Take my bones out and make them into wind chimes so every time it gets breezy you can hear my click clacking in your yard
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Give my body to a group of cannibals so I can finally be appreciated ✋😔
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Leave me at my mom’s doorstep so she can see what she’s done to her own child
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Put my body in a tomb surrounded by traps so people think I was important
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Get my ashes pressed into a vinyl record but it only plays the sound of me screaming
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Toss my body into a giant rat tank and let those bad boys feast
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Hang my corpse up in a tree with a party hat on it so the neighborhood children have a fun piñata to play with
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(assuming I’m going to succumb to the plague) launch me into Europe please
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Put my body in a restaurant freezer with a note taped on me that says, “Free Food”.
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Prop my body up against a wall in a Halloween store and see how long it takes people to realize I’m not a decoration
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Set my body on fire and catapult me through my enemy’s window
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