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"Eh, apparently your professional image crumbles at the mention of Azul's bisexual hands."

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"That's fair. But I'm sure I could work it out if it meant sittin' to the left of my goldfishie." Riddle cleared his throat. "Right. The guest of honor sits right of the queen." "Did you just...guest-of-honor-zone me?"

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"To whom it may concern: If I have collapsed from heat exhaustion, please call my boss and call her a c**t."

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And then he found out that it wasn't Wei Ying. It was his angry lady dog. The purple grape.

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...and if it wasn't for the massive problem of no-thoughts-in-brain whenever Wei Ying was around, Lan Zhan was sure he would have found a solution by now.

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"I see how it is. See if I kiss Jiang Wanyin the next time he turns into a frog!"

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"He's an extremely small frog with the buttocks of a tiny person. It's...mildly disturbing, and very undignified, and your brother is a man of considerable dignity. You should put a little robe on him and give him a tiny sword. Perhaps a very small guan. At the very least, some pants."

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"Shut up! You don't get to have an opinion when you're tiny and naked! Jiejie, A-Cheng bit me!" "A-Xian, be patient with your brother, please; it's hard to be tiny and naked."

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Cyno bursts in through the window of Alhaitham's house and into the living room. His entry is followed separately just seconds later by Collei, Tighnari, and Dehya, who use the front entrance, perhaps because they are normal people who understand and appreciate the function of doors.

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The end of the week hits Riddle with all the subtlety of the underage drinking at a Scarabian rager, which is to say, none.

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"Hands are getting pretty close to the equator, kid's gotta die."

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"Well, looks like some lucky little thing gets to go to dinner with this sexy beast!" "You can't bring your imaginary friend."

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"WHO THE HELL IS GONNA BUY A SNOW CONE FROM A SENIOR CITIZEN DRESSED LIKE A SLUTTY COWBOY?!"

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He was so nice sometimes too, too bad he had an incurable disease where every time he opened his mouth everything nice would come out mean and evil sounding.

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Naomi squealed in delight as she started adding more pins to her sskk wedding board on Pinterest.

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His brain had promptly pulled a Windows '97 shutdown on him and left the server.

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"He wants me dead." "Ooh, kinky."