me on cleanup if I begged hard enough or do you think management is still salty at me?

Yaknow, I kinda miss the folks over at L Corp. Work was more fun, too.

The phone's ringing is way more annoying than the warning sirens ever were.

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Yaknow, I kinda miss the folks over at L Corp. Work was more fun, too.

The phone's ringing is way more annoying than the warning sirens ever were.

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Please stop calling about the rumors. They're just rumors ffs like do you believe everything you hear on the radio?

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I'd kill someone for a pizza right about now... Ugh.

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Whyyy does cleaning take so long? The trip is only 10 seconds how dirty can it get

Good question, I'll go ask my manager.

Please hold~.

....

Hey boss, I've got a Curious George on line 4. Yeah, I'll keep 'em on the line for you.

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Hey uh.

If you find out what they meant

Let me know??

My hungry ass could never be a WARP corp worker

are you

are you gonna eat the trains

what does this mean

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You'd think people would be happy with a 10 second trip but noooo, someone's train got delayed by 30 minutes due to a cleanup mishap and they wouldn't stop calling to yell at me.

It's not like we have infinite trains, asshole.

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OOC but I just really think it's funny to have a totally feral little creature of a person have to do the customer service voice all day.

That's it, that's the basis of this shit post of a blog. They can't leave, customer service only. Feel my pain, creature..

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About the Representative

Name : W Corp Representative (Yuan)

Age : Unknown (appears to be late 20s / early 30s?)

Pronouns : They/them

Occupation : W Corp Customer Service

Bio : A resident of district 23 who claims to have survived the collapse of the local L Corp facility. While unverifiable, given the state they were found in on one of our WARP trains there may be some basis to these claims.

(OOC Disclaimer : although the service rep and blog author share the same name, they are not the same individual. One is a fictional character & the other is a real person. Their views and behaviors do not overlap.)

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Aaahh I forgot to turn on the phone!

I'm going to get so fired if they find out--

Jk~ it won't even seem like I've missed a minute of calls from this place. (╥﹏╥)

(Ask box now open!)

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"Actually, if we're being factual it's more than... Uh.

Confidential. Very confidential!"

Though this particular service rep would be fine if you wanted to take our a few annoying cleanup crew members. Pretty please.

"If I have a nickel for every single time a Warp Train gets hijacked by a bloodfiend, I'd have 3 nickels. Which is not much, but it is weird it happened thrice."

No one was spared from the bloodbath.

No one.

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I can't believe this is the job I took after surviving that hell lol

Oh... Hello there! Yes sir, we're running a Buy Two get One Free on economy class tickets until the end of the week!

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If we go under, I won't be able to afford the painkillers for my back!

Actually... If we go under... I'll be stuck in this office!!??

Please please pretty please book a WARP train for your next vacation! For my sake. (╥﹏╥)

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Would those 22% change their mind with a 15% off ticket? Please?

We're financially struggling.

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Worry not, strange dreams are a semi-common side effect from taking a WARP train.

Please contact the number below for sleep support amnestics, for an additional fee.

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