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[weirdunclefreddy]

sorry for not touching this blog in a while---i’ll get to replies n’ asks soon, i promise ^^;

[weirdunclefreddy]

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replace one word of your url with bitch

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[weirdunclefreddy]

❤

[This was left on a dining room table.]

Translation:

NEW FRIENDS,

TODAY’S YOUR LUCKY DAY! (drawing of a party popper)

I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS, BUT I LEFT YOU A CAKE IN THE STORAGE ROOM. ->

DON’T TELL BABY. ;P

- FREDDY

[weirdunclefreddy]

...why not? ♥️

[This one got stuck to the ceiling somehow.]

Translation:

HI LARRY :D

WHY ARE YOUR EYES CROOKED? SORRY IF THIS SOUNDS RUDE BUT I ONLY JUST NOTICED.

I HAVE WACKY EYES, TOO, SO IT’S OKAY! :)

- FREDDY

[weirdunclefreddy]

❤️ ((-Jack-O-Chica-Official))

[Funtime Freddy runs in, leaves this in front of you, then scrambles back out.]

Translation:

HEY

DON’T FREAK OUT, BUT YOU’RE ACTUALLY ON FIRE!!

IF YOU HURRY, YOU CAN RINSE OFF BEFORE YOU DIE. :(

<- BATHROOM IS THAT WAY

[weirdunclefreddy]

tfw you don’t know what to call Sister Location’s setting so you just call it a house hgfDFGHdfdhfgh

[weirdunclefreddy]

>:V ❤️ Please?

[This note was taped to a wall, slightly crooked.]

[Underneath the first, this note was face-up on the floor.]

Translation:

Note 1:

TO MONSTER BUNNY GUY

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE >:(

Note 2:

Dear Neighbor,

Excuse the last letter. My friend gets nervous around people who are taller than him. Please do not be angry---we hold no grudges.

Best regards,

~ Bon Bon

[weirdunclefreddy]

❤

[You find this on the floor near the breaker room’s entrance.]

Translation, since this probably even harder to read than the last one:

HI (sloppy drawing of a balloon)

I’M LEAVING YOU A NOTE, ‘CUZ BON BON SAID I MIGHT SCARE YOU WITH MY VOICE. ANYWHO,

IT’S DARK, SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES SO YOU CAN SEE BETTER.

P.S. THEY LOOK GOOD, THOUGH! :)

- FREDDY

[weirdunclefreddy]

❤ (Couldn't resist it. X3)

[A sheet of paper was slid toward you. Whoever did it scurried away before you could see them.]

[You hear a distant cackle.]

Translation, if it’s too hard to read:

HI

I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT YOU LOOK REALLY FUN AND NICE

DO YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND??

[weirdunclefreddy]

Send ❤️ to receive a hand written letter from my muse!

[weirdunclefreddy]

weirdunclefreddy

Freddy stood up straight again, yet his knees trembled. “It was craw-crawling on Bon Bon’s face!”

“So he smacked it,” said Bon Bon, rubbing at a small dent in his forehead.

“And then it disappeared, and now I-I don’t know where it is!” Freddy covered his face and choked back a sob.

funtime-fanblog

“Well, brave of you to smack it. But, how big was it?”

"This big!" he said, making a gesture with his forefinger and thumb.

Open RP

[weirdunclefreddy]

(( comin’ online again. let’s see how long my streak lasts this time 😅 ))

[weirdunclefreddy]

Freddy stood up straight again, yet his knees trembled. "It was craw-crawling on Bon Bon's face!"

"So he smacked it," said Bon Bon, rubbing at a small dent in his forehead.

“And then it disappeared, and now I-I don’t know where it is!” Freddy covered his face and choked back a sob.

Open RP

Piercing shrieks echo through the building.

“SPIDEEEEER!”

Freddy bursts in and scrambles across the room, crashing through tables and knocking things over as Bon Bon struggles to soothe him above all the noise.

[weirdunclefreddy]

How tall is your Funtime Freddy? Mine is 10ft tall, and wants to HUG YOU SO SNUG!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

oh my GOSH that’s a huge Fred. mine’s only 6 feet! 😂

all hugs are accepted! 💙 just try not to crush me

[weirdunclefreddy]

He stumbled and bent over the last table standing. “Th-there was---in the breaker room, there was a...!” he stammered between gasps.

“Shhh. It’s okay,” said Bon Bon, patting him on the shoulder. “It was just a teeny spider.”

Open RP

Piercing shrieks echo through the building.

“SPIDEEEEER!”

Freddy bursts in and scrambles across the room, crashing through tables and knocking things over as Bon Bon struggles to soothe him above all the noise.

[weirdunclefreddy]

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

[weirdunclefreddy]

To add on to the alone one, I bet he has athazagoraphobia. Fear of being forgotten.

Oh, absolutely! FunFred’s an extreme social butterfly, and loves his friends and family more than anything. If they tossed him out, he wouldn’t know where to go, and would probably try to suck in a bunch of random people to make up for it. 10 again.