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Mc: *sighs* Finally. Some sleep! *opens their bed to find it full of crumbs* . . . Beel.

Mc: *sighs more as they go sit on the couch instead, grabbing their favourite book. As they open it, they find it full of scribbles and lipstick marks*

Mc: *even angrier* Asmo!

Mc: No can do, I have to buy a new copy. *takes out their wallet to notice all their money is gone*

Mc: *furious* MAMMON!

Satan: *comes in the room* Oh, hi Mc! I’m sorry what happened to your mirror, you see, me and Lucifer had this fight earlier and I might have lost my cool a little there.

Satan: Also Lucifer is in a bit of a mood after all that so he has given us some extra chores today.

Mc: *explodes in anger* I’M IN HELL!!!

Satan: . . . Yeah, you’re. Literally.

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Mammon: Just sign here, and here *points at the dokument*

Mc: *is about to write their signature, until they read it a bit more*

Mc: Mammon! Stop trying to get me sign marriage papers!

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Guest 1: Oh, there is the prince! Wonder if he has found himself a partner yet?

Guest 2: I highly think so. He has been less stressed these days hasn’t he? All smiles and such *sips drink* Only a true lady/gentleman could please a noble like him, don’t you think?

Guest 1: Yes, yes I think so too. Only a flamboyant and elegant character could fit to be with him.

Mc: *joking around with Mammon and tripping over something*

Guest 1: Tsk, who invited that klutz? *giggles behind a fan*

Diavolo: *rushes to Mc to help them up and laughs with them. Talks with Mc for a moment until he takes his index finger on his lips in a shushing motion, and then takes Mc’s hand to run outside in childlike excitement*

Guest 1 and 2:

Guest 1 and 2: *sips drink* Or not.

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Mc: You know why your punishments don’t work on me Lucy?

Lucifer: Don’t call me that, but do elaborate.

Mc: It’s because I actually enjoy them *thinks that they’ve got this in the bag*

Lucifer:

Lucifer: *evil smirk creeps on his face*

Mc: So you’re going to s-stop after finding that out right? *nervous laughter* And w-why are you grinning?

Mc: *sees him taking out a whip* I WAS JUST BLUFFING!!!

Lucifer: Even better . . .

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MCs that picked Diavolo have such BDE because they asked “is this seat taken?”

AND THE SEAT IS THE FUCKING THRONE-

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A dense Mc, who believes Mammon genuinely just doesn’t like humans.

The teacher: Mammon and Mc, partner up.

Mammon: YUSH! *excited laugh*

Mc: Don’t get too excited, you ain’t killing me yet.

Mammon: W-what are ya talkin’ about?

Mc: *points at him* I’ll be watching you . . .

Mammon: *blushes and looks away* D-don’t look at me like that!

Mc: *thinks to themselves* He can’t even look at me! He must really dislike humans. . .

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Levi: Careful with that Mammon, you’re going to bend it!

Mc: Sometimes I wish he’d do that to me.

Mc: Hahaa. . . No one? No takers for my silly little joke? Okay.

Mammon: *tries to flirt back* I-I’m a taker! For ya I mean- I could be your taker!

Everyone:

Lucifer: I am very uncomfortable with the energy, we have created in the meeting today.

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Diavolo: Do you know why I called you in my office Mc?

Mc: Because I’m too hot for school?

Diavolo:

Diavolo: You were waving ”I was kidnapped” sign on the RAD grounds.

Mc: WAS I LYING?!

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If my Mc was asked to play, which music reminds them of the Obey me boys MEN and the chihuahua, these would be her go tos:

Lucifer: Definitely something by Ghost. Like Dance Macabre or Call Me Little Sunshine.

Mammon: Circus music or Monkeys Spinning Monkeys by Kevin MacLeod. (What my Mc wouldn’t tell him is that she in all actuality listens to 2010’s lovey dovey pop like One Direction and thinks of him. THEY ARE BOPSS I DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF

Satan: This might be the biggest contradiction EVER, but something calming, like music from Nuclear Daisies or Wombo. My Mc feels safe around him, for some reason.

Levi: EVERYTHING BY TOBY FOX. Idk, Fnaf music or Minecraft covers on repeat just to annoy his poor soul

Asmo: Anything from Britney Spears or Lady Gaga. Like oops I did it again ~ Sigh, I really need his confidence. . . And looks

Beel: Not sure why, but anything by Rammstein. Beel is a badass mf afterall.

Belphie: Emoboy by Martula and Xurritos. No comment.

Diavolo: 80’s-90’s music. I’m thinking of Alphaville’s Dance With Me LMAOO I LOVE THIS SONG OK?

Barbatos: Phonk. Definitely. Like anything from Freddie Dredd.

Solomon: Shake That by Eminem. You know why.

Simeon: Heather by Conan Gray, ’cause to be completely honest with you, my Mc would NEVER have a chance with this man. No I’m not crying.

Luke: Some music box lullabies for this precious child.

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Mammon: *slides next to Solomon* Sooo . . . *taps the table nervously*

Solomon: *glances at Mammon, but doesn’t say anything*

Mammon: *tries to act cool* You’ve seen the new human exchange student right?

Solomon: *knows he’s talking about Mc* Yes.

Mammon: *leans back in his chair* They are . . . Totally into me, don’t cha think?

Solomon: *bursts out laughing*

Mammon: *blushes* H-hey! Why are ya-

Solomon: *can’t stop laughing*

Mammon: *pouts*

Later

Solomon: Hey Mammon. I’m sorry about earlier. I wanted to apologize to you by giving you some tips, how to flirt with a human.

Mammon: *flustered* Tsk, I don’t need that! I’m not into any humans! Gross!

Mammon:

Mammon: But out of curiosity, how do ya make a human like you?

Solomon: *devious smile*

Even later

Mc: *opens their door to shout out* Can somebody explain to me, why is there a TON of feathers in my room?!?

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Mc: Mammon, me and Satan are having a moment here?

Mammon: So?

Mc: . . . So, can you please give us some space?

Mammon: I’m not gonna leave ya alone with that slimy worm! Nuh-uh, no way!

Mc: *takes out grimm* Not even for this?

Mammon: *eyes lit up* I’ve gotta go now!

Mammon: *happily dancing and humming as he walks out of the room while counting the money*

Mc and Satan: *enjoying the moment of peace*

Mammon: *comes back instantly all pouty and teary eyed* Mc, how could ya?!

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Asmo: There's always room for jello ;)

Satan: How do you make that sound dirty?

Asmo: It's easy, I can do it with anything! Here, watch.

Asmo: Grandma's chicken salad ;)))

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Mc: *opens the front door to leave, but then screams and closes it back immediately*

Mammon: What?! What is out there?!

Mc: *nervous* I-I don’t know, but it was BIG!

Lucifer: *opens the door even though everyone is telling him not to*

Lucifer: *sees a giant mountain on their porch* Flowers?

Everyone: *surprised*

Mc: *nervous laughter* I just a saw a big shadowy thing, I can’t believe they were just flowers . . . a HUGE mountain of them.

Satan: The question is, who brought them here?

Lucifer: *looks at the card attached to the flowers and reads it outloud* ”Dear Mc, I am so glad we were able to have our discussion yesterday, I was pleasently surprised by your confession. I wasn’t sure what flowers are your favorite so I told Barbatos to send you all kinds. Hope to see you soon, yours truly, Dia”

Everyone: *confused shock*

Lucifer: *wrinkles his nose* Dia?

Mammon: *comes real close to Mc* What does that mean?! Mc, you confessed something to lord Diavolo?!

Mc: *confused* I-I don’t know! *realization hits*

Mc: I may have had brought up . . . my future . . . goals

Lucifer: What goals?

Mc: My goals of . . . Becoming the queen/king of Devildom.

The brothers:

Mc: I WAS JOKING OF COURSE! Was I?

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Diavolo: I feel like there’s a lot of arguing and negativity afloat. That is why for the next following week you have to give each other compliments. Everytime you get a compliment from someone, you’ve to give one back at them.

The brothers: *groans in annoyance*

Mc: Hehee, looks like you got to work out your pesky familyproblems amongst yourselves this time *laughs at the brothers*

Diavolo: No Mc, you’ll be participating as well.

Mc: Diavolo, I don’t think that’s such good idea-

The brothers: *suddenly excited*

Later

Satan: *smiles sweetly* You have a very good taste in literature Mc.

Mc: Oh thank you, I also think that you-

Levi: *hops in* Mc! Have I told you how good at games you are? You prefer them much more than those boring books anyways *glares at Satan who glares at him back*

Mc: . . . Thank you, Levi. I actually like them both very much. But I think-

Mammon: *interrupts* Mc, ya have something to say to me. *smug*

Mc: *completely given up* . . . . . . W h a t ?

Mammon: *looks to his side* You know what I’m talking about, just *blushes* just say it.

Levi: No, I haven’t gotten my compliment from them yet!

Satan: *irritated* Me neither, because of you Levi.

*Fight breaks down and in the end Mc has to line them up to get their compliment on their turn. Diavolo had to cancel the whole positivity week after getting a very tired and detailed reclamation from an anonymous exchange student after the first day*

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Mc: C’mon Lucy, why can’t I go?

Lucifer: Because I said so.

Mc: But everyone else gets to go, I don’t get it! Mammon promised to look after me and-

Lucifer: Not. Happening.

Mc: But why?! Is it because I get distracted easily and get myself lost all the time or that I’m too reckless and chaotic?

Lucifer: Yes.

Mc: . . . Yes? Yes to what?

Lucifer: Just go to bed already.

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May I ask, why do the Obey me men get so angry if you mess up the surprise visits?

Like if Mc happens to tap Diavolo’s head he’s suddenly all like: ”You don’t want to see me when I’m angry”. Like EXCUSE ME WHAT AM I TO YOU? YOUR SERVANT?? WHY DO I GOT TO FLIRT WITH YOU FOR YOU TO NOT FAIL ALL MY CLASSES??? Not that I’m complaining but still

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⚠️ Possible spoilers for ”The Escorts” Devilgram story

Context: Mc heard a rumour that a stunning witch called Maddi had proposed to Diavolo. What they didn’t get to hear was that Diavolo rejected Maddi.

Lucifer: *calls Diavolo* Lord Diavolo, I’m sorry for the urgency, but I have to insist you come to the house of Lamentation right this instant.

Diavolo: *confused* Lucifer, what is this urgent matter?

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Mc has had a misunderstanding and needs your comfort.

Diavolo: *putting on a coat in a hurry as he hears Mc singing in the background of the phonecall*

Mc: *sings in a teary voice while listening to Taylor Swift* Please don’t be in love with someone e-eeelsee *bursts into more tears and hugs the pillow tight*