Strange things found on Temu.This is NOT endorsed by or produced Temu, and no promotion of Temu or a given product should be inferred; I'm just sharing weird things that have come across my screen.I'm not providing links so you'll have to search for them yourself.You are welcome to send any goofy screencaps you've got!-Opinions on Temu's business ethics will be ignored-
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An unglorious photo of a slingshot. They're honest about it!
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A trendy plaything, a cigarette lighter with a and vibrating design, a fun and quirky cigarette lighter that can talk, and a novel and creative gift.
#temu#sex toys on temu#lighter#that's a penis#cock that talk and lights your fire and does its magic dance
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Who needs to read sci-fi to get unique names when AI can generate them -- and Asian merchants can make customised trinkets of them?
Totally normal names that real humans would give their kids


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Proof that the Minecraft movie is making a cultural difference.
(Also seen: three "lava chicken"-related shirts.)
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I think it's awesome you can get typewriter ribbons on Temu, and have bought a few myself, but I saw this particular photo and wondered... huh?
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This is not how a FUPA works.
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Bite my plastic brick ass!
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"Bean."
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Excuse me, ma'am? That's not your size.
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Something to wear into Buck-ee's when travelling through Texas.
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I have found my socks.
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Gummies for your hoohah.
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Based on a true story: AI image of Judy Garland chuggin' liquor on the set of The Wizard of Oz (1939). You'd think the Good Witch wouldn't be egging her on, but she did wait until the end of the story to tell Dorothy she could have gone home at any time, so she did have that bit of sadism/sociopathia in her...
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I have no idea why severed Sasquatch toes are hot but...

...but there's an abundance of them.

But…why?
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Just what you want: your photo near some guy's junk, saying you licked it. Does make a breakup more amusing though. Or doing something weird like putting your crush's face or a celebrity's mug or a male friend's picture up in your sausage.
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And where are you going to put that pill to increase your happiness?
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A handcuff with "Love Is Forever" engraved on it.
Not shaming anyone's fun here, just saying the symbolism caught my attention.
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