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Stupid thing to reiterate:

But Doug is what happens when you shove someone who's lawful evil into Gryffindor.

Lawful - working for the good of the community because justice and order are natural, inherent aspects of the universe

Evil - real fucking down with collateral damage and taking responsibility for that damage

Gryffindor - honesty, bravery, and justice. Gryffindor isn't rash because they don't think. They leap before they look because the cry for help on the other side is THAT important. It is about justice. About drawing a line in the sand and standing by it. It is knowing the difference between right and wrong and punishing those who are wrong and protecting those who are right.

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“someday this pain will be useful to you” my ass. i didn’t deserve what happened to me.

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“Most humans don’t interact with swords; all swords are cool, Cat,” Doug says with a laugh behind his teeth. All swords are cool, Cat. 

“Is the Trex the ONLY reason you like those movies?”

“ But they are not cool swords!” He protests sliding down in his seat on the couch. Hands gesturing at the tv in dismay “ they are boring normal swords!”

Ughh human vids would never live up to what he was used to. Which was a very good thing yet it was also a confusing thing. “ So when can we do a Jurassic park marathon? I want to see my best friend the Queen Trex devour people.”

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Reblog if you’re a roleplayer who suffers from anxiety

Sometimes, it’s not a lack of muse or short attention span or lack of time. Sometimes we’re too afraid to write out the reply we had in mind in fear it’s inadequate or written too fast. Then we send replies days, or even weeks, later that we had thought out in our mind since the beginning. 

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Doug blinks the last 5 minutes of the movie away. “No? Maybe not? A lot of movies like to use familiar or easily identifiable swords. Make people go ‘COOL SWORDS!’” He waves his hands to emphasize.

“Their fights are also heavily scripted so whatever force it looks like they used for the blows, was mostly edited in.” He shrugs and tries to eat more popcorn out of the bowl, but his hand just swirls a half dozen kernels around the bottom.

@what-language liked for a starter

“That was an excellent movie, Cypher. I did enjoy it quite a bit but I have to complain about the action sequences. They know that katana are not capable of taking those types of hits and were not designed for the impact of those blows, correct?”

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continued from here with @morlockinpink

Doug rolls his eyes. The “ghosts” he sees in the building is probably just his powers reading too much into the building. He does believe in ghosts and other supernatural entities; how could he not?

But the house mostly just sets him on edge, and Marrow’s not helping any.

“Saying you don’t believe in something is much different than knowing in your gut that something’s wrong and following you. Or really just watching you.”

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“Okay,” he tilts his mug at her, “that nickname--while appropriate--is also kinda weird and I object to it. Also, what in the world? First off, we live in too weird of a world to assume we are NOT being televised.” Doug grimaces. “Which, means....that some where in space and time, already ship us. and just, no. Ew. I love you. Not like that. Like, Geist. I don’t know that I could kiss you on the mouth for an intergalactic game show if our lives depended on it.”

Wing it!

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🌋 – “Dealing with some stuff, nothing to worry about.” She knows better than to pretend everything is fine, only to have her tone betray her. “Yourself?”

“Dying of boredom. Plenty to worry about,” he says with a smile that creeps up much higher on the one side. “Did you know that flowers like roses and climbing flowers grow MUCH better when you fertilize them properly and ask them to grow over your neighbor’s windows? And are a hassle to restrain? And basically evolved to grow even more if you cut them back?”

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martino in every episode: stagione 1 [2/11] ↳ sei uno str***o

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//am I possibly commissioning great people for great things? Yus.

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HAIR IS STUPID

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citrus I love your tags so fucking much.

also, how does one draw wires?

asking for this fucker

preview of a drawing for @shattered-catalyst

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preview of a drawing for @shattered-catalyst

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YOU HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT.

I have shamelessly been sending you screenshots. Absolutely shamelessly.

Just a casual reminder that Catalyst is a pretty boy and his opponents often call him Boy Band or Nsync or Backstreet.

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He is a pretty boy and I endeavor to do him justice.

Just a casual reminder that Catalyst is a pretty boy and his opponents often call him Boy Band or Nsync or Backstreet.

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♡

For every heart I’ll say something nice ALWAYS ACCEPTING

@what-language is delightful and fantastic to talk to about just about anything. They really care about accurately depicting their muse and yelling bout what a brat he is and his yellow sweaters are questionable ! They also give the fandom a ton of great fanfics so check them out!!!!!🎉💚💯

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Me at me: don't you fucking dare propose that as an RP au yet because IT IS THE BAD TIMELINE.

Also me: //but it is SO GOOD.

My traitorous brain: ...The hellfire club hasn't been able to keep him out in a decade. Cyber trails are easy, and drafting loopholed terms of service is so last year. Is it really so bad to turn over private information to highly questionable third parties if the information belongs to fucked up people? As Senator Ramsey continues to climb, his son drops to the underground......

Me: FUCK

Skids in

HI I WATCHED DEADPOOL 2 AND I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT HOW THAT WORLD GOT THAT WAY AND IM NOT SAYING IVE PLOTTED WHAT COULD EVENTUALLY TURN INTO 60K+ OF FANFICTION BUT I MOST DEFINITELY HAVE AND IM SCREAMING.