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He's so prettyyyy~

I swear shizun didn't look this feminine and demure the last time i saw this cover

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Stupid idea that popped into my head: Shang Qinghua just chilling in his office on An Ding Peak, when suddenly he hears a tune off in the distance that sounds vaguely familiar.

So he sticks his head out of the window, because why the fuck is he hearing music from his previous life... just in time to see Shen Qingqiu riding past on Xiu Ya, playing A Thousand Miles on his guqin.

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This is it, your honour. This is the post that made me read SVSSS and trapped me in a fanfic vortex for almost a month now.

dream realm kiss scene

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Haven't felt this alive since that submarine imploded.

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Are you AI, cause you sound a lot like chatgpt, your banner pic looks AI generated, and a homonculus is a type of doll, manikin or basically fake human?

I am going to pull out your nervous system one nerve at a time, weave them into a rug, gift it to your parents to use as a picnic blanket, and watch them fuck on it.

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So apparently it took like 3 decades for my English Genes™ to kick in and allow me to enjoy tea.

I tried jasmine tea on a whim the other week, thinking it was a herbal tea and not just green tea with some jasmine in it. Now I'm enjoying Earl Grey.

What the fuck happened‽‽‽

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TUTORIAL: HOW TO BUILD A UFO ROOF HOUSE.

yo! one of my friends asked me how I do this, so I thought I'd put together a little tutorial and share. here's a preview of what a "ufo roof house" might look like once you're done:

this is just a little one I built in Strangetown on a 10×10 lot, read below to learn how to do this yourself.

→ Step 1: Build your foundation (if you want one) + your first floor. The easiest way to do this is to make your walls an octagonal shape with the diagonal walls being half as many as the straight walls. As an example, you can see in the image below my straight walls are 6 units, so the diagonals are 3.

→ Step 2: Go up one level and lay a square of flooring for your roof to sit on, twice the size of your straight walls. My straight walls are 6 units, so my "roof square" will be 12×12.

→ Step 3: Using the small cone roof tool, drag from one corner of your square to the other, minus 1 unit. My square is 12×12, so the cone roof will be 11×11. You can see in the image below where to place your cursor to start:

→ When you're done with the small cone roof tool, it should look like this:

→ Step 4: Delete the excess flooring. You can press F to toggle from a full square unit to a smaller, triangular unit to trim the corners. Unfortunately, you can't click and drag to remove the corners from the diagonal walls, you can only shift click to delete one triangle at a time, but it saves you from having to put down walls or fencing you're just going to remove anyway.

→ Step 5: Decrease your roof's angle. On my normal houses, I usually use a 25 degree angle, which in this case, looks like this:

→ Step 5: You don't want your walls sticking out like this. So, adjust your roof's angle until they're not sticking out. The lowest I could get the roof's angle on this one was 39 degrees, which looks like this:

→ Step 6: Much better! Don't worry about that spiky bit in the middle, because we're going to add a dome roof to cover it up. You can start fiddling around with the dome roof tool by using the same amount of units as your straight walls, or you can go smaller. A 6×6 dome on this house looks like this:

→ I like my UFO domes a little smaller, so I went with 4×4. TIP! If you have an even number of straight walls, your dome will also be even, if it's odd, your dome will also be odd. If you had 7 unit straight walls for example, your dome could be 7×7, 5×5, 3×3, etc. Here's how my 4×4 dome turned out:

→ Step 7: Nice! We're pretty much done! Decorate however you like!

→ Step 8: Enjoy your UFO roof house! All content shown on this one is maxis, except for the deck support posts, which are default replacements available HERE, thanks to @psychosim! I hope you enjoyed this tutorial. Feel free to tag me if you make a UFO roof house because of this, I'd love to see it! 👽💖 Happy Simming!

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Mood™.

Oblivion, comics #22

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Bear in mind that the Imperial Simulacrum lasted from 3E 389 to 3E 399. Therefore by the time Oblivion starts, Martin's age must be greater or equal to 44, or less than or equal to 33. And I don't know which is funnier, really.

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YES YES YES

LET'S FUCKING GOOO

unrelated to everything, but NEW YOUNG SCROLLS DROPPED 😭 RIP Martin 🥺

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Me in 2021, starting a new Skyrim playthrough: "I'm going to go with a Breton because haha, small woman with big axe funny."

Me now: [Three hour lore-dump.] "So anyway, that's why my Hero of Kvatch is into DILFs."

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My partner after talking about Conclave: "Speaking of papal movies, there's Two Popes-"

Me, internally: Two popes having sex, two popes having sex. My muscles my muscles involuntarily flex.

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The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Remastered Review

Rating: NOT RECOMMENDED

Game’s good but I can’t believe I still cannot make sweet sweet love to Martin Septim

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The fun silly part of making my Elder Scrolls OCs related is that it means the Skyrim quest The Mind of Madness is technically a family reunion.

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I don't know if this is better or worse than my own headcanon, which is that the Nerevarine is the Hero of Kvatch's mother.

Nerevarine, ripping a line of cocaine moon sugar: "Hey Creeper, here's 50 bajillion Restore Fatigue potions that cost me barely anything to make because my buddy Ajira will readily sell me the ingredients for fuck all. I see no way in which selling these to a literal daedra could possibly cause issues."

[6 years later.]

Hero of Kvatch, with a dozen scamps crawling all over him in a perfect recreation of the cover art of Doom: "DON'T YOU BASTARDS EVER GET TIRED‽‽‽"