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[weaselle]

sorry he just gets overstimulated at the god park

Your god just bit me

[weaselle]

well now you know if you'll be coming or going i guess

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[weaselle]

a million years from now

maybe there are still penguins

but after doing what whales did to themselves.

Enormous megafauna penguins, diving the depths;

it wouldn't even be the weirdest thing this planet has seen

[weaselle]

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

[weaselle]

and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"

what then

[weaselle]

A bull but not just any bull it's the A bull

[weaselle]

some birds see water and just go "wow, that's some really thick air. for flying in"

American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus)

[weaselle]

lets be slinkies with mama

[weaselle]

The American consumer doesn’t actually want trucks and cars that are huge enough that you can’t see a six foot tall person over the hood. They make vehicles that big now to avoid environmental regulations related to engine efficiency

[weaselle]

see this is why i love his content 10/10

[weaselle]

okay so it's only earning about half of the minimum i need it to be grossing each month so far and that's stressful, but there are already some things I am loving about working for myself.

But the most important one. Is this one:

I Decide every minute of my schedule. And that reality is FINALLY starting to sink in the way i hoped it would, and i really like it.

For a long time it was super daunting, and honestly pretty hard to force myself to really be "on the clock" for myself.

But i'm finally just starting to feel the full power of what that really means, that I Decide every minute of what i do.

Because that's the real dream. See, i tell people it's an entrepreneurial spirit or whatever, but the truth is simply that my time on this earth is ultimately tiny and meaningless... and that is exactly why i should be allowed to be in charge of it, actually.

And now I'm starting to be able to do things. Not just make lists but actually do the things on them. And, y'know, my executives aren't magically functioning perfectly, but ... it's amazing what a sense of agency can do for a person.

[weaselle]

[weaselle]

[weaselle]

Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

[weaselle]

the way generations work you can get recipes (or stories) from the beginnings of humanity itself without it having to be replicated too many times

How many of us learn cooking or stories from our grandparents? lots, of us, right? cooking with grandma? Well, if grandparents are doing the teaching of the recipes (or the telling of the stories) then...

if you want a story or a recipe from 300 thousand years ago (around the time when homos first became sapiens) then you only need it to be repeated about 6 thousand times. That's it.

And sure, like, that's still kind of a lot of times, but it's wild that just 6k gets you back to when the first humans were human.

Like if you want a recipe (or story) from, say, the day somebody talked with the last neanderthal, you only need it to be repeated from grandparent to grandchild about 800 times.

I just, i think that is SO interesting

someone invents a recipe > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > (this continues indefinitely)

[weaselle]

(jigsaw voice) hello. you claim to be hungry and yet you have not eaten for the past nine hours. in front of you is a plate of food. you're not trapped in this room and there's no death timer or anything, however. the longer you don't eat the hungrier you will get. you will not stop being hungry until you eat. you don't even have to eat the plate of food in front of you, you can just eat whatever. please. anything. i'm begging you. good luck.