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Hello there! So my girlfriend's 18th birthday is coming up soon and she is a huge Chen fan. I don't know much about KPOP or anything but i wanted to make her happy and maybe contact Chen somehow for her and yeah do you know anyway to get a hold of him?

yeah let me just give you his number

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han's rap in slump 💅✨

besties if you see this pls reply/reblog+tag your absolute favorite han jisung part of any skz song it’s for science

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i.n: what's another word for stupid?

chan: unintelligent

hyunjin: dumb, idiot, brainless

seungmin: changbin.

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changbin: hey seungmin, what's the meaning of life?

seungmin: changbin!

changbin: awww, i'm your life? that's so swee-

seungmin: no. life is short

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rosie: hey lisa! what's up?

lisa: i just bought two tickets to the movie!!

rosie: great, you can watch the movie twice!

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jennie: oh my god, rosie's drowning! quick lisa, call 911!

lisa: okay!! but what's their number?

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lisa: dinner at my place tonight? or yours?

jennie: both

lisa: what do you mean? how?

lisa: wait i know. dinner at yours, and dessert at mine. right?

jennie: no. i eat at my place, and you eat at yours

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lisa: jennie! how's your fever unnie?

jennie: fever? what are you talking about?

lisa: oh my bad, you just look hot to me

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changbin: guess what!? i've started seeing someone!

hyunjin: do you mean dating? or are you having hallucinations?

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han: minho hyung, i just wanted you to know that i love you a hundred times more than you love me!

minho: 100 x 0 = 0

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rosie: ugh, this dress looks horrible!

jisoo: that's because you're wearing it

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changbin: so, what do you think about our love?

minho: count the stars in the sky

changbin: aww, it's infinity?

minho: no, it's a waste of time

changbin: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵒᵏ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶠᵉˡᶦˣ ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸˢ

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taehyung: jungkook, we need to talk

jungkook: about what?

taehyung: us.

jungkook: why the hell do you wanna talk about the united states?

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jackie: oh my gosh, chowon's choking! call 911 right now!

sohee: i'm trying unnie, but the 9 button isn't working

yeju: just flip your phone around and press the 6

e.ji: i'mma just call the mental hospital instead

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jisoo: lisa, you are a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k

lisa: what do you mean unnie?

jisoo: you are adorable, beautiful, caring, dainty, elegant, gorgeous, and helpful

lisa: aww, thank you unnie! but what about i, j, and k?

jisoo: i'm just kidding!

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jisoo: i only take pictures of beautiful things

jennie: but your camera roll is filled with photos of yourself

jisoo: that's exactly my point.

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