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#huntik#winx#huntrix#huntik secrets and seekers#trix#winx trix#winx stormy#winx darcy#winx icy#reblogging#oh lord I love this#btw#this movie is great#kpop demon hunters
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Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.
Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.
In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh
I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you
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look. look at this beautiful sword meme. i’m going to cry
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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you
"jesus christ" "who's that"
"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."
feel free to add more
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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How the hell did we do this???

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.


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Happy pride from Gdańsk everyone!!!!
Got geralt hidden by a flag 🥲
For non polish speakers:
The second photo says „I have two genders, one for men the other for monsters.”
The sixth photo is a pun because one of the words (pretty sure it’s kinda bad) for gay is „pedał” which is ya know, pedal in english so it’s basically saying „keep being gay”- I hope I explained it well enough
#pride month#poland#gdańsk#polbr#pride parade#knights#drag queen#my first event like this#it was fun but loud so I ak glad I took noise canceling headphones 😆
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This post reminded me about an incorrect quote I found some time ago for criminal minds and I planned to do this for Lazytown so here we go:
Sportacus: why am I not a banana?
Pixel: because your genetic code dictates that you are human (elf). However it should please you to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana.
Sportacus: wow, really? Thanks
Stephanie: are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?

Finally drew Robbie and Mr Meanswell came too
#lazytown#incorrect quotes#source of the quote: idk#pixel#stephanie meanswell#sportacus#not my art#i love it though#reblogging
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I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"
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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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Dante: *running towards Zhalia with open arms*
Zhalia: *moves out of the way*
Dante: Hey, why did you move???
Zhalia: I thought you were going to attack me
Dante: I was going to hug you!!!
Zhalia: Why would you hug me?
Dante: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???
#huntik#huntik secrets and seekers#tv shows#dante vale#zhalia moon#incorrect quotes#sb probably already did this#source: idk#zhalia has issues#dante is going to work on that#zhante#i love those two beautiful morons#yes they are morons#i don’t care what other fans think
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