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FISH BEHIND U ITS A SNACK

I found a cool rock!!!!

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You: Endgame was the boldest cross over in history.

Me an intellectual:

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Can u feel the gayness tonight

bro, are you feelin the bisexuality in the air tonight?

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look out

look out

love bomb incoming

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So basically my hair was in my face so I moved it and it went into my eye, so I was like “I need to train my hair not to curve and be straight” and now I think my hair is gay.

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Me: Good morning!

Everyone:...

Me: Oh you all have AirPods in

Random girl: No were just not interested with your presence.

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Ok so, if THOT means that ho over there,

Then like how would you use it in a sentence? Would it be like "look at that thot" or "look at thot"??!!! It is very confusing. "See that thot over there?" Or "See Thot?" But it sounds like "see thot for help" "Ring the bell for thot to come help you" Smart part of Tumblr help

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Me: *Is allergic to seafood*

Everyone around me: *shoves a whole lobster down their throats in unison*

Me: Yea I get it I'm missing out.

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Me: What a wonderful da-

Brain: Hey just a reminder you have no friends and everyone hates you!

Me: oh yea *starts sobbing*

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!Yag

when i say gay, you say gay -

gay!

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Me:*scratches around a rash*

Rash:

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My Biology Teacher

So my Biology teacher is not horrible. But as a teacher of Biology you shouldn't call a mosquito that loves to get your blood, a male.

Teacher: So this little guy, he's a parasite. He loves to live off your blood.

Mind Echoing: He He He's He He He's him he he.

Like wth only females drink blood.

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Only Female mosquitoes drink blood.

Y'all should know, male mosquitoes drink sap. Female mosquitoes drink blood so they can give it to their eggs to feed them.

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lol don't take my home

So I was driving home and saw a girl moving the trash bin from her yard, and I was like no don't take my home!

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"When life gives you lemons, make them into poison and feed it to your worst enemy."

-Who knows? It could be you or me or somebody.

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My water tastes like lavender..

Ok so yeah I uncapped my water bottle to drink it and I took a sip and it tasted like lavender laundry detergent. It didn't even feel like water is going down my throat. It was dry feeling. Help...

Water company:Our water tastes like tide pods, except you won't die!

Honestly doe Refreshe more like not refreshing.

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An Average Human: If you switch the letters K and S in Stick you get kits!

Me an intellectual: If you switch the letters P and C in popcorn you get Cop porn.