weirdgirljulia

[weirdgirljulia]

If I stab someone and they just turn around, knife still lodged there, with no blood in sight and they just ask me in a mildly annoyed voice if I *just hit* them I'd pass out too and shit my pants on the way down

Real

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being a girl with swirly glasses meeting another girl with swirly glasses and falling in love but the swirls on our glasses go in opposite directions so when our quivering lips finally meet in a kiss we are both obliterated without even ash remaining

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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its kinda funny how wirhout the context of undertale, sans in deltarune is just the guy who fucks your mom

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you Applied to 200 jobs and are still unemployed . hope u dont mind we Leak ur data. and no, we will Not be calling back

[weirdgirljulia]

dont really care about the video but im obsessed with the term friendslop. girl youre my friendslop :) we're friendslop :)

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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio

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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

[weirdgirljulia]

hello? anyone up? I'm work-shopping my cat fursona

[weirdgirljulia]

if you die in the game you die for reaslslies 😔

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[weirdgirljulia]

how did my waist get more snatched than a baby from a crib 🫣🏖

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We call them "Black woman kisses" here which... I don't wanna believe is inherently racist and may come from a sort of pride on ones own ethnicity which is a common motif across my region's art and even gastronomy... But I know I may be wrong

Chocolate-coated marshmallow treat: *exists*

Literally every country:

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You know that when a girl makes a post about being a girl you don’t have to reblog it with the “but what about men” version right? What is wrong with you? Do you hate women having things so much?

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Skyrim's graphics haven't aged one bit. Still beautiful in 2024.

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators