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Good Kid, M.A.A.D. City for the signs:

Aries:  Sing About Me, I’m Dying of Thirst

Taurus: Sherane A.K.A. Master Splinter’s Dughter

Gemini: Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe

Cancer: Good Kid

Leo: Backseat Freestyle

Virgo: Compton

Libra: Poetic Justice

Scorpio: m.A.A.d city

Sagittarius: Swimming Pool (Drank)

Capricorn: Money Trees

Aquarius: Real

Pisces: The Art of Peer Pressure

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The signs as the PowerPuff Girls

Bubbles: Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Blossom: Aries, Leo, Libra, Aquarius

Buttercup: Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

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probably your best friend

Aries: Aquarius

Taurus: Pisces

Gemini: Leo

Cancer: Virgo

Leo: Gemini

Virgo: Cancer

Libra: Sagittarius

Scorpio: Capricorn

Sagittarius: Libra

Capricorn: Scorpio

Aquarius: Aries

Pisces: Taurus

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This 👌🏾

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Pisces x Gemini

Crazy

She's so crazy, a crazy woman Crazy in love with the chosen one Her heart is missing, where is it? There in his chest,  it perfectly fits!

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What do you think of a Aries(f) and Capricorn(m)?

I think they’d be real interesting to watch because they’re on such different wave lengths. 

“This can be a slightly awkward match mainly because the two can be quite different. Capricorns tend to be more grounded and safe whilst Aries are more risky and aloof also a tad playful.

BUT BUT

Both of them really really know how to make each other smile and laugh, its quite cute. And the both can literally talk for hours about anything, they love talking to each other. Because they’re both different they can grow and learn opposing perspectives from each other. This relationship will be full of smiles, honesty and respect. Also sex is great.”

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Can u do who would do what with Aqua f and a Capricorn m!? I would love to know! Thank you

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart- aqua

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire- CAP 

who sleeps naked- Aqua 

who sleeps under 3 blankets- Cap

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel- Aqua

who gets drunk and breaks shit- defs cap

who’s a closeted anime fan- cap

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places- Aqua

who’s afraid of Slenderman- Aqua

what their song will be- Let’s Stay Togerther by AL GREEN

what their biggest fight was about- Probably the Capricorn expecting Aqua to be around all the time but the Aqua wanting to have alone time

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HOE STORIES

Tell me your hoe stories while I reply to all my asks!

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Boob Pain.

WHY IS BOOB ALL OF A SUDDEN IN PAIN WTF

I ALWAYS GET THEM

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sagittarius (f) + virgo (m)

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart- sag

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire- defs sag lol

who sleeps naked- sag

who sleeps under 3 blankets- virgo

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel- virgo

who gets drunk and breaks shit- defs virgo

who’s a closeted anime fan- sag

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places- sag

who’s afraid of Slenderman- virgo

what their song will be- Adorn by Miguel

what their biggest fight was about- Probably the Virgo wanting things to be done/kept in a certain way and the Sag just messing it all up

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the who does what for virgo (m) and sagittarius (f)

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart- sag

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire- defs sag lol 

who sleeps naked- sag 

who sleeps under 3 blankets- virgo

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel- virgo

who gets drunk and breaks shit- defs virgo 

who’s a closeted anime fan- sag

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places- sag

who’s afraid of Slenderman- virgo 

what their song will be- Adorn by Miguel 

what their biggest fight was about- Probably the Virgo wanting things to be done/kept in a certain way and the Sag just messing it all up

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Who would do what for a female leo and gemini male? Please and Thank you!

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart- gemini

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire- leo obviously they’re v accident prone

who sleeps naked- gemni

who sleeps under 3 blankets- leo

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel- both

who gets drunk and breaks shit- BOTH

who’s a closeted anime fan- gemini

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places- leo, the freak

who’s afraid of Slenderman- leo

what their song will be- Not a Bad Thing by Justin Timblerlake

what their biggest fight was about- Probably leo needing attntion 24/7 and gemini not giving a fuck 

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Could you do that "Who would do what" thing for cancer (m) and scorpio (f)? 😍

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart- cancer

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire- defs cancer lol

who sleeps naked- BOTH 

who sleeps under 3 blankets- scorpio

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel- scorp

who gets drunk and breaks shit- cancer

who’s a closeted anime fan- scorp

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places- BOTH they is hoes 

who’s afraid of Slenderman- cancer lowkey

what their song will be- No Ordinary Love by Sade

what their biggest fight was about- Probably scorpio not wanting to share everything with Cancer so they get doubtful  and cancer being that cray “BRO DON’T LOOK AT MY WOMAN” type bf uk  

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What would do for Gemini f and Leo m?

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart- gemini 

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire- leo obviously they’re v accident prone

who sleeps naked- gemni 

who sleeps under 3 blankets- leo

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel- both

who gets drunk and breaks shit- BOTH

who’s a closeted anime fan- gemini

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places- leo, the freak

who’s afraid of Slenderman- leo

what their song will be- Not a Bad Thing by Justin Timblerlake

what their biggest fight was about- Probably leo needing attntion 24/7 and gemini not giving a fuck lmao 

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What do you think of aries (f) and gemini (m) together? 😊

They’re unstoppable, they’re bonnie and clyde or even better DOM AND LETTY FROM FAST AND THE FURIOUS.

They’re a great pairing tbh!

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Love your posts and your blog, you,re just amazing!I'm also a Gemini and I can relate so much to each one of your posts

Aw babyyy! Thank you hehe I’m glad you love em 💕