Strange things found on Temu.This is NOT endorsed by or produced Temu, and no promotion of Temu or a given product should be inferred; I'm just sharing weird things that have come across my screen.I'm not providing links so you'll have to search for them yourself.You are welcome to send any goofy screencaps you've got!-Opinions on Temu's business ethics will be ignored-
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The shirt concept isn't weird, but the fact the print is superimposed unconvincingly and the kerning in "gr andma" mean that it belongs on this page.

ad i got on this beautiful webbed site godbless
oh no, the direct to facebook shirts have made it to tungle
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You've heard of buttercream, it's delicious, but what about buttcream? And not the buttcream you apply when things hurt, the stuff for when you want to have a Kardashian booty?

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T HE TREND OF MALE AND FEMALE COUPLES TO WEAR GOOD THINGS RECOMMENDED SHOPSTHINGS RECOMMENDED SHOPS
Dog The Bounty Hunter as Taylor Swift
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TURDUCK!!!
The image above is from a video of someone turning this around to show all sides so that's not an AI picture, even if the source material for the mold likely was an AI generation.
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Pretty sure it's not just California and Wisconsin you can't send this crustacean to but if you ever wanted a pet crayfish...
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Crazy Frog has upright hominid relatives.
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[flipping over to Walmart.com]

So a 4000% markup on Walmart store-brand mustard?
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What you apparently didn't see yesterday. Sorry 'bout other people's children and bots. ACTUAL dicks and pussies and boobs and fuck videos stampede through Tumblr like Niagra Falls yet an ad for a tube of lotion that doesn't show one succulent inch of dong trips this?
Appeal denied?! How about a slight cropping of this guy's hand in his drawers, with original caption added after?

"That's your hand, dude. QUICK, ROBIN! THE BAT-PEEN-LOTION!"
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Male chauvenist pig pants, several designs available.
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Cosplay as TITTYFACE.
Also, those are some interesting boobs you've got there...

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[Steam Cat Brush] 4 in 1 Rechargeable Cat Steam Brush | Anti-Static, Massage, Cleaning, Shedding & Combing All In One
Steam-clean your cat!
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This product will NOT make this result.
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Dr. Gregory House - "Manipulate, Mansplain, Malpractice" t-shirt.
But you can be sure it isn't lupus.
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You can walk around with a little dildo in your mouth, freshening your breath with essential oils.
#too many cocks spoil the breath - a;GRUMH...#sex toys on temu#temu#breath freshener#dainty phallic things
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Wake up, dear, a new Internet meme has dropped: Grumpy Frog.
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Ladies: Your paramour, lover, sidepiece, or FWB will giggle as he or she takes these off of you.
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