Gaz being the pretty boy of the 141 but also the “gets super dirty all the time even when theres no dirt around” kinda guy.
Like yeah, hes pretty when he cleans up, but that man loves getting rough and tough in the dirt, pulling soap along with him to play fight in the mud and dust.
Give me pretty boy gaz who also likes getting dirty and needs to be hosed down afterwards!!!
There’s something both very funny and kind of cosmically terrifying about CHEF from Risk of Rain. You land on this planet of strange creatures, giant crabs and very angry birds, that you try desperately to escape from…but to this guy? They’re just ingredients.
Imagine you’re a sentient mushroom creature, of which this planet has many, a drop pod crashes out of the sky and this robot climbs out of it and starts throwing cleavers with wild precision and blasting flame from the oven in its chest because it’s only directives are DICE and SEAR. That’s like, the worst case scenario for a sentient mushroom creature.
Tag your friend to totally render judgement upon them and sweep them of their sins as they freeze away in the winter and become reborn anew like the spring!!!
Thinking about him just sitting alone in his room. The guards won't talk to him anymore - they've watched too many die for the same. He's read and reread all of his books. His uncle won't be back until tomorrow. The trauma this guy has I'm literally exploding
It's been clearly established that Bullfrog's a master of his craft, a very skilled assassin, but one thing I noticed about how skilled he is was during the scene that he was basically properly seen in for the first time, Clip #2; him in the sewers trying to take down the antennae.
In that scene, he explains he can vaguely see the past and future in the bubbles he blows, and his opponents laugh at him, before he catches them off guard with the line: "Would you like to know which one of you will die first?"
How often has he done this with the intent to catch his targets off guard in order to dispatch them?
Additionally, as revealed by Ubisoft, he participated in the Wasteland War, which means he isn't a very young guy, and as far as I know, timeframes aren't established very often in this series, but it doesn't seem like this was an incredibly long time ago. However, considering how different the Warden looked at that time and now, its been a handful of years, and pushing it a little, maybe even a decade since the war. What I'm getting at with the war and how long ago it might've been, is that he has some years on him to know how to read people; he has a large amount of experience.
Does he say something like this whenever he's in a pickle to make his enemies laugh at how random this statement sounds, and then startling them with such a volatile question? Bullfrog's just a cute little frog after all, how dangerous could he really be?
Another thing is that it doesn't exactly seem like he's able to control when he's able to blow the bubbles either. He's cut off by one when he's introducing himself, and has no clue what Rayman is talking about until sometime later, which also establishes on occasion he can tell when they're able to happen, but he has no control over it.
AKA, there's a chance he was lying when he insinuated he saw in a bubble how he killed these three. Bullfrog uses other people's flippant opinions of him to his advantage.
These are mostly sappy since they mention Mike’s relationship with Abby and Garret.
— His go-to is thrifting. He mostly gets clothes and toys for Abby.
— Mike has a box full of pictures (canon). He did cutouts of Abby and glued them to old pictures of Mike and Garret to have the 3 Schmidt’s together.
— Out of all the cartoons Abby watches he likes Snoopy the most.
— Mike does Abby’s hair. He learned how to deal with curly hair because Mrs. Schmidt always knew the right products to take care of his and Garret’s hair.
— Mike always lets Abby pick her clothes. As much color as they have he doesn’t mind.
— When Abby nonchalantly mentioned her art teacher wanting Abby to join the district’s art competition Mike was so proud. He couldn’t show it in words but he made waffles every morning for a week.
— After that, Mike wanted Abby to learn how to draw in any art medium, so every time he goes out and sees art tools Mike gets them for Abby even if it’s as insignificant as a single brush.
— Mike hates Christmas songs because it gives him flashbacks from working retail.
— Mike likes to read. He mostly reads psychology, poetry, and self-help books.
— Mike doesn’t listen to music. He has 12 songs in his playlist right now.
— Mike has a stuffed animal that belonged to Garret.
Back when they were Kids Mike always teased Garret for still having a small teddy bear he was giving when he was a few months old. Now, Mike has the stuffed animal in his closet. (lowkey inspired by the crying child ngl)
— Mike doesn’t like his birthday.
— Mike is love-deprived but his main love language is quality time and touch.
— He is not extroverted with his touch language, he is more of the type to caress your leg with his knee, or try to have his fingertips touch your cardigan.
— Mike counts how many seconds he needs to stay on the stop sign before going.