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FUCK YEAH ROADSTER

It's remote controlled. ;) No Pixlings were harmed!

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oh this is gonna be straight up majestic

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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kirby deserves fairy wings. will elaborate farther

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Round 3, Match 22: Bell-Mère vs. Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish

Submitted kids:

Bell-Mère: Nami and Nojiko

Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish: (grandkids technically) Agent 3, Agent 8, Neo Agent 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Bell-Mère:

“She left the Navy to be their mom after she found them. Nojiko was holding Nami but they aren't related biologically. Bell-Mere was not well off economically but always did her best to make sure they would eat and feel loved. Because it wasn't an official adoption, the family was not recorded as such in the village records. This would have been very helpful when Arlong came to extort "tribute" based on a household's population, however she 1-failed to kill him and 2-would not deny she had two daughters when confronted about the discrepancy. Thus either her or the two girls were covered by the savings... I think you can guess what happened.”

Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish:

“This old man hangs out in the sewers and young teens just so happen to follow him down from time to time. Those teens then go on to generally save the world, one of which was from his ex who was attempting invasion.”

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thank you for the super boops not yet oomf

anything for the peeps that help me get THIS!

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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why are you, as a knight, so dedicated to your king

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Round 2, Match 40: King Dedede and Meta Knight vs. Kavax au Telemanaus

Submitted kids:

King Dedede and Meta Knight: At least 300 Waddle Dees, Bandana Waddle Dee, Kirby, Sailor Waddle Dee

Kavax au Telemanaus: Virginia au Augustus; Darrow of Lykos; Lyria of Lagalos

Propaganda under the cut!

King Dedede and Meta Knight:

1. “Okay so I know you said try to keep the parents separate but. They are kinda like a package deal. They are like a couple and they share custody over Bandee and Kirby. Dedede probably would've adopted Kirby if Meta Knight didn't get to him first, Meta Knight probably would've adopted Bandee if Dedede didn't get to him first. Also while it isn't canon there's been a point where it seemed like they are gay for each other so. yeah :)”

2. Meta Knight: “He’s the most father ever nobody even knows. Literal embodiment of ‘outside; goth girl. Inside; father figure’”

3. Meta Knight: “He didn't choose the father life, it chose him”

Kavax au Telemanaus:

“Virginia’s biological father was a distant politician, and as one of her father’s aides, she spent more time learning with and hearing stories from Kavax; he was a strong mentor and father figure to Darrow both when he was living in secret and openly as a revolutionary; after the revolution he took Lyria, an orphan of the war, into his household as a client and yet another surrogate daughter.”

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Round 2, Match 35: Bobby Singer vs. Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish

Submitted kids:

Bobby Singer: Sam & Dean Winchester

Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish: (grandkids technically) Agent 3, Agent 8, Neo Agent 3

Propaganda under the cut!

Bobby Singer:

“Bobby canonically considers them his sons, and he was there only good father figure. John Winchester was abusive and just a shitty dad, so Bobby stepped up when he could. He loves them as his own”

Cap’n Craig Cuttlefish:

“This old man hangs out in the sewers and young teens just so happen to follow him down from time to time. Those teens then go on to generally save the world, one of which was from his ex who was attempting invasion.”

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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fun and easy pranks for fun

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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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(to the tune of the Addams Family theme song)

If buying isn't owning

then piracy ain't stealing

embrace it, for it's freeing

we kill monopolies

Crunchyroll buying out and shutting down Funimaton, deleting everyone’s purchased copies, and then hiking up their prices by 200% is just another example of why you should buy physical media. If you want to buy things you actually own, don’t look to streaming.

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So I took part in the @kirbyoc-secretsanta event, and I made these two art pieces. First one's for @poyobox and the second one's for @aimless-aimz since somebody needed a backup. Posting them together side-by-side here, the individuals are posted as submissions to the event account.

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Surprise, it’s me again! I got the opp to draw twice, so aimless-aimz, best wishes from whatchild.

from: @whatchild

to: @aimless-aimz

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Feliz Navidad to @poyobox from me, whatchild, your secret santa~ I couldn’t resist a good fight scene!

from: @whatchild

to: @poyobox